Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Are these better? I don't know. Bring a plastic haloween skull to hook on the lure next time. 000
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026buy a diving buoy? If they ignore it, grab the lure, sneak up behind the fisherman, and hook it onto his pants. 100
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Do a better job!” Every box of grape nuts not only broke your teeth, they put you down for your job performance and lack of “manliness” as well. Conservative propaganda in every bite. 010
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026and the money to build it is being taken from food for disabled people. 020
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026He lies about Mars as well - the date on this is 14 years ago. Musk is a liar and a confabulist. 050
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I stayed up and got a pic of the rocket hitting the moon. Now the only decision I have to make is whether I evolve into an Eloi or a Morlock. 😜 000
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Count Binface is leading the polling over Nigel Farrage ATM. #nigelfarrage #clackton #countbinface 031
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026New Geology hand model just arrived. I guess work for covid has dropped off. 😜 000
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus. 000
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Why am I living in the #US again? Losing 4 whole years of my #lifespan (average), and paying 2-3 times more for #health insurance. (dip at the end is #covid). #France #healthcare 000
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Stuff at my sisters house. I think the big blue ones are clematis. 000
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 03/05/2026According to the WSJ, the US national debt has now exceeded the entire GDP. 000
Matthew @matthewchat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026what things look like in a telescope - real life, not turned into clickbait: 020
