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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Putin and Trump playing chess and checkers respectively.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Star picture taken from my iPhone last night. Clear skies and new moon. Pleiades cluster visible.
Star picture from central Texas on 16 Jan 2026
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A-ffirmative!
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a girl wearing a helmet with a microphone on it looks up
Alt: “Affirmative!” - a girl wearing a helmet with a microphone on it looks up
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
A friend in Nebraska who’s a mortgage lender says many clients are selling to tap equity and downsize because the economy’s shit right now. Very different from last year’s market. I’m hearing the same in Chicago—people are really struggling.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Internet please tell me someone has done a Coldplay/Andy Bayer meme with Trump and Epstein.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
“Mirror mirror on the wall”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Sorry to be harsh, guys, but it seems like it might have been a bad idea to put the last living member of the California Raisins in charge of our healthcare system.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Fixed it.
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NothingHappenedToday (Ed Harrington) @edharrington.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
"'May the Fourth' be with you, I tell you h'what." #MayThe4th #KingOfTheHill #StarWars
Hank, Peggy and Bobby Hill dressed as Han Solo, Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker grilling on a R2D2 grill
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Unfortunately you can only lead one cult at a time.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It’s time for a new secdef with the qualities Trump admires most: military experience, a disregard for his subordinates, and sheer stupidity.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Dedicated to the current times open.spotify.com/track/2XZS4h...
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Lies
J.J. Cale · Really · Song · 1973
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Kaz @kazlefay.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Hey, friends. Time for Sunday thread suggestions. Give me your questions from this week’s headlines in the replies below and the one with the most ❤️ is the one I’ll answer. Cheers and pass it on.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
This is what I screen captured from the ‘book today.
Mark Zuckerberg screen cap of his “fact check” announcement with photoshopped long hairFacebook comments dunking on Mark ZuckerbergPhoto of Data, Tosha Yar, and alien baby with caption “Mark Zuckerberg moments after his birth (triple fact checked by Meta)
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
People think if they ignore my jokes on slack I’ll stop making them. What they don’t realize is I’ve been doing this for almost 26 years now. I can go months without an emoji reaction and persist. I know I’m funny and so do you!
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It’s been a few days since I left threads and I’ve definitely been spending less time rage-glued to my phone.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’m ready to completely tune out the daily grind of Trump generated rage bait.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Thanks to zuck, completely abandoning threads was a no brainer this morning.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ok hear me out: Crocs. But it’s a one-piece outfit.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My favorite part of work is definitely scheduling meetings and then canceling them at the last minute to get an hour back.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
What’s your favorite day of the work week and why? Friday is excluded.
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Starting Sunday with a coffee and classic album after morning farm chores.
Sunday coffee
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
What in the fuckity fuck
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Saturday! Let’s do it!
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mattedelman.bsky.social @mattedelman.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I talk to myself a lot. Mostly I say “are you f*g kidding me?”
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