MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 24/07/2026He’s the distraction we all need right now. Along with this bozo. 2182
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 30/05/2026BREAKING: JEM decides to bow out of Trump’s 250th concert series. Holograms follow suit. 4100
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 14/05/2026Yes, the cat loves spaghetti and meatballs. What else would an animal named Manfredo Salerno eat? 1181
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 06/05/2026I didn’t get a picture because it surprised me at 800 feet over my house, but this bad boy was quite a sight to see. 040
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 03/05/2026“The government” was run by Donald Trump on January 6th. 72700148
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 27/04/2026Our new guy, Manfredo Santiago Salerno. Manny for short. 66165055
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 21/04/2026Couple of new views of the White House UFC structure going up in my town. They’ll disassemble and take it down to DC soon enough. 050
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 20/04/2026They were testing assembly and disassembly of this massive structure in my town, and I just *knew* it was for the UFC bout on the White House lawn. Ugh. I hate being right. 270
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 14/04/2026I think we all need to re-examine the power-soaked political class we’ve created in this country that are so aloof that they think they can do literally anything with impunity. 080
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 14/04/2026“I really thought it was me as Doctor Who, using the Tardis to go back and fixed the very rigged 2020 election.” 191
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 13/04/2026“Jesus? I just thought he was my Secretary of State!” 0103
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 13/04/2026I remember when this dude did my appendectomy. Praise be. 4244
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 13/04/2026“I’m glad you all could make it. Now, before we eat, let’s check those prostates.” 1202
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 13/04/2026“I’m glad you all could make it. Now, before we eat, let’s check those prostates.” 2862178
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 13/04/2026Imagine my shock when this guy showed up to examine me today: 4222
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 10/04/2026I really believe that these high-profile MAGA influencers are part of a deliberate first wave against Trump. Time will tell if rank and file Republicans pick up the baton. 4111
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 28/03/2026Delete your camera rolls. We have a winner. 🥇 #NoKings #HarrisburgPA 3320107
MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 26/03/2026Donald Trump names Marco Rubio the new “Strait of Hormuz.” 1205