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Barely Breaking Even

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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 23m
He’s seen the weight of evidence and is understandably wary. What’s your take @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 1h
And there you go
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 2h
Everyone will reckon you’re a proper Hiker
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 2h
That aged well
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 3h
Geldhart having a dog so far
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 4h
The plucky impoverished underdogs that they are
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 6h
‘Woof’
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 6h
Yup I’ve eyed one of those in Home Bargains will nip out and get in the coming days
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 7h
God I hated my work phone. Could have thrown it against a wall on a daily basis
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 7h
My Phone, Wife’s Phone and I Pad now all C Chargers. Need to get rid of the 36 Lightning Cables currently knocking about 🫤
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 7h
Coventry Hummell ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 7h
Can’t you put a personal line on the work phone or do you prefer to stick it in a draw when you’re on leave ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 7h
Only Ipswich rocking Umbro ? 🤔
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 7h
There was fuck all trade in on mine so I’ll keep it hanging around
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Adidas dominating. Only Spurs, Chelsea and Brighton Nike atm ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Battery seems great. General functionality a lot quicker (my old phone’s memory was always full so everything was glitchy and I was constantly having to delete stuff now 128 rather than 64gb) I’ve got used to having no ‘home’ button and liking the bigger screen
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Shame the Crown Green Bowling Seasons finished
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Spurs again guilty of a completely unnecessary kit change at Old Trafford yesterday. Relegation form
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Piss taking aside he’s had quite the ‘impact’ since taking over
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
So you’re posting on here via?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Is he on Tesco Mobile as well ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Flogging as in overuse
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
I do appreciate the 16e is now 2 years old but it’s like Tomorrows World chez Matt atm
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Gaff as in Cock Up or looking round his ‘Crib’ ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
After 6 years flogging my old I Phone SE (bought in a celebratory glow the day after we clinched the Championship under Bielsa) I ‘upgraded’ yesterday to a 16e. Like playing a different sport lads
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 8h
Piss taking aside. I was pleasantly surprised by Neeson’s turn as Frank Drebin in the ‘Police Squad’ reboot. Good knockabout fun if you haven’t yet seen it.
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 9h
ITV getting their money’s worth out of Greavsie
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 9h
Though we lost the nature of the defeat means I don’t have to avoid football for the rest of the weekend. Just caught up on the highlights of the other games via the LiveScore App
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 18h
‘This time it’s personal’
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 18h
Seems to be a very overused plotline
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 18h
Me and Mrs Matt were perusing new Netflix movies earlier. Two of them involved child abductions 🫤
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 19h
Similar theme/era #Raveyardshift youtu.be/bXhjyYSQcfk?...
youtu.be
Ragtyme Featuring Byron Stingily – I Can't Stay Away (Powerhouse Mix) 1987
YouTube video by DJ FLIK
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 19h
Tune!
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 19h
Divorced from the Son’s Mother? Dog his only friend ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 19h
Is he retired Special Ops/Navy Seal/CIA/FBI ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 19h
Let me guess…his daughter has been kidnapped again ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not a lot. Off the bench against Palace might have been the game for him if he’d have been fit.
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mind you Gyokeres seemed to enjoy playing us
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
TNT have the rights to the Rugger don’t they
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thought Havertz was injured?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fair do’s
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ed the Presenter was banging on about the same to a nodding Alan Brazil on TalkSPORT yesterday. Painful
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did you get paid for playing in Norway ? Out of interest like 😀
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Remember all of those. I deffo played Benny (Northumberland ?) in our National League (I’m thinking up at Byker). Had a really good game with him (not sure if I won or not) really nice bloke from memory
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve a vague memory of this. Who else would have played there ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Recognised his voice and could picture him but didn’t know his name until now 👍
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That lovely stitched Butterfly logo has brought back some memories 😃
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You played in Norway ?
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Maff @matthebat92.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who’s this on Rad/Mac atm ? Simon ?
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