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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's been a tough sports weekend. One of those, "thank God for kids" times where you're glad sports can't be the most important unimportant thing anymore.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nah dude. Rule is all my teams lose this weekend so of course it stands. Hokies, Seahawks, USWNT...
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They have one job and they're awful at it.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bruce Arena probably has a 137-year running Football Manager save where Bruce Arena is the largest stadium in the world. Likewise, you don't want to see Ronaldo's The Sims 4 save.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harold Bane.
Harry Kane wearing a protective facemask.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know it's bad when Cato is criticizing Trump....
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chelsea trying to rob you of your title.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Long live the (Jewish) Bund.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How can I mega-like this?
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I missed the game but assuming you're referring to Mikey? Seems like a poor showing all around, but cheering for him to succeed.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He's not even that attractive.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can confirm. I am unhappy.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Great book. Incredible research and writing from Molly Crabapple.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That little cell going through Leesburg just produced a little hail.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shots fired at Jessica Berman.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"Ayatollah-san fired some rockets, uwu. (⁠ノ⁠*⁠0⁠*⁠)⁠ノ"
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thanks Obama
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Am I wrong to think that was Belgium's best game of this WC though? They were switched on the whole game and had answers to everything the US tried (not much).
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How do you feel about Ronaldo being allowed to play in the qualifiers? How about Partey being (correctly) refused entry into Canada? All this to say that the rules aren't evenly enforced and that's par for the course with FIFA. Have to enjoy the on field product because it's rotten off the field...
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's no different than them vacating the suspension for Ronaldo. Yes it's corruption from a corrupt and opaque organization, but it's not only to benefit the US.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Looks like El Tren has come off Los Tracks.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You've also spent more time with the USSF records than the fucking archivist.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Have you ever considered being born into generational wealth and taking over THFC?
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I dunno. £350M loss and a 60 year historic humiliation/brand devaluation feels like it would speak more to this board than an upset fanbase who they clearly believe they can continue to squeeze top dollar from.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If the open letter is to be believed, then no, but you'd have to believe the board would be confronting a different reality had we gone down. The financial impact would have been too severe to risk keeping the course.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Relegation would have been better for this club than a continued reign by Lange and Vinai where they continue to mismanage the club and ostracize fans.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My interpretation is that this entire season was a "Make A Wish" for some child who loves Arsenal and it made them very happy.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Tottenham Hotspur Jacobin Club.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Can't break our streak this late in the season.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You don't hate it enough. Nightmare day for us, tbf.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Not sure how many of these guys improve SKC, and I say that as a Spurs and DCU fan.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Real players rush the Consecrated Bloodlines perks.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Is this before or after you marry your sister to consolidate claims to your father's titles within your bloodline?
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
TottenhAIm. Fits perfectly.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Is that Jose Andres?
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The "jamming our radar" scene is an all time great too.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Back in the middle ages they would send hostages to live in the other court to ensure a truce would last. I nominate sending Ivanka to Iran (she'd thrive, let's be honest) and have the new Ayatollah send his boyfriend and we'll call it even.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A gift, and a Gift raise the Spirit on Easter Sunday. She is risen, indeed.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Excellent article. Feeling a bit detached after this season and thinking DiZerbi is the Rubicon for me as a fan for now, but... thoughts on being able to retain Archie and Bergvall?
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Real Farquad vibes here.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Think you've got this wrong today. Romero caught asleep on both the second and third goals. Need more from a captain and think his score doesn't reflect that.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Ryan Mason would be a more inspirational hire even if we made him stand on the fucking Skywalk during the game.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It is one way to cut down on teen pregnancy, I guess.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Kristi Noem and Johan Lange getting the axe on the same day would be reason to celebrate.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
"Tottenham was crucified under Thomas Frank. Finished 18th and were relegated. In the third season they rose again in accordance with the Championship."
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Relegation release clauses will do that to ya.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How is that push not the exact same thing that got RKMs goal called back last week? If anything, the Arsenal disallowed was even softer.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Surprised it wasn't Operation Heated Rivalry at this point.
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
AVADA KADAVARA!
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matthaugen.bsky.social @matthaugen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
We should revert to an earlier save.
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