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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Undecided on what my next tattoo should be. I’ll attach my ideas below:

Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Been ordered to fast and drink these horrible shakes for tomorrow’s hospital appointment at the Endoscopy unit, but I’m now hangry and getting notifications like this from Domino’s. 😠😩 Roll on tomorrow night/Sunday please 🙏

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Now listening to ‘IT Girl’ by Jade on the way home - thank you very much 😌

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So… I’ve been working all day. I went out for a drink (on my own). Danced with some sassy older women, had a few drinks, and now I’m about to get on the bus home. Mission accomplished!

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Happy Weekend Dancing Cat

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Been watching my brother play through the new Wolverine game this evening. I don’t get what the hate is about. I like it, it looks fun, has a good story. Am I missing something? I was told it was trash by some people?!

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Wolverine Snikt

ALT: Wolverine Snikt

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Also worth mentioning, I’ve never seen him in person since then. I only ever see him crop up from the pits of hell to harass me in my DMs ✌️

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just got jumpscared by my ex from my first relationship harassing me and body shaming me on Grindr again (the relationship lasted 6 months, and ended about 6 years ago). Reported and blocked (again). Doubt they’ll do anything about it though, unfortunately.

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Yellow Power Ranger Poses with Explosion Effect

ALT: Yellow Power Ranger Poses with Explosion Effect

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anyone else think this is a pointless question or is it just me? 😅😂 I did laugh though tbf

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What’s social media for if not to tell men you’re (sadly) very unlikely to meet that you want to fuck them? How’s everyone doing?

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Happy Friday, Trainers! Don’t forget to visit the Valley Windworks this fine day, you might just catch sight of the Balloon Pokémon, Drifloon!

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Drifloon Floon Friday

ALT: Drifloon Floon Friday

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and now Peter Cullen… They say things come in threes, but bloody hell! I’m definitely kicking death up the jacksie whenever it is I meet him.

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Fellas, I’m a simple guy. If you see me out, don’t be shy, say “hi”, “hello”, “I want to fuck you”, “hey”… the list goes on. I’m not a mind reader.

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Yes, I’m horny. Heading to the gym soon. Perhaps you guys could send your hot and current nudes for when I get back? 👉👈

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Didn’t realise the day… should I be posting these on this account? I’m not sure. Here you go anyway haha

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Is anyone getting much luck from Tinder these days? Thinking it’s either me or my area, but being on there is looking pretty dire lately😅😂

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Currently in the “I want more tattoos but yet again can’t afford said tattoos” part of the month. Maybe next month 🥺😭

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Plz

ALT: Plz

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Scored twice in a 7-a-side match the other day. Please clap for me 😆

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

First time in Brighton for Pride. Had a blast! Here’s to the next time! 😍

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Shoulders are starting to shoulder 🤩

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Just had a laughing fit in my garden. I asked my brother to put my underwear on the washing line to dry this morning while I was in work… Just got back home, went out to take them back in as it’s raining. I spun the washing line around to see my jockstrap hanging from it… my poor brother 😭🤣🤣

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

About to wear a jockstrap to the gym, and I’m worried ‘cause it’s making me horny 😅🤪

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Situation hasn’t changed 😩😛

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Horny and it’s not funny haha

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’m sensing the need and want for a new tattoo soon… but I just can’t decide on the next one 😅😩

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The third photo isn’t allowed on my Grindr profile, even when it’s cropped further, despite guys on there that are literally asses up naked. Make it make sense 😭😂

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Kinda living for the lighting in my French hotel room 🥴

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Going to Brighton Pride on the first of August. Never been to Brighton. What can I expect for the day? Any advice/recommendations? 🙏 x

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Still single. Dated a guy for over two months and he’s grown too distant. Looks like it’s not happening. Just gonna stop looking for love. Whoever wants me, they can come and find me. I’ll be open to something real, but trying to date really has been an awful experience.

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Superstore: Sayid on Love - 'Big Lie'

ALT: Superstore: Sayid on Love - 'Big Lie'

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

So warm, I just had a shower but I’m already sweating buckets ffs haha 🥵😩 (and yes, I’m holding up the mirror as I haven’t stuck it to the wall yet)

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Wore this on a date a few weeks ago. Did I eat?

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

How are we doing, peeps of bluesky? 😛

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Follow up: we couldn’t meet on that day in the end, but after a few meets since and a proper date last night, I ended up staying the night with him… I may be catching feelings, I can’t lie. 😅🥰

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Wallace and Gromit: Oh Dear!

ALT: Wallace and Gromit: Oh Dear!

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Despite looking very tired and hungover this morning, this photo makes my arm and chest look kinda big and I kinda like it haha. Is progress at the gym finally paying off? 👀 Haha

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I may have a date Thursday! Nervous af, but I’m excited and wishing it was sooner than Thursday. I am trusting myself to be completely normal about this… 👀😅

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a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths

ALT: a man wearing a white sweater says deep breaths

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Happy Saturday to everyone, especially to all the fit guys appearing on my feed 😘

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Stressed. Working on a project very late at night… and being horny af isn’t helping!

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I just watched the Clayface teaser trailer… hate that! Don’t do it. Don’t do it to yourself. At least not at gone midnight. Seriously, I’m not sleeping tonight. 😭

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

My claim to fame (apparently) 🤪 Courtesy of my aunt (dad’s sister) doing her family tree on Ancestry.com. Lmao

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I need LEGO to make all of these sets! 😍

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

*Update - Flash had an abscess in his head. It’s been drained and he’s now on painkillers. The big cut on his head should dry up on its own providing he doesn’t find a way to take the cone off and make it worse. He’s been through the wars, bless him, but thankfully, he’ll be okay. ☺️ x

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

One of my cats isn’t well. They live with my mum. His face is swollen on one side. He had what looked like a graze on his head from what we can assume is a fight with another cat somewhere, and that little nick has since quickly turned into a gash and it’s infected. I’m so worried and can’t sleep.

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

On the hard stuff tonight 🥴🤣

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Last weekend before I’m back to work, and I wish I had gone out into town. Only hesitated because of the COLD, WET, WINDY, WINTERY weather today! How could it be so warm midweek and then HAIL down by the end of the week? Bloody hell! 😭😂 I’m so annoyed (if you couldn’t already tell)!

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Saw this on Instagram. My Pokémon team if I was a Ground type gym leader *Plus a few honourable mentions/reserves at the top

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Can’t catch a break! This is not an April fool’s joke, I have tonsilitis. After starting to recover from being off sick for over a month, the world has now given me something else. Oi oi 😭😂

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Happy ‘3rd of the way into 2026’ month!

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Matthew @matthewpr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

He’s here and he’s perfect! 😍⚡️

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