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Matthew A. 🖕🧊

@matthewa128.bsky.social
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Regular guy, amateur historian, nerd, and wrestling fan that just fled the cesspool! Elon sucks.

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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 4h
My rent went down but that’s also because my apartment needs to be remodeled and they can’t remodel until I move out 😁. Shoe, meet other foot
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 7h
Men are so emotional
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 7h
I have very little trust in my fellow voters but I like to think that more than just Democrats and left leaning independents are exhausted by this party’s bullshit and want all of this to stop
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 8h
I’m just sitting here as a rank and file federal employee thinking about all the ethics rules I’m required to follow that don’t apply to Congress (or the Supreme Court or WH). If I steered a contract to a friend’s company I’d be in jail within a week. For these people? It’s just Wednesday
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 8h
Texas I will never forgive you…
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
To answer the question in your headline: more than likely. And I doubt anyone in the White House bothered to actually do a background check
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Talarico makes one couch joke and JD will be off the campaign trail entirely 😂
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“She I guess dated my son” Dude they were engaged. Tell me you don’t give a flying fuck about your son without telling me 😂
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is so on brand. I’d be more surprised if something like this didn’t come out
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This might get the first community note in social media history to say “This portrait has not been altered in any way”
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sounds like congressional oversight, one of Congress’s basic functions. I wouldn’t expect Johnson to know this because he’s the worst, most ineffective, spineless speaker in history
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Vance has his head so far up the felon’s ass he doesn’t realize he’s nothing more than a punchline. I can’t wait for the couch jokes in 2028
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’ve tutored concussed college football players who were more coherent
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Yes we have control of the White House, Congress, and the Supreme Court but we aren’t actually doing our jobs so none of this is our fault!”
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m so excited for Vance to be their 2028 nominee. He has all the charisma and personality of a fence post. And we’ll get to see him desperately try to explain why he didn’t do anything to stop the felon or if he agrees with any of the felon’s policies
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Guilfoyle is so emblematic of the criminal organization that this regime is. House Dems need to be absolutely relentless with the investigations next year. Idc about pardons or how much the GOP whines. Every corrupt act needs to be public and voters deserve to know what the GOP allowed to happen
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s a no brainer. Amazing what can happen when you regulate the sale of a product. Instead of going to a weed guy who doesn’t care who you are you have to get it from a dispensary that requires ID
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m just sitting here giggling at the Forrest Gump “I just felt like running” shirt 😂
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Neither GAO nor an Inspector General has the authority to order an agency to do anything. The most would be a recommendation to stop something which didn’t occur here. This is an obvious delaying tactic by the opponents. They gain nothing substantial from that report that would stop rescheduling
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Speaking as a federal auditor (not GAO but same job) as a practice we don’t make recommendations that affect how an agency does business. We can point out flaws in a process or policies that weren’t followed but that’s for the agency to address in the future.
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve been saying for years I’d be happy to pay taxes on legal marijuana if this is the type of stuff it’s funding. Let the potheads fill the potholes! I won’t even charge anyone for that slogan
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More of this please. It hurts Russia and makes Elon cry. Win-win
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How often does he think FBI agents are getting into fights with suspects? That just isn’t something they do outside of maybe the Hostage Rescue Team and those guys don’t need to learn from UFC fighters
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Zelenskyy once again demonstrating what true leadership is. The felon couldn’t match him in 100 lifetimes. His betrayal of our allies because of his unending infatuation with Putin is disgraceful. And MAGA wonders why we’ve been calling him a Russian agent for 10 years
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Republicans would’ve stormed the White House chanting “25th Amendment” and wearing shirts with “XXV” on the front
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That was my second guess. I learned enough from The Sopranos and Goodfellas to know that you gotta give the boss their cut or you’re gonna have problems
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wtf would possess someone to call women that? That comment about women’s gym cloths was beyond unacceptable. It wasn’t some “edgy” joke. How many young dumbass men heard that and think it’s okay or funny to harass women at the gym?
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The question now is who ordered it. Was it the felon? Was it Natalie convincing him it was a good idea? Is it that fucking loser Markwayne sucking up to his boss? Could be a mix of all of it. Add it to the impeachment inquiry. This isn’t something that can just be shrugged off
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I saw that Trump is apparently “furious” which is hilarious because it’s something he and his entire regime are actively doing. My guess is that he’s mad she’s being so open about it and drawing negative attention rather than the legal and ethics problems
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is outrageous and an obvious abuse of power. DHS needs to be broken up, ICE needs to be abolished, and everyone involved with these abuses needs to be investigated and held accountable
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why the fuck is DHS investigating an elected representative who has been a citizen since 2000? Yet another abuse of power from the most corrupt regime we’ve ever seen here. Less than two weeks after the Jack Smith hearing. Every accusation is a confession
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The felon we have for a president has completely sided with Putin and called for Ukraine to replace Zelenskyy with someone who will surrender. I hope to god you aren’t taking today off
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can’t wait to watch that fucking ballroom be torn down brick by brick. We should dump the rubble at Mar a Lago
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m not a spiritual person by any measure but you really get the “one with nature” experience from this. I love it!!
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I haven’t been out of my office since this morning but there’s a ballot box near my apartment in NW DC. Wtf are they doing? Is this the test run for November?
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ICE is nothing but a criminal organization. They’re thugs running around terrorizing people in the name of this regime’s racism
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@schumer.senate.gov the felon we have for a president is about to give millions to Putin for diesel that will be used in Ukraine. Get your ancient ass in gear and do something about it or gtfo of the way for someone who won’t take a week and half to respond to this treasonous act
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a legitimate 5 alarm fire. He’s literally handing cash to a murderous hostile power who is illegally invading and occupying one of our allies. Democrats better shut everything down unless this is scrapped. Not one fucking thing gets through Congress. This is treasonous
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And this treasonous piece of garbage wonders why everyone calls him a Russian agent
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is absolutely barbaric. We don’t do that in this country. I’ll never forgive these people for what they’re trying to turn us into
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The felon was denied the Nobel Peace Prize just because he started a war in Iran and committed numerous war crimes? That’s just awful…😂😂😂
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aww is poor Markwayne getting stressed because he realized this isn’t a fucking joke? Send him to The Hague alongside everyone else involved in these crimes
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I scrapped an audit proposal to look at my agency’s AI usage because I didn’t want to deal with all this SI nonsense 😂. The banned word list grows ever longer and more annoying. Do you know how hard it is to not say the word “climate” in a climate change-focused report?
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So the exact thing MAGA has been accusing Dr. Fauci of since the pandemic? That tracks. Every accusation is a confession from these criminals
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rotting chicken doesn’t deserve that comparison
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of course he did. This entire cabinet is dirty. House Democrats need to be relentless with the investigations next year. Idc how much MAGA whines about “government weaponization”. Every last corrupt act needs to be shown publicly
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d love for Petey boy to meet with some of the women who have graduated Ranger School so he can try explain to them why he’s a better soldier than they are. Actually you know what? Fuck it. Let’s send Pete to Ranger School in his current condition and see how long he lasts. Stream it on YouTube
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Matthew A. 🖕🧊 @matthewa128.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Of all the things I hate him for this is at the top. We lost over a decade to this pathetic piece of garbage
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