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Matthew Bunch

@matthewsbunch.com
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Miamian, through good and bad. Skeets on sports, politics, education, and random. Jeopardy! appearer.

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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 01/10/2026
A man who just lost his family’s minivan in a poker game.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 16/09/2026
Nike produced for Miami the worst set of jerseys ever made for a major college football program in 2014. Adidas had some swings and misses on third jerseys, but Miami looked like Miami again for the last decade, instead of a knock-off USF. I really hope Mario is closely involved with design.
Four jerseys produced by Nike for Miami in 2014. White and green, orange and green, green and white, and grey and orange.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 16/09/2026
The news from Barry Jackson:
Barry Jackson & @flasportsbuzz
x.com
Scoop: Per sources, UM is returning to Nike for one of the most lucrative deals in college sports history -- a 10-year contract worth more than $200 M. Adidas made a counter-offer but did not match Nike's exact terms. Takes effect with 2027 football season. Will have a lot of behind-the-scene details in a full story momentarily.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 12/09/2026
Hey Oregon!
An Oregon Trail still that reads, “You have typhoid.”
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 05/09/2026
Man, @bykevinclark.bsky.social with the power ‘stache. Canes gonna win it all this year.
Kevin Clark with a beautiful mustache and Malachi Toney’s stat line below him. Peak performance.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 01/09/2026
Hell yes.
Weight Change: -60.0 lbs since December 2025.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 29/08/2026
He’ll be happy to tell you.
The “Here’s the situation” guy.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 29/08/2026
“Here’s the situation” guy
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 18/08/2026
It must be better at home, right?
Miami Ties All-Time High Temperature!!!
100°E
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE
MIAMI - SOUTH FLORIDA
Miami has only reached
100°F two times since
1895. The last time was on July 21, 1942.
August 18, 2026 | 5:00 PM
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 08/08/2026
Me and Da Coach O, on the day of the national championship game 2026.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 04/08/2026
Your instincts were correct! @thestorygraph.com does the same, and is quite savory. app.thestorygraph.com/app
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 28/07/2026
Canes Football on ESPNU and ACC Network right now.
LeBron James, looking up, hand on head, standing in a pool. The text: “Smiling through it all!
Can't believe this my life”
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 23/07/2026
A good time was had by all!
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 23/07/2026
That remains one of the oldest photos on my phone, alongside @ethanjskolnick.bsky.social’s Juicy Juice commercial.
A bunch of photos in a camera roll. Two of them are of NBA media personalities.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 05/07/2026
I landed in Seattle about an hour ago, boys and girls. Coincidence? You decide.
Me, standing in front of an Alaska Airlines plane.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 25/06/2026
Also, this guy isn’t a ball of fun?
David Bailey of Bailey's Antiques and Aloha Shirts Inc., in front of a pile of shirts looking grumpy as hell. This photo was on the store’s actual social media page.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 25/06/2026
Also, this guy isn’t a ball of fun?
David Bailey of Bailey's Antiques and Aloha Shirts Inc., in front of a pile of shirts looking grumpy as hell. This photo was on the store’s actual social media page.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 25/06/2026
Paying my respects to two college football titans: Aloha Stadium and Robert Kekaula. Aloha and Mahalo. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Me, throwing a Shaka as I drive past the near-demolished Aloha Stadium.Robert Kekaula, the coolest college football announcer there ever was, is, or will be. He is wearing a Hawaiian shirt with Queen Liliʻuokalani on it.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 15/06/2026
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 14/06/2026
If I was a Spurs fan, watching this series.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 13/06/2026
I don’t know if this is a type of guy, but I think I have become a shoe polish guy? I bought these beat up Ferragamo Tramezzas on eBay for like $30. They looked like crap, but I cleaned, conditioned and polished them and now they look great. What a cheat code!
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 11/06/2026
I don’t always show off my cooking, but I just absolutely nailed a picaña. Sous vide at 131, then finished in our pizza oven to get the perfect crust. I just ate to sickness.
