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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

God, shut up for Christ's sake. Giving me headache. 😂 Those poor housemates having to listen to how crazy Twinks' personality apparently is. #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

Ooh, a Welshie. Bendigedig! Da iawn ti, Big Brother! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

For those interested, #DoctorWho : The Satan Pit Extended Edition bluray can be preordered here for £15.99. 👹 amzn.eu/d/0atmArmT

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

House of Revelations? Is the production crew finally admitting to throwing the tennis balls over? 😜 We're not daft, guys. 🎾 #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

Horrid woman. Just get her gone. She thinks a she's Tiffany Pollard. She's not. She's just cruel. #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

Your gays and your queers? Girl, you got all my votes. Get gone. 😂 #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

That's two fantastic results in a row. Each week, the landscape of that house is evolving. It's the most fascinating ITV series of #BBUK we've had yet.

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

Philip pick a side challenge. 😂 #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 7h

> Rochelle says Sam's getting on her tits. "I wonder why." > Speaks. "Oh, I get it." #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 8h

Pauline doesn't know naff all about coconut water. It's all a weird act haha. Strange, innit? Got me speaking like Omar, bruv. #BBUK 👁

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Ernie @justawriterwriting.bsky.social · 13h

@matthewvernon3.bsky.social new Star Cops out 15th October! 🎉🎉

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've been really enjoying Wattpad. I've spent aagggeess on the Scream fanfic and I've finally put the first two chapters up. I've wanted to write this for ages. Big Finish, this is my proof that I can write here lol. 👀 www.wattpad.com/story/414106...

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Scream: Aftermath - Matthew Vernon - Wattpad

'I'm not even official, baby. Fanfic rules. You can do whatever you want in fanfics...' Scream: Aftermath will be an alternative to Scream 8, set very shortly...

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So is Johanne "showing face" because it's Lynx's birthday or because she wants to give the public a reason to keep her in? 😂 It just seems like she's lowering her supposedly very high standards to be eating with them all. It's really funny to watch, I love it. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Omar just woke up determined to be miserable, you can see it in his face. He'll wake up tomorrow differently... I hope. 🤞 Maybe he's vying for head of household when Johanne leaves on Friday lol. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Rochelle, you knew Connor Benn. I had to Google him. Hats off to you. 😂 #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Exactly, Yas. Nailed it in one. Preach. 💅 Miserable Omar. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Bro, on the outside, you'd be right. But this is the BB house. When we watch the end of the series compilation, we'll see Rob dancing on the table. We won't see you being a whinge-arse, wet flannel, miserable twat. Just saying. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

His bread? If you're putting food straight onto a communal table, that's kinda your fault. Which idiot does that? I agree with Yas. "Have a laff!" 😂 #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

LOL Pauline knows they're onto her. She's pretending to know the difference between organic shit and non-organic shit. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Johanne, with face like thunder, forcing herself to join in, is such a funny sight. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Does a professional Private Investigator say on public television that they're a Private Investigator? Or does it put certain things at risk in their line of work? Sounds like billy bullshit. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hope this is true, Rhianna. Please tell me that this relationship is real and not performative. He is a fun sponge but he still seems nice. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can I just say that, a problem with ITV's #BBUK , is that no-one gives a shit about nomination talk any more. And it's starting to piss me off. Your punishments are shit. The housemates don't care. They've been saying what they like all the way through the ITV era. Shame.

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why have I been thinking that there was #Pokémon news today? I was so tired yesterday, I just told myself, "I'll deal with it tomorrow." Have I just gaslit myself? In other news, since the PokéStop outside my house is now a Gym, I can't hunt Applin. Other methods were not as fruitful. #PokémonGO 🍎

Loki from some Avengers movie shouting "I've been doing Routes for over one hour!" He doesn't actually say that in the movie, he shouts that he's been falling for over thirty minutes but imagine Loki playing Pokémon GO.

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Has Miracle Day just started? Shouldn't joke about it, really...

