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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Thank God there's a points system to deliver dopamine straight to my brain when I leave reviews on Google! Maybe if I leave more reviews to earn a higher score on the leaderboard, MY reviews will be more visible, and my voice will finally carry weight in society. Will this boost me on Google+?

A screenshot of my Google account receiving "+23 points" for leaving a rating and review of a business, with the breakdown: Ratings +1, Reviews +10, Answers +2, Bonus points= Detailed review +10
There are buttons at the bottom of the screen that say "Done," and "Contribute more in Maps"

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

If we just had one of these then the cops wouldn't be mad at us anymore 🥹

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends from the early 2000's kids cartoon "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Part of me is mad at haribo, part of me is entranced by the "sorting hat"

Looking closer, we see funko-esque Ron, and and drawings of what the gummies look like, including scabbers in white, a lightning bolt in blue, and the sorting hat in red. The actual gummies inside the bag are white blobs that look gross.

Same image as before, reframed to highlight the sorting hat, which absolutely looks like a veiny red dildo

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Time to start reading this book I have on this exact phenomenon that recurs throughout history, I guess

No One Man Should Have All That Power by Amos Barshad

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

A quick Googling has shared this insigh

Overview "Norman Quentin Cook, better known as Fatboy Slim, is an English musician who helped [REDACTED]... Wikipedia

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Yep! That's me: the Fresh Flounder Fillet left in the Pepsi display at the grocery store checkout. I bet you're wondering how I got here...

A closeup of the slime container reveals that it is labelled "fresh flounder fillet"

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Watch TV, I guess? Fiction is easier to digest than the news.

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Currently only $4.99 on the PS Store

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Found this in my closet. Snapped a shot and would absolutely make this the cover of my studio album.

A tangle of shopping bags, a sleeping bag, and a tent piled up in my closet. The hand of a forgotten baby doll peeks out from beneath the clutter.

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Hospital night was ass, but hospital day??? Not as bad, but notably more painful at the end (I got surgery).

Me giving a goblin looking face to the selfie screen. I'm sporting a mustache, wearing a hospital robe, gown and metallic hair cap. My eyes are kinda squinty, and my teeth are lazily bared.

Same fit, same location, different vibe. This selfie is from a higher angle, and I'm gazing up at the camera with awe. My eyes are open, eyebrows slightly raised like a puppy dog. My lips curl into a subtle smile, making me look vaguely like Jeremy Allen White, but if he had a mustache.

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

It's hospital night 🤣🏥👻

Me with a mustache and an I.V. in my arm with a forced smile, and half-closed eyes. The vibe is accepting an uncomfortable situation with chillness and cowabungatude.

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Then compare it to her father's work! (I just learned about Artemisia from a play called "The Light and the Dark" by Kate Hamill, and want to tell everyone to watch it)

Orazio Gentileschi's interpretation of Judith with no blood, and the disembodied head looking more like a dude sleeping; chilling.

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

*a portal emerges from the earth in front of you*

Dean Ween making a funny dramatic frown face

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Matt Hogan @matthogan.bsky.social · 08/09/2024

I'm reluctant to throw any compliment towards Wizards of the Coast, but the 2024 DnD Player's Handbook is pretty fucking good. Those who wrote it, illustrated for it, formatted it, and made it happen did a very good job! Here are non-white bards, 2014* vs. 2024 in the PH *Least white