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Cannibal Onion Knight

@matthwdayton.bsky.social
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Artist. Gamer. Nerd trapped in a jock's body. Gay. Vegetarian. He/Him. I love PlayStation, cars and traveling (to Europe especially). I Post opinions, art, & workout pics. Lara Croft is our queen. 🔗 onlyfans.com/mannibaldayton

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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
That one time that I was a model for a day.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Oh fuck... I'm about to critical hit
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Guys!! I didn't know FanExpo was in Chicago and now I do, so I'm going today!!!! 😍😍 I'm gonna nerd THE FUCK out!!!!
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
My name is Matt and I love videogames, art, music, comics, movies, cars, videogames, outdoors, videogames, Lara Croft, and Men. But also men and videogames, in addition to videogames and men
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Same shit. Different city. 😍
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
While I continue my job search, I am doing Uber eats deliveries to make side money. I am doing it on a bike, so I got this backpack, which seems super familiar. Anyone got an extra BB in case of BT encounters? 👶🏻👻🌈
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
This city is pretty cool, y'all
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Just saw Superman. That has to be the most sewn together, jumbled, storyless mess of a comic movie ever. I'm so disappointed. Like, "Batman versus Superman" rough. The action was meh. Set pieces were fodder. The dialogue was bad. And nothing had any weight. It was not for me 😭 I'm really crushed.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
We made it
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The Uncanny Valley has been crossed. It is behind us now.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
New tattoo on my right calf. Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer. I designed it based on the original Norse design.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Matt Porter Bridges
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
You guys 😭😭
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I have two days of work left, and nearly a week of PTO will be paid out. I'm spending Wednesday packing for my move. I'm terrified and excited. I'm gonna survive this, right?! 🙏🏻😬
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Gonna miss this little city 😔
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It's my last week with my job, and I move in 2 weeks 😍🤩😬
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Next tattoo is scheduled for July 19th. On my right calf I will be permanently branded with Thor's hammer, Mjolnir (Norse inspired design, not Marvel)
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Signed my lease. Putting the house up. It's happening, fam. I'm Chicago bound in less than a month 😬🥹
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I got glittered and bejeweled.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
The pain of death stranding 2 waiting at home, while I work, knowing that it's pride weekend and we're going to get very little time together
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Waiting and hoping for a DICK Stranding.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Have you ever thought about the fact that no one on earth has experience with today. This is everyone's first time. None of us have any fucking clue what we're doing
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Death stranding 2 is already the most insane graphics I've ever seen
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Zach and I got the second apartment we applied for!! 🥹🥹
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up again.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Didn't get the first place we applied for because I'm bankrupt, and my car started having problems again this morning. I can't catch a damn break. At this point, if I believed in Karma, then it would mean I did something unforgivable to have this run of awful luck.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Lots of tears last night as I had a very deep, heartfelt conversation with my partner about our lives going forward. We're completely amicable & have nothing but love for each other & joy for our futures. We'll always have each other's backs. I need it this conversation. It was the closure I sought
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Man... It's starting to really sink in that I'm leaving my life, moving away from my husband of 20 years so we can both find ourselves again, going with no job secured, and very little money (until my house sells). I've lived a hell of a life already. I'm terrified.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Still alive. Still working out. And you're still able to save your game by touching my chest
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I've been reminded with a lashing that I do not post on here enough. I will do better
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This is one of my happiest moments.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Me, if you care
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The face of man who just moved 9000 lbs in 45 minutes to clean dumbbell racks.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I have a confession I've been keeping quiet. I've developed an addiction. I can't escape it. No matter what, I think about it. All day & night. I wake up thinking of it, & satiate it. I go to sleep struggling not to satiate it more. I am addicted to the Clair Obscur battle system.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Quite simply one of the greatest print ads of all time for a game
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I love cutscenes.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
How was I EVER so lean?!?! Pride month coming. No more fuckin' around.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
In this new chapter of my life, I'm considering pursuing voice acting.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
😻
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
It's so insane to me that gap in your resume is considered negative or even questioned. People should be able to take time to themselves and it shouldn't be a bad thing. It shouldn't even be looked at.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
We don't deserve cats.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Exhausted from raiding Tombs all weekend
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Expedition 33 is exceeding all ofy expectations. I had a busy, non gaming weekend so I am only 6 hours in, but I leave every battle loving it even more.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
GTA VI looks fucking incredible
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Every time I stay somewhere else and I don't bring my Portal, I regret it 😭😭
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Ballon day!
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Brushing my teeth
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My hip flexor pain is back. Out of nowhere. Starting yesterday. I am NOT going to let this cripple me for 19 months again. Fuck chronic pain. It's a hell I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.
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Cannibal Onion Knight @matthwdayton.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
EA made $7.6 billion in revenue in 2024. They are even expecting more in 2025.
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