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Matt Greaves

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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Given that only 1 in 3 appeals are successful, we will be limiting the opportunity to appeal to 1 in 3 of defendants. Those eligible will be decided via a random draw, but with priority given to those cases with a smaller bundle.”
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’ll is otter papal.
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sorry to be a wet blanket, but I’m afraid that’s exactly how it was in Homer’s original film.
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
😂👏
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I thought this was a wordplay until you missed out dwindle…. which with dwarf and dwell are allegedly the only 3 word stems in the English language that start with ‘dw’
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I assume it’s about dimensions? Can have linear, circular, triangular, rectangular….but not pyramidular, prismular, cylindular or cubular…but if it was a pitch to get it recognised, I’m in!
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I used to make a joke in a lecture of bias being related to the metal coating on your cassette - it was always pretty niche….but when you have to explain what a cassette is, you’ve lost the crowd.
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Just once it would be nice to hear from the legal amateurs. “Legal amateurs say they are sovereign citizens” “Legal amateurs say Magna Carta allows it” So many other know-nothings are given a voice, why not the legal community’s?
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
….although in this case, maybe not so much!
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Sometimes the English language just lets us down…
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Say that three times…
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Ah…the gavel of Theseus!
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
media.tenor.com
two men are crying in the rain and one of them is saying `` we 've gone on holiday by mistake '' .
ALT: two men are crying in the rain and one of them is saying `` we 've gone on holiday by mistake '' .
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Would Marisa’s flowery jumpsuit qualify for Mags?…surely a slam dunk?
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Has the Bar Council considered using this film as a recruiting tool?…
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Will there be an intro for us newbies…or is it just ‘press play at 8pm and may god have mercy on your soul?’
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Found this insightful…and not only for its reference to the rather strange ITV children’s series!
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Jim
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Did Baz Luhrmann teach us nothing?!…
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Loving @rachaelmcshane.bsky.social & The Cartographers’ new album, Uncharted. A fabulous blend of traditional and fresh played by virtuoso musicians.
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A reference to it…but not the source I’ll wager! 😉 www.fsc.org.uk/glee/alcohol/
fsc.org.uk
Alcohol – Forest School Camps
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Great gig tonight in Cambridge, but clearly not your easiest night behind a cello @rachaelmcshane.bsky.social ! Thanks for persevering and hope you feel better!!
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Matt Greaves @mattgreaves.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Paging @thefastshow.bsky.social
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