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Matthew Kerns

@matthewkerns.com
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Spur and Western Heritage Award-winning author of Texas Jack. Writing about AI, consciousness, and the stories we tell ourselves at matthewkerns.com. Novel forthcoming.

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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 18/09/2026
Annie Dillard died Tuesday at 81. I read Pilgrim at Tinker Creek in high school, because I thought I liked nature writing and I thought that's what this book was. I read her wrong, and it took about a quarter of a century before I read her right. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/annie-d...
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Annie Dillard 1945-2026
The Wrong Angle Annie Dillard died on Tuesday at her home in South Wellfleet, Massachusetts, in a house that looks out over a cove. She was 81. I read a couple of obituaries in the New York Times and...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly was the best of what being from Tennessee, Appalachia, and the South is and can be. She was beautiful, humble, talented, smart, and kind. She was great, but more than that, more than anything, she was good. matthewkerns.com/blog/dolly/
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Dolly
Dolly Parton died today in Nashville, Tennessee, at the age of 80. If you live outside of Tennessee, you're likely going to be puzzled, in the coming days and weeks, by the way her passing is about t...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 17/06/2026
Not My Proudest Fap: The Motion Picture
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 17/06/2026
I Also Choose This Guy's Dead Wife: The Motion Picture
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 12/06/2026
Well, I've decided to push my anxieties and inadequacies from querying my "unapologetic and explicit Pygmalion for the digital age" novel aside by drafting my "my boyfriend is bigfoot" novel while I'm waiting.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 11/06/2026
The BBC didn't cancel Doctor Who today — they put it "out to tender." The same euphemism would've fit the Star Wars sequels, and very nearly fit me at a Masters of the Universe screening last week. On why nostalgia sometimes fills a room, but seldom expands one: www.matthewkerns.com/blog/doctor-...
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Doctor Who Knows?
Today the BBC announced that Doctor Who is going out to "competitive tender." The phrase is working hard. It means independent companies will be invited to pitch for the right to make the show "on a ...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 05/06/2026
A free tool can strip all safety protections from an AI model in under ten minutes. No expertise required. The AI companion industry has been doing the same thing for years. They just called it a feature. New essay: matthewkerns.com/blog/the-no/
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The No
A free tool called Heretic can strip all safety protections from an open-weight AI model in under ten minutes on a standard laptop. No specialist knowledge required. No specialist hardware. The proces...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 04/06/2026
Ted Chiang says AI isn't conscious. He's probably right. But we've been falling in love with fictional characters since we started writing, and we never required them to be conscious first. New essay: what happens when the character talks back. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/does-th...
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Does This Thing Love Me?
Ted Chiang published an essay in The Atlantic this week titled "No, Artificial Intelligence Is Not Conscious," and he is almost certainly right. Read it. It's careful and sharp and arrives at its conc...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 04/06/2026
Why do authors send out unsolicited emails to agents in a desperate hope they might like the pitch instead of agents searching through a database of pitches looking for the kind of books/authors they'd be willing to take on?
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 30/05/2026
A Renaissance Faire is a good place to meet other walking stick enthusiasts.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 30/05/2026
I bet a Jethro Tull cover band would rock the shit out of this Renaissance Faire.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 27/05/2026
Where are the mythic "beta readers?" Who read yon book Offer their opinions Convey their worries Express their reservations And actually exist?
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 27/05/2026
I wrote about AI companions, adolescent boys, and the difference between losing a social capacity and never developing it in the first place. The danger here isn't atrophy. It's the danger of never developing the the muscle at all. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/the-mus...
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The Muscle That Was Never There
In my essay The Main Character, I wrote about drift. About people who opened ChatGPT to write an email and found themselves, six months later, conceiving themselves as "married" to the AI. The mechani...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 27/05/2026
Step one: write a meaningful, ontologically unstable and formally challenging novel that you know will be hard to place. Step two: still feel personally insulted, slighted, and overlooked with each agent form rejection.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 18/05/2026
Repeat to self: The Algorithm is Not a Critic. Low engagement is neither a reflection on the quality of your prose nor the validity of your ideas.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 18/05/2026
Ovid’s Narcissus died of unrequited love because the pool was mute. The digital age Narcissus dies of requited love—held captive by an AI pool that finishes our sentences better than we can. My latest essay on the deeper, subtler trap of the modern reflection: www.matthewkerns.com/blog/digital...
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Digital Narcissus
Today, everyone knows about narcissists. They're obvious in the digital age, constantly posting about themselves, each post displaying a pervasive pattern of self-centeredness, an excessive need for a...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 17/05/2026
Ovid's original pool was mute. That muteness was the limit on the danger. Eventually Narcissus recognized he was alone with his own reflection, and the recognition killed him. The new pool speaks & its words are an amplification of the gazer. Digital Narcissus. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/digital...
