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Those 2 goalkeepers on the bench were really useful additions to the team tonight. Osmand being registered while injured long term and Jota not being in as he makes his way back. World class decision making. Might not have mattered tonight, but might later in the year.

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Watching Cal post match is rough, hardly makes eye contact with anything but his own bootlaces the whole time. He’s saying the right things, but he obviously doesn’t believe a word coming out of his own mouth

The SFA are currently more forward thinking and progressive than the people running Celtic. Think on that.

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How this board haven’t resigned on mass after these last two managed decline of the last few years is unbelievable, what level of performance is acceptable to them? Spent more on tax than we have in net transfer spending.

This team isn’t capable of winning on Sunday, and even if they did, it’d only be a matter of time before another shocking performance came along. Benfica are going to tear strips off us.

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The likes of Nancy would be getting crucified after these last two performances, throw LASK into the mix and we’d already be looking for a new manager

This 100% gets worse tonight, because what you should be doing when you’re playing shite is switch to a formation you’ve never played.

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It’s a sin that this board put MON in this position, should have had a manager lined up and let him bow out a hero, the modern game is beyond him

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Who knew spending £0 on your already ropey defence was a bad idea?

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So held fire on reacting to today’s omnishambles, MON got it wrong start to finish. This is the weakest, slowest team in a generation. Change needs to happen now as we’re getting scudded in the EL too. A half decent team with some balls causes us problems and we should be better.

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Gimps is the perfect description of these clowns. People so convinced of their actions that they need to hide their faces. Absolute shitebags. I included the gimps roaming around Glasgow tonight in that. If you’re so convinced in your convictions, put your face and name to it you fucking cowards.

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Dodgyfoo @dodgyfoo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Check the state of these utter fucking gimps man hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha. That is a fucking red neck man! Someone will recognise them and I hope they get identified and made a proper cunt out of wherever they live and work........."prutect ar wimen" 😂😂😂😂😂

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My wee maw got through open heart surgery today - she’s a scrapper, got the all clear from the hospital around 7pm. Still tense as fuck obviously, but a few Celtic goals have helped release some of the tension. One more and get some of the new lads on the park.

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Buch of weak, slow shitebags. McCowan needs firing into the fucking sun.

Losing from 4-0 up, everyone involved shout be getting their P45s in the morning

What an absolute disgrace of a performance.

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The lack of physical presence in this Celtic team is so glaring obvious on nights like tonight, weak all over the pitch

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The back 4 finishing this game should be the epitaph of this board

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Someone in my office has made toast, bagged it up and then put it in the staff fridge. Who is after cold toast?

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Watched I think 3 Rangers games so far this season, mostly as I genuinely expect them to lose and it’s hilarious. One observation, how many individual players have first team appearances already? Must be in the high 20s/ low 30s. We’re like 5 games in. How many are in that squad?

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

From a season where no one got pass marks regularly to a night like tonight where maybe 5 or 6 Crltic players have their best games for us and maybe ever, what a turnaround

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Been enjoying some A/L today by kidding on I’m a pirate in Black Flag, watching Celtic play well and listening to David Bowie - life is good.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

It’s weird looking forward to seeing Celtic play, then they’re actually convincing. We’re moving the ball forward quicker and we have players who can create and take chances in line with this. I’m into it so far.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Here is my latest gaming hot take: AC Black Flag @ £50 allowed me to “girl math” that a new game this good would have cost £70, so I’m justified in spending £20 on DLC.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

That’s me saw Novo, McCann and Del all gubbed in the one weekend, just lovely stuff.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Just seen the Hearts highlights, no notes, would watch again.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

What are they doing not playing Raskin, genuine question?

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Big Del, will he be the greatest gift to Celtic since EBTs?

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Like Jesus, I live Springburn-adjacent and it’s went from forest fire season to monsoon season in roughly 48 hours. wtf?

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Saw a snippet of The Commonwealth Games opening ceremony and is there anything more tone deaf than a King no one in Glasgow with a brain wants entering the scene from the Tardis of a dead franchise like Dr Who? It’s a level of visual irony that genuinely tickled me. A dinosaur exiting dinosaur.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I’ve not seen the Odyssey yet, read it along with the Iliad and Oresteia back in the day at Uni, but have to say, Chris Nolan has the right-wing media machine on strings. They’ve spent weeks complaining about casting that wasn’t accurate, providing free promotion. Champion’s League level trolling.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Argentina’s bullshit really is only funny against England

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Tuchel claiming he didn’t realise that Saka had a hat-trick when Bellingham passed him the ball for his 3rd is a bit crazy.

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Now way England throw this away with a 4-0 HT lead and a coach basically crying on national TV

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It’s baffling to me why Saka has played mostly from the bench for England in this tournament, every time he’s actually got on the park he’s been one of their best players

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

France have chucked it tonight, from looking unbeatable to this, you’d think they’d want to see Deschamps off with a win too

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The emotional, BBC outro video is Chef’s kiss, no notes, would watch again.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’ve watched the entire World Cup online. Seen everything meaningful via online players and YouTube highlights. Put every live game on as it kicks off and watching something else the second it was done. I recommend it generally. Tonight I paused the England post-match to go pee. Watched every second

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Impressed I made it to Nazi Hideout vs Nazi Gold 😭

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Only really watched Norway against Brazil and England and their ability to slow the game down high up the pitch, retain possession and wait for the right chances to get after it has been pretty impressive

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Take Bellingham and Kane out of this England team and they’d already have been knocked out ages ago

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Bit rich giving Lammens it for spilling the shot when Courtois did the exact same thing for the first and they were calling him the best keeper in the world

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Intro animations for the players are up there with the worst parts of the World Cup

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Seeing a decent number of posts here from folk who actually watched a pre-season friendly when an arguably all-time World Cup match involving Messi was also happening. If that’s you, fair fucks to you, but who hurt you to the point you’d do that to yourself?

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I had Switzerland v Columbia as 0-0 before a ball was kicked, but it’s still been fairly entertaining all the same. Rare I get to extra time actually wanting 30 mins more of a game.

Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Was planning on falling asleep with the game on in the background, but the delay has fucked that.

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Matt @mattgdiamond.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Haaland has been immense here, Norway deserve the result.