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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I wanna know what was going on in that room.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

How many levels of irony is posting a Twitter photo on here?

It’s a bell curve, represented using bell peppers. Get it? It’s a pun.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Boy oh boy did I feel like the bird today

The image references a famous moment in baseball history featuring pitcher Randy Johnson.
• Tweet: At the top, a tweet by user @amandacandee reads, “some days you’re randy johnson & some days you’re the bird.”
• Image: Below the tweet is an iconic photo of Randy Johnson mid-pitch in his Arizona Diamondbacks uniform, with a bird flying into the frame. This references the infamous 2001 incident where Johnson accidentally hit a bird with a fastball during a game, resulting in a spectacular and tragic explosion of feathers.

The meme uses this moment to symbolize the ups and downs of life, suggesting that some days you’re in control and powerful (like Randy Johnson), while other days you’re unexpectedly on the receiving end of chaos (like the bird). It combines humor, absurdity, and relatable life commentary.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Eyo I think I’m having a stroke boss.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

My Alt text ChatGPT page didn’t understand this meme, and I feel proud of that.

The image is a meme mashup with multiple humorous elements:
1. Top section: A distorted photo of a child overlaid with the words “THE BRONZE AGE” in bold text. The child is wearing a bronze helmet, and the background features an ancient village setting.
2. Middle section: A Tumblr post by “wonderingstar42” says, “Wow, thanks for forcibly slapping me back into the mid-2010s.”
3. Bottom section: A reply by “magecock” humorously states, “Sorry but the bronze age took place between 3000 to 1200 BC. Rookie mistake don’t be too hard on yourself.”

The meme layers a modern internet joke about nostalgia with a sarcastic “correction,” blending absurd humor with a faux-educational tone.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

When you get arrested and accused of unaliving a CEO, but you're just a chill guy who’s sick of the current system

It’s the chill guy meme with a Luigi hat

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Free my boy Luigi he did nothing wrong!

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Sorry not sorry for the political post🤷🏼‍♂️

The image features bold, colorful text over a vibrant background with a central illustration of a muscular skeleton character. The text reads:

“I DON’T LIKE GETTING Political BUT POPTARTS ARE Ravioli”

The meme humorously plays on the ongoing lighthearted debate about whether Pop-Tarts can be classified as a type of ravioli, given their similar structure of filling enclosed by a dough-like outer layer. The juxtaposition of “getting political” with such a trivial statement adds to its comedic absurdity.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I’d pay to watch them put 6 CEOs and 6 regular people as jurors. It would be like reality TV

The image features a screenshot of Dennis Reynolds (played by Glenn Howerton) from the TV show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, wearing a skeptical and slightly annoyed expression. The caption above reads:

“New York prosecutors realizing they’re going to need to find 12 random people who don’t despise insurance companies:”

The meme humorously highlights the unlikelihood of finding a jury with neutral or positive feelings toward insurance companies, using Dennis’ expression to convey the absurdity of the situation.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I think this is the plot of “everything everywhere all at once”

This is a humorous comic strip where a character walks into a bagel shop and asks for an “everything bagel.” Here’s the breakdown of the dialogue and visuals:
1. First panel: A cheerful bagel shop worker says, “Welcome to Bagels Bagels.” The customer replies, “Everything bagel, please.”
2. Second panel: The worker, looking surprised, says, “Oh… everything? Here you go,” and hands over a cosmic, galaxy-like object.
3. Third panel: The customer asks, “Is it toasted?” The worker explains, “It is endlessly hot. The matter is in a state of infinite entropy…”
4. Fourth panel: The customer looks shocked and replies, “Oh.” The worker continues, “At the same time, its temperature is absolute zero.”
5. Fifth panel: The customer, confused but determined, asks, “So how much…”
6. Sixth panel: The worker replies with existential wisdom, “Literally priceless! You’ve always owned it.” The customer questions, “Then why do you have it?”
7. Seventh panel: The worker, panicking, says, “We never did…” while another character behind them ominously says, “We always did.”
8. Final panel: The customer, now holding the glowing cosmic bagel, joyfully exclaims, “Mmm… immeasurably unfathomable!”

The comic uses absurdist humor and cosmic themes to create a surreal interaction about the concept of “everything.”

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Fun fact, I guess Michelangelo hated the pope he painted the Sistine Chapel for, so in one of the rooms he made a donkey person that looks just like that pope

The meme features an artistic illustration of a man, presumably Michelangelo, lying on scaffolding, painting a ceiling. He appears relaxed and slightly disheveled, holding a brush in one hand and a bowl of paint in the other. The caption humorously reads:

Top text: “Yeah I can paint your ceiling”

Bottom text: “Michelangelo scoffs to himself ‘Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out tho’”

The meme playfully references Michelangelo’s famous Sistine Chapel ceiling, which includes numerous nude male figures, and reimagines his thought process in a modern, comedic tone.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

The solution is clear fellas, we don’t need lungs.

The image shows a screenshot of study notes on “Metabolic Functions of the Lung” on a tablet. A portion of the text is highlighted in green, stating, “70% of Serotonin removed.” Below the notes, there is a Snapchat caption overlay that humorously reads:

“📣‼️ATTENTION‼️📣 Your lungs 🫁 are responsible for removing ❌⛔ Serotonin from your body ⚠️. Serotonin is associated with happiness 😃👍. The solution 👀 is clear my friends 🤝✍️, to be happier 😺 we must remove 🧹 said ‘lungs’ 🫁⚠️ from our body 🙌.”

The caption humorously exaggerates the scientific fact to suggest a satirical and absurd “solution” for maintaining happiness.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

What did I freakin tell ya? Birds aren’t real 🤣

This meme features an image of a bird with the text:

“Yeah, I’m a bird.”

To the right of the image, the word “BIRD” is broken down as an acronym:
• B: Government
• I:
• R: Drone
• D:

The implication humorously aligns with the “birds aren’t real” conspiracy theory, suggesting that birds are actually government surveillance drones in disguise.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Guys I found a solution to my alt text problem, shout out to my wife and ChatGPT

This meme shows a young child wearing pink sunglasses with Spongebob Squarepants’ panicked expressions reflected in the lenses. The child is also sipping from a straw and wearing pink earmuffs, with text that reads:

Top caption: “Me: has a panic attack”
Bottom caption: “Me, 10 minutes later: oh yeah no I’m great, totally fine, I am completely functioning and totally stable.”

The image humorously conveys the contrast between experiencing a panic attack and quickly appearing fine afterward, highlighting the superficial calmness some people project despite underlying struggles.

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Mr. Professional @matthieuuuu.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Does anyone else struggle to write the alt text on a meme? What if you have a meme that you just have no idea what you’d write to describe it? I found a meme like that the other day and I wasn’t sure if I should post it. Anyway, here’s not-butter.