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If she meets the Daleks, how does this gel with Circuit Breaker? She previously only just heard them. I just wonder if she needs to meet them... or maybe I'm overthinking it. This range has never failed, let's be real. I just worry about these unique ranges.

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Showing Rob that love since he's doing an excellent job of getting under Lynx's skin. Seems tonight it's Lynx's pet Omar who's had enough of the lovely Rob. But we're not having it! 😂 #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm so stupid. I've been looking at how the Star Cops Wiki format looks. I've hated how chunky the text on the Recently Changed Pages looks in comparison to literally EVERY OTHER WIKI is. Then I realised, chunky means you've edited the pages. And I've edited every single page. 😂 Dumbass.

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I had to sit out tonight's episode of #BBUK because tonight's workshift left me too braindead to put up with it. So I just saw the nominations results on FB and shouted "NO WAY!" Johanne, pack your bags! We don't like gaslighters in this house!

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guys, it's starting, and I'm not caught up AT ALL. Noooo. I need to binge this ASAP. Think work will give me a week off for a #StarTrek binge? She looks FAB!

The original Nyota Uhura from Star Trek The Original Series played by Michelle Nichols back in the mid-sixties.

The current Uhura played by Celia Rose Gooding in Star Trek Strange New Worlds, a prequel series. She now has matching hair and uniform to the original Uhura. In the screengrab, she is speaking with Captain Pike.

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'd rather it be fair tbh. I get it, it's a twist, and tell me I'm being a buzzkill... 😅 #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If your doctor said you would die if you laughed again, what one thing would immediately kill you? I'm talking TV moments, viral videos, memories from your life. Mine would be a deadly fart in Dublin airport, and hearing an old lady behind us just go "oh, God...". Poor woman. 😅💨 #Bluesky

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So glad I grew up in a household where I've left with really unnessarily pointless knowledge of old TV shows and music haha. I'd hate to not get references. #BBTGC #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Exactly. Philip going straight from the bedroom earlier to gossip to Rhianna, when Frankie was clearly very angry... it's exposing his gameplay to the House. It's a game but it's getting obvious. He needs to chill it out. #BBTGC #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was interested to see more of Harry today. I would never be friends with him on the Outside, but as a Housemate, I was interested to see more of him. #BBTGC #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Very well put, GK. That's exactly my point and opinion on the Johanne and Pauline thing. Rochelle was confused and, whilst she should have just asked instead of dragging everyone else into it, she was quite rightly angry to be gaslit. #BBTGC #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A slut...? What for? What have I missed? The polyamory conversation early on with Omar? I can't think of anything else. 🤔 #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"There's nothing that off-limits." Correct. It's a family shop. So stop pretending it is. Stop being two-faced. It's ridiculous. It's not a grown-up conversation, you just decide how you want to behave on the hour lol. You're showing off. It's cringe. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Johanne, grow up challenge. I don't understand it. She thinks it's a nice gesture but won't join in. Rude sod. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This whole Johanne, Rochelle and now Pauline thing is tiring. We break up one toxic group and another takes over. It's fascinating to see it happen, but it's also strange to see that it's not a group, it's just a situation. A continuous situation. It good for content... but it's so continuous. #BBUK

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Voting out Pauline will be "light work". 🤏 #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Regardless of what was said, and who was right, Rochelle's mental health is clearly deteriorating. And that audio needs playing to the house and to the viewers. It's just not fair to stretch it out this far. #BBUK 👁️

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was making a breakthrough on my new #Wattpad thing... and the servers went down lol. Bugger.

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well done, BB. The House of Nothing seems to be cracking up the Housemates, and it's only day two haha. #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I appreciate Sam wanting to keep out of it but to stand there and watch two people lie in front of the majority of the house and shift the narrative while another housemate, who he knows is telling the truth, is becoming miserable... what a wimp. Get a spine. #BBUK 👁

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Matthew Vernon @matthewvernon3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But they did say that. They did say that. It's on camera. #BBUK 👁

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