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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Lance Armstrong of football. Naaaa naaaa naaaa, na na na naaaaa, na na na naaaaa, GUILTY!

Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Reform UK plc. A party by millionaires for the millionaires. Any working person who believes they have your best interests at heart are, quite frankly, fucking deluded and have the brain capacity of a potato

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Can’t believe that 2 months today will be the 25th anniversary of 9/11

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I see the wrong 80 year old star of Home Alone 2 has died. RIP Tim Curry

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

People losing their shit like they’ve never seen the sun or the moon. Big woooooo 🙄

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Only £20m in tax paid between Charlie Dickfingers and Prince Slaphead last year. Sovereign grant doubled to nearly £100m in the last 3 years when an inflationary increase would be c. £45m. Outdated concept and a drain on the public purse. Turn the residences into hotels and save a few quid

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

No matter how late it is, it’s never as late as it will be later on!!

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Today, my yoga teacher was very drunk, which put me in an awkward position.

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

RIP Sonny Rollins. A, quite literally, Saxophone Colossus

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

End of an era. Thank you Mo and Robbo for 9 amazing years. Mo wasn’t bad for a one season wonder

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

You’d think with the sheer amount of guns in that country, at least someone could be a better shot! Another false flag to file alongside the ‘loss’ of his ear Suspension of the mid-terms incoming… See 1930s Germany for full details of how this plays out

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Dog bothering deviant. LivCry

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Another Everton first. Arf!!

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

[Sade voice 🎵]

A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

No sweat 😉 (Did not get from Woking!)

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

You’re facking nicked, me ole beauty.

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Commiserations to the royal family on the death of Andrew, in a car crash, next week!

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I do hope that Pronce Nince is on tag

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Apparently one in three Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed, which is fucking mad because those places are usually busy and really well lit.

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Well that was awkward. I was expecting Bugs Bunny.

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

A couple of my mates are throwing a joint Chinese New Year and Burns Night party. It's called Chinese burns night. I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm.

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Greenland is the modern day ‘Lebensraum’. Trump I’d just another one of those fascia dictators with ideas way above his skill set - time to invest in a lamp post and some fishing wire!!

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

America. Lovely country. Some lovely people live there. But governed by a madman with actions reminiscent of a certain Austrian in the 1930s

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

If it was about drugs, why do you need access to the oil? Asking for a friend…

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Dear Pete Hegseth, no, the world does not respect your commander in chief. Most of us with a modicum of commence sense, travelled, or just have more than 2 brain cells to rub together think he is a massive bellend (and you’re a massive throbber too). My grandad fought against fascists like your lot

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you and your loved ones have a fantastic day

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Stoke is being twinned with Las Vegas. They’re the only two places where you can pay for sex with chips.

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Bin the wools and geg-ins off before Slot. Fucking whoppers can do one

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Fuck off Andy Madely, you dog bothering deviant

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Quite honestly, I don’t think the BBC are in any position to tell us what children need, given they were a safe haven for nonces for many a year!!

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Seeing as how Trump and his Magats love freedom of speech so much, I’ll exercise my right… Fuck rarr off, you tango faced shitgibbon. The best part of you trickled down your Ma’s crack after you popped out.

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

How come the “save our kids” lot aren’t marching on Buckingham Palace?

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Matthew Link @mattlink.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Whatever you do, don’t head down the Almost Real channel on YouTube rabbit hole. That’s my night gone!! Some boss interpretations of choons!

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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Water bills for England households to rise even higher. Bills already up by 36%. Competition regulator permits another 1%-5%, £556m hike No curbs on exec pay, dividends, sewage dumping as companies raise capital from customers, shareholders get returns. End the Scam. Nationalise water

independent.co.uk

Five water firms provisionally allowed to raise bills by further 1% to 5%

An independent group appointed by the competition watchdog rejected nearly 80% of increases sought by companies.

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ThosL_E, Germany @thosl.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

🤣🤣🤣 Lock him up Immediately!

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