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The Eagles went into this game pretty screwed and so I wasn't gonna be crabby if they lost and they managed to lose in a way that is gonna have me crabby all day.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Philly's always been over-reliant on vibes for its sports culture, and I'm trying to think of a moment in my lifetime when the vibes have been worse than they are right now. Cam Jurgens might be lucky to have gotten traded.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Honestly, good for Lane Johnson for bailing out before he's wheelchair bound.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maybe this shouldn't count because I have no idea what it was called but I remember some animated movie or show where a teen puts on a ring and turns into a monster, and I fled to another room sobbing and, like, convulsing in fear at this. I was a pretty fearful little kid with a big imagination.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Absolute horseshit embarrassing take. A cat did not introduce you to The Chronic, that was your buddy's rescue mutt who always was stoked to see you when you came over.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Denny's post here is how I learned about "Choosin' Texas" which tells me it's a Discourse Phenomenon. I've now looked up what it is. I'm not a country music guy but I have for sure at least heard of other popular artists and songs before. Not so for this one or Ella Langley. Now I have, I guess

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Reacher striving for Philly authenticity leads to Lehigh Valley Mentioned.

"Reacher" character Det. Tamara Green in a hat with a Liberty Bell and "Philadelphia" on it, and a Lehigh Valley Phantoms t-shirt.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Eagles are fucking dogshit, they are 2 - 0.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Go easy on her, Daddy Figures are common in her culture" is the sort of understanding that the left is always, always asked to extend to the right, while the right is never asked to extend any understanding at all to the left. Instead, their sense of superiority is constantly encouraged.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Really gorgeous evening to be back Minneapolis.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It's very funny for me personally that the Get Right series for my favorite baseball team seems to be kicking the shit out of my second favorite team, who are in the other league. Classic runners-on Duran save, too.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is the RETVRN that we need.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Imagine cruising the city streets in these wheels with the window down on your way to pregame with your boys, blasting Raise Up by Petey Pablo.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The Best Gundam show mentioned, so this post gets love from me. This is the best analysis of robot design for this preposterous, jaw-clenchingly problematic show. I wish all Americans could be the America Bot Japan thinks we are.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I am absolutely all for people having fun blasting through Souls games with cheeses and exploits and helpers, especially if they wouldn't play them at all otherwise, but I'm concerned the discourse is tipping over into dismissiveness toward the idea of wanting to duel a boss raw.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Watching Exit 8 by myself and it's an extremely gamey kinda movie, which is clever - it presents a challenge and the protagonist immediately gets after it in a very game-systematic manner - but the biggest jump scare I've had was when there was a smash cut to a commercial for Betterhelp.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

LeBron signing with the Sixers is fun and all, but I am really not wanting to declare this the culmination and grand payoff of The Process.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

In honor of LeBron, I typed out a list of all of Embiid's injuries to a group chat and it is very long and I of course got a bunch of "I ain't readin all that," but my god how is he still alive.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Yet again, soccer's good.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I would like to thank Sam Neill for his contributions to my entertainment.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm afraid I'm going to demand an emergency Kate McKinnon SNL sketch.

Kate McKinnon slaying as Lindsay Graham.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

In 2005, when I was gearing up with my teammates before a football game on Saturday, one of the guards comes in the locker room and announced he's gonna be in the restroom right up until kickoff because he spent $18 at Taco Bell last night and his life since then had been "a flood out of my ass."

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Now's the day when my commercial fireworks experience means I get to be haughty about local dads shooting off their little Phantom Fireworks. Oh you're impressed with your piddlyshit little class C cardboard tubes and cakes? Yawn. Couldn't be me. Wake me when you get some 5 inch salutes in there.

Haughty vampire aristocrats (I'm assuming, I've never seen this movie/TV show despite the famous meme) looking down on the common folk (I also assume that's what they're looking at).

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

That was Adrian Peterson on his phone during hydration break at this Canada - Morocco game, right?

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

LeBron does a flamboyant signing ceremony in Philly tomorrow wearing Apollo's outfit from Rocky 4, it is exactly his kind of corny and I don't give a shit, I would mash the button on a Bron jersey right away.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I'm generally intensely apathetic about news on the lives of celebrities so maybe my algos just don't present me much of it, but I gotta say I'm seeing WAY way more ostentatious griping about too much Taylor - Travis Wedding Updates than I'm seeing actual Taylor - Travis Wedding Updates.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The soccer was again very good today.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The Soccer has been good today.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The Offical App for Sports has got the juice.

Mina Kimes posted "How do I not work for the rest of the World Cup," to which an account called @unclespaceghost.bsky.social quote posted "Play for Germany"

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Eagles fan drummers at the Brazil - Haiti game, hell yeah, go Haiti and go Birds.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

As a big fan of face acting, I gotta say: I laughed out loud at Nicolas Cage's performance with the line "You need the Spider, ipso facto, you need me. Res ipso locutor...well, I mean, I don't speak Latin."

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

It's crazy how context can make a 0 - 0 tie absolutely hold-your-breath thrilling.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I'll never blame dudes for missing foul shots with the season on the line, I can't even imagine what the mechanics of taking those shots with all that pressure on you is like. But man, these teams are having a foul shot mid-off.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I don't know if I've ever seen anything quite like this Knicks run. They shrug off getting their asses kicked better than any basketball team I can remember. I don't know if it's confidence because they haven't been here before. It might be something more like humility.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The World Cup on my 4K OLED TV is so sharp and richly vivid that it makes me want to fire whoever decides to slap a Gears of War color filter onto comic book movies into the sun.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I'm kind of amused that we got soccer in an NFL stadium right now and UFL in a soccer stadium right now.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

We buried some goals with the kind of looks that, in the past, we'd rocket blast the ball at 30,000 mph over the goal and out into orbit.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The Sporps App is doing really fantastic Sporps right now. Keep it up, everybody.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Look. I don't care about this show, I'm not a Scooby Doo superfan. But I'm seeing a lot of confusion and some smug, confident dunks that this is CLEARLY NOT SCOOBY DOO that seem to not understand it's clearly a puppy? The show is called "Scooby Doo: Origins"? Google image search "Great Dane puppy."

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favorite sci-fi franchise.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

My BlueSky feed is apparently optimized to have given me daily coverage of the countdown to Keith David's Walk of Fame Star every day this week, and now clips of the event today. I must be doing something right.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Did I stick an arm out to see how much it hurts to get whacked by tree-shearing hail? Oh you know I did.

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Matt Eddy @matteddy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I'm not a comics super fan enough for whatever this news is to really land with me but holy shit what a perfect preview image to pick. Excuse me, Mr. Fantastic, but you absolutely can't be doing that.

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