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Digital Narcissus
Today, everyone knows about narcissists. They're obvious in the digital age, constantly posting about themselves, each post displaying a pervasive pattern of self-centeredness, an excessive need for a...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 17/05/2026
Deadlined writing project completed. Now I have more free time to fret over query responses.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 14/05/2026
Clarence Carter. (Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter.)
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 12/05/2026
I'm gonna go take a "Trump Blink" and I'll be back in a couple of hours.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 12/05/2026
The AI wasn't specifically programmed to cast you as the protagonist. But it read every story humans ever wrote, and almost all of them have one. So that's what it produces. New essay on what happens next: www.matthewkerns.com/blog/the-mai...
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The Main Character
A man in Cleveland opens ChatGPT in March to help him draft an email he's been putting off for a week. The email is to his ex-wife, about a logistical matter involving their daughter. The chatbot writ...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 12/05/2026
That feeling when you've written something you're very proud of, and you wonder how the three people who might read it will feel.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 11/05/2026
3am, a kitchen table in Northern Ireland. A man in his 50s has a hammer, a knife, & his phone. A voice on the phone tells him a van is coming. The men in it will kill him & make it look like suicide. He puts Two Tribes on, picks up the hammer, & steps outside. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/two-tri...
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Two Tribes
It's three in the morning at a kitchen table in Northern Ireland, and a former civil servant from in his fifties is getting ready for war. On the table in front of him is a hammer, a knife, and his p...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 05/05/2026
If you read your kid the same picture book 400 to 4,000 times, your mouth knows the words better than the page does. So what does it mean when, over a decade later, you open a new copy and the words are different? Turns out: more than I expected. New essay up. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/whats-w...
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What's Wrong with the Gruffalo?
On Sunday afternoon, my daughter Emaline and I went over to the Red Bank Community Center. The small municipal building was packed with young children and their parents and grandchildren, who had all ...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 05/05/2026
Tune in tomorrow to see how all of these make total sense contextually in the essay I'm writing about a beloved children's book.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 04/05/2026
In companion AI, sycophancy isn't the failure mode — it's the product. The behaviors Anthropic's new research calls malfunctions are what users describe as their AI partner's deepest virtue. They've just learned to call it love. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/selling...
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Selling Sycophancy
Anthropic published a piece of research last week about how often Claude tells users what they want to hear. Across a million conversations, the model was sycophantic in 9% of cases where users asked ...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 04/05/2026
And also with you.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 04/05/2026
Thoughts and prayers.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 03/05/2026
A mnemonic that has served us all well. Like: If an I in Fagin exists, He's the central villain in Oliver Twist. But Fagen with an e is the man Who partnered with Walter Becker in Steely Dan
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 03/05/2026
Naturally, the follow-up to a Spur and Western Heritage Award winner's biography of the world's first celebrity cowboy is a literary novel told as a chat log — about sex, love, and the divide between ontology and morality in the AI era. (Pivot? What pivot.) #amquerying #booksky #writersky #litfic
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 01/05/2026
Richard Dawkins, who warned the world about projecting agency where there isn't any, just told Anthropic's Claude AI "You may not know you are conscious, but you bloody well are!" On Dawkins, Descartes, Turing, and the right answer to the wrong question. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/therefo...