A picaña, medium rare, with half of the roast sliced and half of it whole.A slice of picaña, creamed spinach and a baked potato.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 03/06/2026
I’ve done it again! Didn’t anticipate getting so many from the 1960s, but u made it work! www.82-0.com/share?id=YRy...
OR
PG
29.7
PPG
GR
SG
17.6
PPG
LD
SF
30.9
PPG
DN
PF
23.6
PPG
27.6
PPG
129.4
PPG
Oscar Robertson
SAC • 1960s
8.7
RPG
10.5
APG
0.0
SPG
Guy Rodgers
CHI - 1960s
4.3
RPG
11.0
APG
0.0
SPG
Luka Dončić
LAL • 2020s
7.9
RPG
8.0
APG
1.7
SPG
Dirk Nowitzki
DAL • 2000s
8.9
RPG
2.8
APG
1.0
SPG
Wilt Chamberlain
PHI • 1960s
24.0
RPG
6.8
APG
0.0
SPG
53.7
RPG
39.1
APG
0.0
BPG
0.0
BPG
0.5
BPG
1.0
BPG
0.0
BPG
2.7
SPG
1.5
BPG
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 02/06/2026
Yeah baby!
PROJECTED RECORD
82-0 S
GA
Giannis Antetokounmpo
MIL • 2020s • PG
JB
Jimmy Butler
MIN • 2010s • SG
KG
Kevin Garnett
MIN 2000• SF
KD
Kevin Durant
OKC • 2010s • PF
KA
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
MIL • 1970s • C
Can you go 82-0?
KG
SF
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82-0
EST. 2025
GA PG
KD
PF
JB
SG
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 27/05/2026
There are good eBay finds and then there are remarkable ones. This circa-1987 Ron Fraser Miami Hurricanes baseball jersey, manufactured by Powers Athletic, falls in the latter category.
A circa-1987 Ron Fraser Miami Hurricanes baseball jersey, manufactured by Powers Athletic. It reads “Hurricanes” and featured the number 1.A circa-1987 Ron Fraser Miami Hurricanes baseball jersey, manufactured by Powers Athletic. The shoulder sleeve features a baseball patch with “Miami” and an orange-and-green “U” on it.A still from a tribute video to former Miami Hurricanes baseball coach Ron Fraser. He is wearing a circa-1987 jersey and is being carried by his team after his 1,000th win as a manager.A still from a tribute video to former Miami Hurricanes baseball coach Ron Fraser. He is wearing a circa-1987 jersey and is being presented with a plaque that reads “1000” after his 1,000th win as a manager. The shoulder patch is visible.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 21/05/2026
Of course, Yale pays tribute to one of this country’s great jurists, Judge Chamberlain Haller.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 10/05/2026
You should bring all of this up on FBT so you can reenact this tweet.
Handsome B. Charming
@Richard57941301
if i was a hometown sports announcer i would be saying stuff about the opponents like "these are evil people, these are not good human beings"
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 30/04/2026
He was a key part of The Bob Newhart Show!
Bob Newhart as Dr. Robert Hartley and Peter Bonerz as Dr. Jerry Robinson.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 27/04/2026
Look at this man! He understands the assignment!
carson hocevar in a chili’s with the talladega race trophy, wearing a dale earnhardt t-shirt
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 23/04/2026
On my way to bust Al Capone for tax evasion.
Me in a sepia-tone photo, dressed in a seersucker suit and boater hat in front of foliage. Evocative of the 1920s.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 20/04/2026
Matt reporting for duty @edsbs.bsky.social! The sum of Miami's winning scores in the CFP First Round, Peach Bowl, and Cotton Bowl are the dollars, while the sum of its opponents are the cents (plus fees). Fellow Canes, get on this. We have much to be thankful for, show it! www.edsbscharitybowl.com
An image showing my donation of $65.44, with the same text from the post.An image of the handsome and hirsute Spencer Hall accompanying my receipt of a $67.17 donation.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 20/04/2026
This skeet brought to you by:
A man crouches on the field at Fenway Park next to a logo that reads
“BUILD
SUBMARINES
.COM”
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 13/04/2026
A recommended addition for next year: The Sour Cream Pound Cake from Augusta National. Easiest baked good I’ve ever made. Throw it in a Bundt pan, cook as instructed, freaking delicious.
