Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Morning, dudes. Gausman’s on the bump tonight. We’ve got a fighting chance til we don’t. Go get em. 040
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Two year old rubs my head as I’m putting her to bed. “Dada! You don’t have hair!” Look man, it’s bad enough when you guys roast me but when my kid starts doing it… 080
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Announcers at the Iowa-Michigan game: “Okay, now it’s time for the play of the game.” My wife: “…didn’t we just see it?” 010
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 24/09/202666 and partly cloudy at first pitch at Wrigley for the regular season finale. Get in for 4 hot dogs from Wrigleysville Dogs on Clark; bleachers for 10 hot dogs; all you can eat/drink seats for 58 hot dogs. God bless Chicago, and long live the neighborhood. 030
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You guys will understand this when and if you have kids but the amount of thought I've put in to where I'm going to sit with my toddler at Wrigley is astounding. Can't be somewhere it'll be too cold. Don't want to spend too much because who knows how long she'll last. 140
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 23/09/202664 and cloudy at Wrigley tonight. Get in for an order of Chef Tee’s rice and a side of veggies from Cozy Noodle on Sheffield; bleachers for 3 orders of sriracha fried rice; all you can eat/drink seats for 19 Spicy Suzukis. Eat at Cozy, tell Chef Tee I sent you. He’s the best. 030
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026While you may have been sleeping, the Cubs lost and didn’t clinch a playoff berth just yet, PCA didn’t get to 40/40 just yet either but the good news is, both have another crack at it today and so do you. Good morning from Chicago. 061
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's playoff berth not playoff birth, unless some woman gives birth at Wrigley during a playoff game in which case it would be a playoff birth. 070
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s the final homestand of the regular season at Wrigley Field, the Cubs are in playoff contention, every game means something, and the MVP is on our team. Bless. 060
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I try not to get too high or too low about Chicago sports because I’ve got an amazing life but Caleb being out for the rest of the season would absolutely ruin my day. 070
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Neighbor drunkenly DoorDashed Taco Bell and passed out before it got there so it’s just been sitting on her front door overnight in the rain. So sad. Never a dull moment in Wrigleyville… 1100
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Race to Wrigley has officially been CANCELLED due to today’s storms 020
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Do you love Malort so much that you wish you could be the big spoon to its little spoon? GOOD NEWS! NOW YOU CAN! shop-merch.malort.com/products/the...shop-merch.malort.comThe Malört Body PillowYou've been given the opportunity to buy your new best friend. While supplies last. Length: ~36" 020
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The thing about taking your family to Disney World is it is exhausting and it is overstimulating but it is, in fact, magical. 050
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026And here I was thinking all the wellness dartys had eliminated blacking out at Florida State. 001
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“How can we make tater tots more masculine and less, I dunno, weak?” “I know! They’re kinda shaped like mini barrels. We shall call them POTATO BARRELS!” 010
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thoughts and prayers to everyone who is training for the marathon today because holy hell it is brutal out there. 020
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you have to go outside here in Chicago maybe don’t because it is already incredibly muggy and gross outside. 020
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026World record Malört thing at Recess tomorrow night. Get excited. Yep. 050
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I love traveling for work but holy shit does it hit different as a parent because wow do I miss my kids a ton. 140
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Every now and again the neighborhood will leave you awestruck by its beauty. Good morning from the corner of Clark and Addison. 0183
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026God the mosquitoes have been awful in Chicago this year 020
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The Bears, Cubs, and White Sox all start within 15 minutes of each other today. Can’t remember the last time that happened, if ever. 041
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Found out that the quick service grill where I got an Italian combo during the rain delay in Game 7 of the 2016 World Series — ChipMonk’s on Diversey — has permanently closed. SAD DAY. 120
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Nothing will make you feel superior to the rest of the world quite like getting in a crispy little workout while everyone else is still in bed on a Saturday morning. 140
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My wife: “Did you remember to put the broom away?” “…the hell you talking about babe?” “Because your boys didn’t SWEEP.” She chose violence this morning. Thursday. 020
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My toddler said she wanted to play volleyball so she’s currently wearing an oven mitt on her left hand while throwing a ping pong ball around the room with her right and I’m not sure that’s how volleyball works but I’ll allow it. Sunday. 050
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Alex Bregman bombing like an open mic comic at The Laugh Factory 080
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wife mentioned how some Chex Mix would be nice last night as we were zoning out on the couch. As I was coming home from the gym this morning, I remembered this and got my lady not one but TWO bags of Chex Mix. Sometimes it’s not about flowers, it’s about getting her Chex Mix. 010
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Look I know it’s a serious weather event but corn belt derecho sounds like some sort of college bar cocktail involving multiple shots of everclear and a cocktail umbrella. 3154
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 10/08/202615+ years of living in Chicago and the first day of Air and Water Show practice always catches me off guard. 160
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Partly cloudy and 82 for Tarik Skubal’s 1st start at Wrigley. Get in the door for 5 1/3 Tiger Rolls from Ukai Sushi on Belmont, just a 13 minute walk from Wrigley; bleachers for 8 1/3 Tiger Rolls; all you can eat/drink seats for 22 Tiger Rolls. Go get ‘em tonight, fellas. 140
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Kids down, dishwasher is running which means I get ten whole minutes to myself to zone out in peace. Bliss. 150
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Good morning, dudes. You can do it, unless you can’t in which case at least you tried. 030
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026PCA took three walks today and that’s a good reminder of all of us that we should be getting our steps in. 0113
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just got off the plane and the woman who was sitting behind us told me “Your kids were so well behaved!” And as a parent of two young kids, there is no higher compliment you can get after a 2 1/2 hour flight. 1121
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Me: “I’m surprised there’s not more merchandise from the local minor league team at this airport.” My wife: “That’s because nobody is more interested in minor league baseball merchandise than you in this airport.” She’s got a point. Saturday morning in Fort Myers. 060
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Toddler: “We go to the Bananas game and wear our fire trucks shirt today?” Today is gonna be a good day. 080
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Patrick Kane playing with Connor Bedard is a real circle of life moment, like if Michael Jordan got to play with Derrick Rose. 060
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Solo parenting tonight while my wife has a girls night and my toddler is eating ketchup meant for her fries with a spoon and ya know what, why not. Tuesday. 4160
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My toddler is currently running around in circles in our living room singing "Go Cubs Go," to which she knows all the words of the chorus, and I have never been prouder in my life. 180
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sat down on the recliner in my toddler’s room this morning and she immediately came over, dropped three books on me, and hopped in my lap and I’m gonna take this as a sign I’m doing something right as a parent. 0110
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Anthony Rizzo really is a Wrigleyville bro isn’t he 090
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Three beers deep into my night. Life, man…it’s good. 030
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My GOD, this Sammy Sosa shirt I found at my dad’s is insane. 050
Matt Lindner @mattlindner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Nothing better than escaping the great outdoors for the fresh air of an underground red line station, that’s what I always say. 080