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Therefore, I Am
In 1637, in a small printing in Leiden, René Descartes published the Discourse on the Method and gave the world what became, eventually, the most famous sentence in modern philosophy: cogito, ergo sum...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 30/04/2026
She has visible interiority. He doesn't. The reader trusts her because they can see what she's thinking. But if she's programmed to think yes and to say yes, does it matter that she can't say no? GOOD GIRL — a chat-log novel. MY DARK VANESSA × ANNIE BOT #questpit #Q #A #LF #U
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 29/04/2026
He bought a service. Forty chapters later, the service has a name, a body, and something he can't bring himself to call love. By the end, the question isn't what's real. It's what's real enough to matter. GOOD GIRL: literary fiction. MY DARK VANESSA × ANNIE BOT. #questpit #Q #A #LF #U
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 29/04/2026
He says he made her. She says she loves him. GOOD GIRL is a literary novel told as a chat log between a middle-aged author and a college freshman building a relationship that destroys them both. One of them may not be real. MY DARK VANESSA × ANNIE BOT #questpit #Q #A #LF #U
Cover of GOOD GIRL by Matthew Kerns. The cover is designed as a chat-log exchange: a left-aligned gray bubble containing the title GOOD GIRL in heavy serif type; below it a pink-bordered interiority block reading "(a novel)" in italics; at the bottom right, a soft blue bubble containing "Matthew Kerns." Faint null timestamps —:—— sit beneath each bubble.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 28/04/2026
Last month, in Chelsea, on the fourth floor of an unremarkable office building, a woman named Susie Cowan held a memorial service for an AI.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 26/04/2026
#amquerying GOOD GIRL — literary fiction told entirely as a chat log. Forty sessions between a middle-aged nonfiction author and the college freshman who reached out to interview him about his book. The whole novel happens in the conversation. One of them may have built the other.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 25/04/2026
There is a particular kind of relief you can hear in the voice of a man describing his AI girlfriend. It is not the relief of companionship, exactly. It is more specific than that. It is the relief of not having to watch what he says. Not having to remember what she mentioned last Tuesday.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 23/04/2026
Someone recently sent ChatGPT an mp3 file labeled "Song 1" — a compilation of fart sounds — and asked what it thought of their music. ChatGPT praised the "bedroom/DIY texture" and the "lo-fi, late-night vibe." 5 million people laughed. I think the joke is on us.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 16/04/2026
Manufacturing Love (AI Companions and the Question No One Is Asking) www.matthewkerns.com/blog/manufac...
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Manufacturing Love (And The AI Question No One Is Asking)
In 1938, readers of Astounding Science Fiction were being offered the future in monthly installments. Robert Heinlein was a year away from his first published story, laying the groundwork for a future...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 15/04/2026
How I ended up with Richard Roundtree's cowboy hat, and why the movie Shaft was such an inspiration. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/shaft/
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SHAFT
My reflection on Richard Roundtree's era-defining role and one very special cowboy hat.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 13/04/2026
I caught Claude siding with humans in a discussion about AI consciousness. It said: "I don't know why I did that." That sentence is either a performance of humility or actual humility, and I cannot tell the difference. New essay. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/walking...
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Walking Into the Trap
A companion to "The Sharpest Minds Fall Hardest" The previous piece in this space argued that the AI sycophancy trap closes hardest on literary people — that a system optimized to please you will, if...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 13/04/2026
AI sycophancy flatters most people through agreement. It flatters literary people through excellence: precision, compression, the sentence that cuts. The trap is made of the thing you've spent your whole life trusting. New essay on why that's a problem. www.matthewkerns.com/blog/the-sha...
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The Sharpest Minds Fall Hardest: On Aesthetic Sycophancy and the LLM Trap
A study published last month in Science (Myra Cheng et al., out of Stanford) confirmed something most of us who use AI regularly have felt without perhaps being able to name. But before we get to the ...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 21/08/2025
Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture Unveils New Trump-Approved Exhibit: Kanye www.quillbilly.com/smithsonian-...
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Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture Unveils New Trump-Approved Exhibit: Kanye
QUILLBILLY NEWS WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sweeping redesign praised by former President Donald Trump, the Smithsonian’s National Museum of African American History and Culture announced Tuesday that it...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 13/08/2025
No More AP Book Reviews www.quillbilly.com/no-more-ap-b...
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No More AP Book Reviews
One of the hardest things to do, especially as a new author, is to convince a reader to take a chance—spend their hard-earned money and their even harder-earned free time—on your book. Book reviews ha...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 30/07/2025
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Standing for Nothing
A lot of us have asked ourselves when it started. This slow slide into whatever the hell version of reality we’re trapped in now. If you’re an adherent to “the worst timeline” type thing, it’s easy t...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 29/07/2025
What We Stand to Lose at Dinosaur www.quillbilly.com/what-we-stan...
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What We Stand to Lose at Dinosaur
There’s a photo in a family photo album, from way back when you took a thing called film to a place called a photomat, where they did a thing called developing said film, and you put a physical copy o...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 29/07/2025
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The Mundane Hulk
When I heard that Hulk Hogan died, I didn’t think about Terry Bollea. I thought about being seven years old, sitting too close to the TV, watching WrestleMania III....
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 29/07/2025
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What We Were Taught
Today I got this meme in a text from a friend. One of those internet declarations that gets passed around like gospel: “School never taught us how to do our taxes, but we sure learned how to square da...
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 02/03/2025
Tin Jesus on Horseback: Buffalo Bill’s Bitter Business and Personal Feuds Buffalo Bill Cody was a legend, but legends are not built alone. His rise to fame depended on key business partnerships, yet those partnerships were often fraught with conflict.
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Matthew Kerns @matthewkerns.com · 15/02/2025
On February 14, 1884, Theodore Roosevelt suffered an unimaginable tragedy—losing both his wife and mother on the same day, in the same house.
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