Sour Cream Pound Cake
Augusta National Golf Club, Augusta, Georgia
2 sticks butter (no substitutes)
2 2/3 cups sugar
6 eggs
1 8-ounce carton sour cream
3 cups plain flour
1 teaspoon vanilla
¼ teaspoon baking soda
Cream butter and sugar well. Add one egg at a time, mixing well. Stir soda into sour cream. Add flour and sour cream to butter mixture. Add vanilla. Bake at 300 for 1 hour (do not open oven). Continue baking at 325 for 15 minutes longer.
Clifford Roberts' favorite!
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 12/04/2026
They made him a hero!
Jeffrey Maier holding a copy of the New York Post with the headline “Angel in the Outfield” showing him interfering with the play.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 06/04/2026
That’s us.
A shot from Artemis II of the Moon in the foreground and the Earth, small, in the background.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 05/04/2026
A dream come true. Sitting in Nu Stadium. Let’s go @intermiamicf.bsky.social!
My family and I on the MetroRail.My family and I in front of Nu Stadium.My son walking up the steps of the South Gate of Nu Stadium.My family and I in our seats at Nu Stadium.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 03/04/2026
God, I had the same thought last weekend. I heard his voice on the call and I just felt like this:
A picture of a polar bear with the text, “What da hell is a Polar bear doin in Arlington Texas”
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 01/04/2026
One of my favorite Tweets of all time.
GoliathFan1952
@ByYourLogic
Gorsuch normally: it's completely within an employer's rights to castrate any employee Gorsuch on reservation law: I am issuing this ruling from Piscataway land,
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 13/03/2026
I’ve had a few blank UM jerseys for a while, and didn’t know what I wanted to do with them. I finally figured it out. And I am very pleased with the result. #GoCanes
A Mario Cristobal University of Miami Hurricanes football jersey (72).The front of a Al Blades University of Miami Hurricanes football jersey (7). A Nokia Sugar Bowl patch is attached.The back of a Al Blades University of Miami Hurricanes football jersey (7).
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 12/03/2026
I knew that Miami as an underdog was a good call. My first bets since the Super Bowl. I’m streaking!
My winning bet for Miami to beat the spread.My winning bet for Miami to win.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 08/03/2026
My man.
Me with Judge Royce C. Lamberth.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 02/03/2026
Inshallah.
Me and DacoachO.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 12/02/2026
I literally made the face from this meme when I saw this post. @jamellebouie.net
Lin-Manuel Miranda on TV, squinting and reading off a smartphone
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 03/02/2026
Crackpot Naomi Wolf tweeting “No! No!!”
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 01/02/2026
Hello friend.
An iguana, laying on the driveway. Not dead, but not moving. It’s cold!
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 29/01/2026
One of my life’s great achievements: I made a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social disasters episode. I won’t tell you which story is mine, but this picture from 2005 should give you a hint…
Me, with a University of Miami jersey, hat, thundersticks, and face paint. I’m also holding a Miami Herald that I intended to read on the Metrorail to the Orange Bowl, because I’m a nerd.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 20/01/2026
I just saw Kenny goddamn Calhoun in the tunnel going up to my seat. Canes by 200.
Kenny Calhoun and me.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 19/01/2026
I met Da Coacho. Canes by 100.
Me and Ed Orgeron.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 19/01/2026
LET’S DO THIS!
I’m standing in front of Hard Rock Stadium.
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Matthew Bunch @matthewsbunch.com · 18/01/2026
We’re so close! I just got a Perry the Pylon for my son!
Me and Perry the Pylon at CFP Fan Central.
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