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Matt Nippert

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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Bond, you’re booked onto the 2215 to Helskini out of Heathrow for a dirty Article Five cleanup job. Your target is a GRU operate we have codenamed LOGFATHER.” www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10...
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Possibly! But the GUI of X is so dogshit now that replies from that era are no longer threaded. Thanks Elon!
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You’ve got a great memory for Twitter deep cuts!
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminds me of the high watermark for this carry-on - the Inner Mongolia Rider Horse Industry (NZ) Ltd.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kiwibank needs to mint BuckCoins ASAP.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think so, given Court action was required to vary trust terms and the estate was v complicated (in size and scope, with private companies needing to be wound down etc). I think it's a pretty good model showing how to pick what you like (don't be vague!) and ensuring that gets supported over time.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(I covered some other philanthropic charities last week - with even larger asset bases! - whose admin expenses for asset management and donee selection ran to 50%+.)
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And yes, I am fangirling charitable trust structures rn.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Regardless of whether you think there should been different beneficiaries, it’s an amazingly efficient structure with no staff, v little management, low low admin costs at ~2% of returns, and structured perpetuity and capex requirements for donees that should see it function forever.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More on that surprise Christchurch mega-bequest I broke last week: It's even larger than the $60m first reported. www.nzherald.co.nz/business/per...
nzherald.co.nz
Unassuming Christchurch couple’s $60m charitable legacy grows by another $12m
South Island's largest charitable bequest swells as the estate wash-up nears a conclusion.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For non-personal information? And regarding conduct while holding public office (trustee of a registered charity)?
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The Castle: Tell Him He's Dreamin!
ALT: The Castle: Tell Him He's Dreamin!
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just got privacy redactions from an OIA - for what seems to be deceased charity trustees. Does the Privacy Act have jurisdiction over the realms of undeath?
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BlueSky isn't beating its rap sheet. (From: atlas.jazco.dev)
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"The name's Lamb." <Farts and/or burps> "Jackson Lamb."
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Smoking Smoking Cigarette
ALT: Smoking Smoking Cigarette
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd just like to note that Nicky's lawyer, @barristernz.bsky.social , liked this tweet providing further confirmation the book is about interior decorating. You heard it here first.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bring back Cathode Ray Tubes! www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
nzherald.co.nz
National pledges to end digital screen use in early childhood education
The party would also introduce a 'start check' before children shift to primary school.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Epic auntie powers here: Confronts armed mob, disarms nephew of his knife by merely recognising him, sends shotgun-weilding assailant fleeing after telling him not to point it at her and to get lost. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crime/lom...
nzherald.co.nz
'I didn't know you were here, auntie': Family asleep as armed men target home
Four adults and four children were at the house when men arrived with a gun and a knife.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thought it might be a map: But seems to be decor.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
omg, he's going after the entire DIY complex.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big Wallpaper is going down.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, I did some digging into the background imagery in Nicky Hager's book reveal announcement, and .... brace yourselves because this is going to be huge.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Their net seems to be cast pretty widely, with Fred Hollows in there too. I quite like the way the trust is structured to only provide capex as well - encourages orgs to grow rather than just enabling admin bloat.
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Juan Incognito @juanincognito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is absolutely wild and will no doubt make the news worldwide. Meanwhile the model railway club will be a bit like the cat that inherited the miser's wealth.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I had found that last week, and it's covered in my story.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The fact the model train club didn't even know the donor, and only found out about the bequest when executor lawyers showed up wanting to know the legal name of their org, is just <chef's kiss>.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Working title: Large Locamotive Model Training.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's an amazing drama to be written about power-struggles at a model train club transformed by a multi-million-dollar bequest.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(Buried with a Warren Buffett *book*, my kingdom for an edit button.)
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The way the org is structured (I read trust deeds, rules and associated court rulings to get to grips with it) the Ron and Joan Gillatt Charitable Trust will likely be a $100m fund by 2040. Ron and Joan were never public figures, and this is honestly bananas (in a good way).
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Feat: A man who lived modestly (took the bus), retired early, invested long and was buried in 2024 with a Warren Buffett. His estate seeded a charitable trust with $60m that'll provide a perpetual lifeline for struggling local orgs: 25% is flagged for the local tramway society and model train club.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
While reading 250+ charity annual reports (don't ask) I stumbled across this one. It was bare-bones, quite large, and I'd never heard of it. But what a wonderful rabbithole it turned out to be as quite likely the South Island's largest charitable bequest: www.nzherald.co.nz/business/mar...
nzherald.co.nz
Quiet Christchurch couple leave $60m to 15 charities
The bequest may be the largest charitable gift in South Island history.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fun story tomorrow. I had to investigate the whereabouts of a cat, and tens of millions in stocks and bonds. Bonus feat: model trains.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It confessed to being the Zodiac killer: But woke judges ruled it inadmissible.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I caught Pippin once waterboarding a screaming mouse in the toilet
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I too was pondering this as I scraped tiny intensines off the floor.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What's worse than waking up to realise your cat has left a disembowled mouse on your kitchen floor? When it has left only half a disembowled mouse.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Moon has been renamed America’s Moon Just like the South American Sea Mount Everamerica is the tallest mountain The Gulf of America is forever open And all roads are the Boulevard of America Good luck getting directions or anything delivered
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And don't forget: A cord you can actually pull out of the wall.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New Zealand MMP elections are a simple game; two major parties chase votes for three months and at the end Winston Peters wins.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This Is Just To Say I have not eaten the pie that was in the warming drawer and which is probably heated nuclear hot by now Forgive me Blow on the pie Safer communities together, ok?
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The glamour of investigative journalism really fades once you hit data entry. 153 rows complete, barely a hundred to go.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nothing like that new hoodie smell, @pepperraccoon.com
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ACTcoin incoming.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love the waybackmachine so much. The truth remains out there.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Come for the bizarre corporate autopsy, stay for my terminally-online Torment Nexus allusions.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I started digging into Futureverse, trying to understand how a claimed unicorn could two years later be worth minus forty million. Feat: Keanu Reeves, UFOs and the world’s largest pile of NFTs. www.nzherald.co.nz/business/mar...
nzherald.co.nz
Unicorns and Keanu Reeves: Inside the billion-dollar Futureverse collapse
Futureverse claimed to be a billion-dollar unicorn. A receivership sale fetched $4.5m.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Online from tomorrow, print over weekend I think (modern media increasingly has seen bifurcation in publication modes).
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Zero. But it does have UFOs.
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Matt Nippert @mattnippert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Extremely fun story tomorrow. Probably the craziest NZ business story I've stumbled across - and my whole career to date has pretty much just been spelunking into corporate crays.
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