matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Looks like something that belongs in a Reddit subreddit. 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This sounds like someone who is the following: A. Too lazy to use a fishing pole. and B. Doesn’t even know how to fish at all. 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey's Enthusiastic 'Yes Sir!'ALT: Jim Carrey's Enthusiastic 'Yes Sir!' 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Therapist: The Dog Poo Fairy ain’t real, it can’t hurt you. Dog Poo Fairy: 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Fun fact: Onslaught secretly moonlighted as a fan of the Blue Man Group. 010
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Okay, I’m going to turn around and walk (run) away in the opposite direction from it. 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 22/09/2025As someone who’s name is Matthew, I would find this to be offensive and cruel. 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 20/07/2025They should’ve realized what they were getting into when attempting that. 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 14/07/2025That looks more like either 75% or 80% off, not 50% off. 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 02/06/2025You do what you gotta do with what you have. 010
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 21/05/2025The 3rd rule of Legal Fight Club is you don’t talk about Legal Fight Club. /j 010
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 12/05/2025What would be the name of this wrestling move? 020
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Note to self: keep an unlimited supply of Pokèballs on hand at all times. 010
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I have never been on Twitter/X to begin with, and I purely refuse to go there, especially with what’s been going on there recently. 020
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Beautiful view of the beach I would say. 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 09/03/2025TJ! Step away from that Kamen Rider! You know who from said Kamen Rider show could be lurking behind you! 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 07/03/2025R2-D2’s pride proud cousin has arrived! 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 22/02/2025BW Grimlock:”Me Grimlock fine with that,” 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 08/02/2025🎶Powermaster Optimus Prime! Greatest Leader of his time!🎶 000
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 31/01/2025As I have never flown on an airplane at all, I would recommend on calming down and take some deep breaths before getting on another airplane. Also, I give my heart out to those affected by the plane crash last night. 010
matteelliott.bsky.social @matteelliott.bsky.social · 28/01/2025At this rate, TJ, you might as well make a Scyther shrine somewhere in your bedroom. 000
