Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you get a chance and haven't seen it, her performance in Samurai Deeper Kyo stole the show (especially the outtake in which she made fun of the voice she was doing by quoting Triumph the Insult Comic Dog). 040 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm reading this on the trumplet while I'm taking a trump. 021 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Hi there. Ohioan here. Getting ready to leave this economically depressed state after 44 years. Also, Giant Eagle has been way overpriced for decades, and the discount stores I go to have become a lot more crowded in recent years. I think GE is lowering prices because they're losing customers. 171 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Well before the inflation spike, Giant Eagle was already a ridiculously expensive grocery store. It's the closest one to my house for miles, and I only go there for the bagels. I predict the reason it's slashing prices is that no one can afford to shop there anymore. Dollar Generals are booming. 182 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026How are there Canadian wildfires? Doesn't Canada control the giant faucet? 140 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Not including it brought the Game Pass subscription fee back down to nearly where it had been before the price hike. Probably Asha Sharma's best move so far. 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Okay, but the bacon flavor slaps, especially chocolate bacon. 010 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Gardusmc Whoops, I just enlisted Garfield in the US Marine Corps. 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I'm not from Louisiana, and I don't want to live in Louisiana. I do, however, want all my meals to come directly from Louisiana. 120 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026static.klipy.comHam Girl and Chang's SurpriseAlt: Ham Girl and Chang's Surprise 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Many of these sites also neglect to mention Talarico's rebuttal, which is an accusation that Texas Republicans, while presenting themselves as champions of Christ for decades of consecutive rule, have conveniently ignored the needs of the poor, the sick, and the improsoned. 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026"A GOP leader, Patrick has also been a staunch advocate for Christian values — often championing proposed legislation as the presiding officer of the Texas Senate that historically failed in the Texas House until recent victories, like requiring the display of Ten Commandments in public schools." 110 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Coverage of this anti-Christian attack on the Gospel of Christ shows the insidious nature of what the religious right has done to media. The following paragraph appears verbatim on stories posted to multiple news station websites: 100 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Logan: "Why does everyone always misspell WolvMerine. You know what, Bub? I'll just fix it myself." 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This is like if Grizzly Adams had a beard. 140 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Alternatively, don't let the characters get into a different conversation in the middle of the most important audio log in the game. Looking at you, The Devil in Me. 040 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I asked what the title of the finale song from the musical "Cats" is called. It told me it was "Memory." That's the song that closes act 1. It's reprised near the end of the show, but there are still two songs after that. 020 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Step 1: Essentially plagiarize human journalists Step 2: Phase out human journalism sites by stealing all their traffic Step 3: Have no more information to plagiarize Step 4: Profit? By the way, anybody hiring out-of-work news writers? 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I agree with Linda. Spending $1 billion of taxpayer money on a ballroom that only disgustingly rich people with no need for it will ever see, instead of using that money to feed and educate our children, is definitely a weird thing to do. Incredibly bad stewardship. 041 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026And there's no red dyes! Just blue dyes! 2190 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026They're playing their options for the White House in 2028. Vance is the vocalist Trump loyalist while Rubio stays silent with the hopes he can distance himself from the administration if need be. Then they can keep the regime alive no matter which way the wind blows. 010 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Which part do you rub against your palms to give them blisters? 110 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma group of people are dancing and the words you put the corn in the pudding are on the bottomAlt: A clip of the musical number "Corn Puddin" from Schmigadoon, in which a group of people are dancing singing about their love of corn pudding 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026To be fair, that's only, like 12 bucks for every American citizen. But I could use 12 bucks, so let's take back the ill-gotren gains and redistribute them. 010 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Somewhere between 57 and 65 percent of US citizens live paycheck to paycheck, and Trump has cut the social safety nets. What you're proposing us effectively "Make your family homeless, then die. That'll show 'em!" 140 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026"The king is tired. Send him to his chambers." - Tywin Lannister 030 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I don't know about that. He seems like he's having no problem drinking. Must have a tun of expwriwnce. 030 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Well, we have to obliterate them. Crush them beneath us. Hear the lamentation of their women. Scorch the earth as Pete Hegseth plays a killer guitar riff and quotes Pulp Fiction. You know, for the Iranian people. And Jesus. But not the Pope's Jesus. Dr. Jesus. 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026"'Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace,' Leavitt concluded." WHY DID THE STRAIT CLOSE IN THE FIRST PLACE, CAROLINE? 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I am in my mid-40s, and although I wound up there by accident, it was by far the stupidest thing I have ever experienced. Y'all know Sheetz exists, right? 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The hot foods section, on the other hand, was... a word has yet to be invented to describe what it was. But it was that. We didn't even attempt to approach the hot foods chimera. 100 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The din inside the store was deafening. The only respite from the undulating wall of human flesh was in the non-Buccees-logo clothing section. The restrooms were also, surprisingly, not busy. 100 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Accidentally capped off yesterday's day-after-Easter road trip at Buccees. Didn't realize it was opening day. Nearly ran out of gas in the parking lot. All the pumps were being used as parking spaces. 110 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026We must replace MAGA with The Pontiac Bandit, Doug Judy. He would never sting our adorable little frog ass. 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I mean, technically speaking, your ass could produce plasma, but only once. 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Thank you! I've been trying to punish down where I've seen thar smug perma-sirk before. It was Church Lady all along 010 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I'm pretty sure they signify "Maybe YOU cannot serve both God and Mammon, bit I'm nailing it." 020 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This is the greatest game ever made. #tomodachilife #gogreedalegogreendalego 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026GameFreak in 1999: You can encounter this super-special Pokemon at this location on Wednesdays from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.! Me in 1999: You know you're marketing this game to children, yeah? 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Oh, good. Now he's planning on blowing up schools in California and New York. 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 13/03/2026He already blew up an Iranian school full of kids and then turned around and said Iran attacked itself. Blaming the other guy for doing something so you can later do it yourself is kinda his M.O. 1175 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026That's exactly what he wants to happen: Have the news media distracted with something overt I did so they don't see all the stuff I want to sneak past them. It's the classic, cartoony "Look over there!" strategy. 000 0
Wrong-Lookin' Papyrus @matthewschomer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026He literally endorsed her after the 2016 primaries. 0220 0
