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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I don’t know about anyone else, but I think that Olympic Curling could be improved by integration with Dale Winton’s “Hole in the Wall" game show.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Just signing the North Cascades over to Canada. No one has done anything about it ever before, but I just did. They said it couldn’t be done, but it can. They say it’s worth Trillions of dollars…can you believe that?

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

My laptop "cannot be upgraded"-I don’t use it much so will just backup data & update the protection suite. I suppose Microsoft will fix all the problems, but I do think that they should be compelled to keep updates going on systems were there are significance numbers of users.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Remember…Win 10 was going to be the last version released…perhaps they should have just stuck to that…also 365…who on earth thought that was a good idea? I still have some 3.1 floppies somewhere so I think I might boot up my old 286…happy days.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

At what point should this not be considered Treason? Nathan Gill colludes with a foreign power to cause the country harm whilst sitting in EU parliament for Reform. Some might wonder what they are for reforming. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

@exeter.ac.uk I thought this had already been evidenced by @equusonthebuses.bsky.social in his discovery of Huw Davies of Aberystwyth. news.exeter.ac.uk/faculty-of-e...

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Well what the actual am I supposed to do with this then? A day with Prince Andrew … Will there be a reissue?

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

I popped over to Twitter to have a look…wish I hadn’t. A few lone soldiers carrying on in attempt to provide some balance, but it is not Twitter anymore…x is a more appropriate name for Elon’s apparatus of hate and violence.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Some, previous unpublished I believe, photos of Genesis, that I have in my collection of 35mm negatives. They are not dated. Possibly 1981/82? Any ideas @almurray.bsky.social @genesisnews.bsky.social ? For what it’s worth, I retain commercial rights, but feel free to have for personal enjoyment.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I am just imagining what delights would be served at the cricket tea.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

On the 200th anniversary of the foundation of London University, and 63 years after the Beatles recorded 10 tracks in one day, the disappointment of my failure to get Oasis tickets will be assuaged. Et tu @equusonthebuses.bsky.social? @almurray.bsky.social

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Anyone know what "reform" propose to do with all the Normans. They came over here, murdered people and took all our jobs.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Anyone else wonder whether Elon is a twa ? His education plans already falling short.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Enough is enough. Can we put the vile Musk on the next spaceship to leave earth? Just make sure the "Disaster Area" logos are covered until after take off.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Thought for the day. Given the current situation over the pond, I am wondering if we should rename the United States of America to the State of America?

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a sign in the grass says i am a republican but i am not a fool biden 2020

ALT: a sign in the grass says i am a republican but i am not a fool biden 2020

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Which is a great plan until you find out that agricultural vehicles are exempt. However, that does make you want to go and buy a tractor.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Wondered which 4-letter word to use, but erred on side of caution. I feel like doing a Bowie at the Freddie Tribute Concert.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Scientists may be telling us "not to worry", but a 1:43 chance of asteroid YR4 hitting us!!! Don’t they watch the movies??? 🪨🌎💥 By the way, I have just bought all the toilet paper in town. DM me if you want some. www.space.com/asteroid-202...

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Odds of an asteroid impact in 2032 just went up. Here's why experts say you shouldn't worry

"We are still at 97.7% chance of a miss from this asteroid."

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Just wondering if now is the time to take back control of the Resolute Desk? #britishwoodforbritishpeople

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I have, this morning, rediscovered the delight that is a crusty bread roll, buttered and filled with cheese and ham. It may surprise you that I cannot what doge think about it.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I think we need more Poutine in the UK. This is one I rustled up in 2020 following the cancellation of a holiday in Canada. It really is rather nice, but cheese curds are not readily available and so it is a rare treat. I wonder if Tim Hortons could add it to their menu?

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Perhaps Canada should apply to join the European Union?

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

If you purchase the Greggs’ frozen range from Iceland, you can heat them to such a point that 3rd° burns are a certainty. Just 29 minutes in an air fryer.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

If Trump thinks that Denmark has no legal claim to Greenland, does that mean the British can take America back? #makeamericabritishagain We could then be nice and neighbourly to our Canadian cousins.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Wondering if anyone is up for renaming the Irish Sea to the Gulf of Aberystwyth?

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

It’s like a memory of me in my prime 🤓

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

A little bit faint, but there. Aurora 2025. Mid Wales.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Wishing everyone a peaceful Christmas.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Wrapping books is nice & easy. Luckily, mum has asked for mostly books this Christmas! Trying to paper match wherever possible. @katemossewriter.bsky.social , easy; @peterjamesauthor.bsky.social, less so. Christmas jumpers upsets the red and gold theme. 🤔 Seasonal greetings to one and all. 🎄

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Bread with no butter anyone? #moistgate Who would have thought that something as simple as moist bread would be enough to keep a Conservative leader at bay. I wonder if Kemi would be interested in buying my new bread drying device as seen on Dragon’s Den…Bargain at £50 or £90 for two?

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

It’s a little bit windy in Wales just right now.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

X has 1.3m ratings on the Apple store, so not beyond realms of possibility that a concerted effort by those who usually do not review apps could significantly impact this by promoting the truth. Chapeau.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

In the future, some may look back at this era and wonder if Greg caused the final escalation in the current troubles. Unfortunately, Prue’s "beaver" remarks will be lost in the annals of time. youtube.com/shorts/7fhOc...

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‘I don’t like dry beavers, do you?’ The Great British Bake Off is well and truly back! #GBBO #Shorts

YouTube video by Channel 4

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

One might ask, "Did Greg vote Reform"?

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Every day, I was sceptical, but am now a convert. Choose a good one though.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Perhaps the Government could implement measures to limit the powers & manage the behaviours of parking firms. Parking needs to be managed, but can be so done in a more civilised way. Perhaps a truly independent body to process appeals would be a start, funded by a levy on the companies

Angry person pointing at UK parking sign printed in very small print. The person in the picture is not the author of this post.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

It was 24 years ago today. Remembering George Harrison.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Wishing your mower a more successful hibernation than a Blue Peter tortoise.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

One word for the Notre-Dame restoration; chapeau.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

But this poll has clearly been hijacked by the woke, liberal, centrist, globalist trolls. 😂 Express readers on notice of losing their proverbial.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Over in the haterverse, more misinformation. Rather than checking facts, happy to use interpretation by The European Conservative & oblivious that the guidance was 1st published in 2015 & last updated in March 24. Clarkson then regurgitates and seems to be Elmo’s parrot.

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Have you dusted down your Santa suit yet?

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Matthew Willis @matthewpwillis.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

As Egon Bust might say, "Interesting"

Former Conservative MP telling a person who now thinks that the UK Petitions site gives power to the people, that it doesn’t.

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Al Murray @almurray.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Belfast says "bollocks!" for the last time of 2024

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