Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“Given that only 1 in 3 appeals are successful, we will be limiting the opportunity to appeal to 1 in 3 of defendants. Those eligible will be decided via a random draw, but with priority given to those cases with a smaller bundle.” 020
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Sorry to be a wet blanket, but I’m afraid that’s exactly how it was in Homer’s original film. 010
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I thought this was a wordplay until you missed out dwindle…. which with dwarf and dwell are allegedly the only 3 word stems in the English language that start with ‘dw’ 100
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I assume it’s about dimensions? Can have linear, circular, triangular, rectangular….but not pyramidular, prismular, cylindular or cubular…but if it was a pitch to get it recognised, I’m in! 000
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I used to make a joke in a lecture of bias being related to the metal coating on your cassette - it was always pretty niche….but when you have to explain what a cassette is, you’ve lost the crowd. 010
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Just once it would be nice to hear from the legal amateurs. “Legal amateurs say they are sovereign citizens” “Legal amateurs say Magna Carta allows it” So many other know-nothings are given a voice, why not the legal community’s? 030
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Sometimes the English language just lets us down… 100
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 26/08/2025media.tenor.comtwo men are crying in the rain and one of them is saying `` we 've gone on holiday by mistake '' .ALT: two men are crying in the rain and one of them is saying `` we 've gone on holiday by mistake '' . 000
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Would Marisa’s flowery jumpsuit qualify for Mags?…surely a slam dunk? 010
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Has the Bar Council considered using this film as a recruiting tool?… 120
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Will there be an intro for us newbies…or is it just ‘press play at 8pm and may god have mercy on your soul?’ 110
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Found this insightful…and not only for its reference to the rather strange ITV children’s series! 020
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Loving @rachaelmcshane.bsky.social & The Cartographers’ new album, Uncharted. A fabulous blend of traditional and fresh played by virtuoso musicians. 121
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 29/11/2024A reference to it…but not the source I’ll wager! 😉 www.fsc.org.uk/glee/alcohol/fsc.org.ukAlcohol – Forest School Camps 100
Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Great gig tonight in Cambridge, but clearly not your easiest night behind a cello @rachaelmcshane.bsky.social ! Thanks for persevering and hope you feel better!! 000