Sign in

Matthew Tole

@matthewtole.com
136 followers 154 following 17 posts

I’m just doing my best, and it’s not very good.

PostsRepliesMedia
Matthew Tole @matthewtole.com · 28/08/2025
Mistakes were made (but not by me). Ever heard of a zip file @humblebundle.com?
A screenshot showing dozens of browser download modals, covering a web page which contains a Bulk Download button. There is a text box pointing to that button that says "This button did NOT do what I thought it would."
010
Matthew Tole @matthewtole.com · 19/08/2025
I feel personally attacked.
010
Matthew Tole @matthewtole.com · 16/08/2025
Yeah, no shit.
Cropped screenshot taken from LinkedIn games showing an anthropomorphic brain wearing glasses and holding a briefcase. The label says “Smarter than 75% of CEOs”
000
Matthew Tole @matthewtole.com · 28/04/2025
Finally giving blood in the US after not bring eligible for most of my time living here. Prior to COVID, I couldn’t give blood because of mad cow disease, and then I was on a medication that prevented donations. But now I’m eligible and back to giving my magic blood!
Photo of my left arm with a needle and tubing stealing my blood. The needle itself is covered by some gauze.
000
Matthew Tole @matthewtole.com · 12/01/2025
This is the strangest security question I've ever come across.
A screenshot showing a dropdown menu of security questions, with the following question highlighted: "Where were you when you first heard about 9/11?"
000
Matthew Tole @matthewtole.com · 22/12/2024
As a British person, I'm a little ashamed to admit that I only got most of these right because I recently re-watched the move Bullet Train. realbirdfakebird.com
Screenshot of the results of a game called Real Bird Fake Bird with a theme of "Thomas and Friends" trains showing a score of 5 out of 7.
020