mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Someone needs to tell him that having a small penis is ok. 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Many people have a small penis..and that's ok. But to see it dealt with in this way is insane. He needs to know that having a tiny penis is ok. 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Trump.l supporters actually want war with Europe because it makes them feel like they have a bigger penis. 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026What your forgetting is that she had pronouns in her bio and was gay. Death is too good for these types apparently. 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Yeah that's the new reality. It's only criminal if it is anti Trump. Everything else is legal. Even murderer apparently. 150 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Why would they order an investigation into something they can't win? We all saw the murder. 030 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026🤣🤣🤣 Multitasking is the bane of my life! 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026That was supposed to say "You wouldn't dare", but my ineffectual pawing at the screen rendered me a moron. Maybe if I wasn't watching Pornhub at the time... 120 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026As a civil servant, can I just say we're sorry? We can't help that the government is a fucking clown car! 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Yeah the fake shit really doesn't help anything. 170 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026That would require a cognitive ability far higher than recognising a giraffe. 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Came here to say exactly that. You beat me to it. Fucker. 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The "special relationship" exists only in the minds of the deluded. The USA is NOT an ally any more, sad to say, but true, and the quicker our politicians adjust to this new reality, the better. Europe needs to arm themselves very quickly. 0100 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Anything to distract from the unreleased Epstein files. Even WW3. 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Apparently she had pronouns in her bio and was a lesbian. According to Jesse Walters that's reason enough for her to die. 120 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The disgusting irony is that the second amendment exists for exactly this scenario, but it's the second amendment festishists that are loving it. It's f*cked up beyond belief. 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Outlaw porn? 😮 Right, where are my shoes and coat? I'm off to protest! 1140 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Why does Donald Trump want to see my penis? 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 17/10/2025This is the land of the free! How dare there be repercussions for racism. Woke nonsense! Racism is what made our country great! Hail Trump! 020 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Maybe the condition should be RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES? 140 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Isn't Adrian Chiles the guy Stewart Lee compared to a Toby jug full of hot piss? 110 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025You don't have to imagine it. You can hold your nose and pop over to Xitter. You'll find a veritable smorgasbord of idiocy there, with a massive dollop of racism thrown in for good measure. 110 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Haha, an idiot after my own idiot heart! 🤣🤣🤣 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025No worries. I've made worse mistakes. WAAAAY too many times! 110 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Yeah, you REALLY need to look up irony in the dictionary. Jeez. 140 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025He's also selling bibles, rancid steaks, racism and the idea he isn't a pedophile.. Hilarious. 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Fools, traitors and Republicans... I'm doing my best to distinguish between the three, but I honestly just can't. 040 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Trouble is, Trump's relationship with the truth is so fucked up that if Trump said it was sunny outside, I would instinctively reach for an umbrella. 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I heard Nancy Pelosi paid him to do it because of trans abortion stuff. 260 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Ah, yeah it was kinda inevitable they'd figure a way to get trans people involved and ramp up the already unsustainable hatred. 120 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Yes. To distract from the Epstein files. 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Yes. Split between reality and fealty. This is the new America. 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Anti-American behaviour to include not worshipping Trump, being nice to LGBTQ+ people, and eating anything a bit spicy. 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Just don't let them see your neighbour's ass! 010 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It's because they pointed out that Trump didn't actually do anything when he claimed to have prevented a war between Pakistan and India. He hates being called out. Tariffs for you, you who did not bow and kiss the orange ring! 000 0
mattidog.bsky.social @mattidog.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Or cocaine. That can relieve drowsiness apparently. 000 0
