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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The world is ending due to a combination of people who believe God wrote a book 2000 years ago because it says so in that book, and grown adults without object permanence

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Also of note, 90% of the reporters I worked with were left leaning but were so ethical they often overcorrected in their reporting to ensure there was no bias. Meanwhile the owners were conservative shitbags who tried to run editorials like "Why can't cops use lethal force on the homeless?"

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This is honestly how I remind myself how much of a bubble online is and it grounds me. Remember how many people were in the streets for the women's march in 2017? More people than that watch George and Mandy's First Wedding every week

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

@iankarmel.bsky.social Just kept waiting for you to select Steve Prefontaine and it never happened. I'm shook.

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Nearly 70 million people die every year now. God is absolutely using AI to outsource who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell

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Jon Walker @jonwalkerpdx.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

It's always slightly cathartic when people who you never liked for no particular reason end up showing their whole ass

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

The world is only in harmony when Boston sports teams are inept and/or choking historically. I haven't felt hope like this in decades.

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Without exaggeration, we could have virtually cured homelessness in this country for the price of the two fighter jets that just took prat falls into the ocean

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

The messaging should actually be "You're bad... everyone is bad... life is a fucking nightmare and no one knows what they're doing which is why we need strict government regulations and robust social services to protect us from ourselves"

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Everyone thought I was crazy for being bad with money and having no savings or retirement. Well who's laughing now, idiots?

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Checks AND balances?! In THIS economy?!

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Oregon's athletic programs have done more to combat radical Christian Nationalism in this country over the past few years than the entire Democraric party

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

This is unequivocally the correct take. Voodoo Donuts are good because they're made with a shitload of sugar and have fun, delicious crap on them... You know what I don't want from a donut? Something yam-based with notes of fennel

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I wonder if there's an alternate universe where I get so mad about losing in the district tennis quarterfinals that I land a government contract for my efforts to ban left-handed people with kick serves from owning property

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Say what you will but Drake's new single "Let's Agree To Call It A Tie" goes pretty hard

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Luka to the Lakers was a bigger watershed internet moment than Trump getting his ear blown off

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

I thought we all agreed that "How much Nazi is too much Nazi?" was discourse reserved for the old place. Please just let me log on here while I'm supposed to be working and read "pee is stored in the balls" for eternity

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

What if we brought back Old Testament God but made him too dumb to even competently plagiarize Wikipedia articles?

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

I'm immune to being manipulated by a terrorist to help him pull of a massive crime because I'd walk into traffic before he finished giving me the first instruction

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

The college football playoff needs a ton of fixing already but it's very funny to make rich alumni pay thousands of dollars to fly to some of the bleakest spots in the country and freeze their nuts off while their teams get absolutely humiliated

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

The second I read they brought him in alive I knew he wasn't a leftist

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Wait... I was at a kids' production of Annie for the past 4 hours. The Ducks brought down Assad by winning the Big-10? Is that what I'm seeing?

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

This reminds me of the single craziest game I ever covered in 14 years of high school sports. Tyner ran for 643 yds and 10 TDs while Dungey threw for nearly 400 yds and accounted for 6 TDs on the other side sports.yahoo.com/blogs/prep-r...

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Thomas Tyner shatters Oregon state records on birthday, runs for 634 yards and 10 TDs

What's the best way to celebrate an 18th birthday? If you're Beaverton (Ore.) Aloha High senior running back Thomas Tyner, you run for a state single-game record 643 yards and an absolutely astounding...

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

It really feels like healthcare CEO assassin is going to be a growing industry

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Bluesky very much feels like stumbling into a high school party with all of the popular kids and standing in the corner with an unopened beer, too nervous to try and join anyone's conversation

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

What's something that you know is terrible for you but that you'd still really like to try sometime? Mine is having money

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

There aren't as many songs dealing with the issue of her being lump as there used to be

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I only respect people who hold at least one wild outlier belief in their politics. For example I'm a far leftist who low-key thinks alcohol should be illegal

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Getting in trouble at the doctor's office for referring to my terrible diet and lack of exercise as a "Gentleman's Suicide"

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Matthew Sherman @matthew-sherman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Being a teen in the 90s was great because all of the best music had lyrics like "Shine your shoes with your microphone blues. Hirsutes with your parachute fruits" and we were like "This is the only person on the planet who understands me"

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