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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲

@matthewrose.bsky.social
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American-Australian. Drummer, bassist, golfer, loving husband and father, cat slave, Simpsons savant (S1-S9 only), amateur tornado chaser, Yacht Rock enthusiast, curator of podcast bumpers, fatalistic sports fan, despiser of fascists and centrist shitlibs.

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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 8h
I call the big one Bitey
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When Harry Met Sally for Tax Purposes
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good thing I called Air Canada. Otherwise I woulda had two 24 hotel stays to bookend this trip.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I guess the Falcons are human.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was appalling defense.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not a fan of these Packers unis.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'd do the "add a word, ruin a book" thing but all the good permutations involving Moby Dick have already been done.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Somehow #snl might be worse than it has ever been and that's a low bar to clear.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love Moon. And Dweezil. Ahmet, not so much.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eh they'll both end up in the playoff anyway
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is Peyton Manning in every single commercial now, or what.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm still depressed.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So are we still getting that kid from Rushville or did he decommit?
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm not sure 10 Joel Klatts does.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The groin has been kicked.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shitty kicker always kills you.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same fucking Huskers.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The groin kick moment has arrived.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rhule now playing not to lose. Don't like it.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GO YOU GOOD THING
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's my Melbourne boy punter.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So Indiana just never commits penalties, ever huh
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That Pitt-North Carolina uniform matchup is very easy on the eyes.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man if we lose this game because of the damn kicker I'm gonna be apoplectic #huskers
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He always misses to the right. Maybe somebody should be coaching that.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Need a pass rush.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's a good quarter.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They'd absolutely call that if the uniforms were swapped. #huskers
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let's have more commercials, good god
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ready to have my groin kicked in. #huskers
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm stuck in a room with my Boomer dad who still thinks Bill Maher is funny. Someone save me.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ditka. Ditka. Sausage. Ditka. Sausage.
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Chris Farley's Surprised Reaction in Shades
Alt: Chris Farley from Super fans sketch
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good Lord that is some bad tackling.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't talk. Rush.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did the Atlanta organist just play Freewill?
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grand Island is neither Grand nor an island. Discuss.
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Linda Richman (Mike Myers) Gesturing
Alt: Linda Richman (Mike Myers) Gesturing
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess the Falcons are doing this to everybody now.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Actually made a couple of birdies today. Glad to know I'm still capable once in awhile.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always a great day at the old haunt, even if I had to sweat through a dicey first half. #huskers
Nebraska Memorial Stadium from western club seats, prior to game vs Mayland
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Steelers kinda suck at tackling.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These Browns uniforms are an abomination.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Eagles look like shite.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wanted Denver to win but they really got lucky on that call.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't play for ties, kids.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Snedeker was a bad captain saved by clutch rookie play and bad International putting.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How many putts did Trump make, Brandt?
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is physically impossible for me to say Jackson Koivun without doing it in a Professor Frink / Jerry Lewis voice
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quickly remembering how terrible B1G officiating is.
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Living outside the US, It's been a few years since I've watched a lot of college football. Has all commentary become this insufferable?
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Matt Rhuined 🇺🇲🇭🇲 @matthewrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Geez Maryland is ass. We better not lose to these guys next week.
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