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Matt Dynamic

@mattdynamic.bsky.social
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A small rat. He/him. Like metal, punk, hip-hop, electronic music, animation, comics, video games, action & horror movies, NFL, pro wrestling, Adult Swim and anti-fascism

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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Folks you're not gonna believe this, but Shotgun River dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
Shotgun River, the band from obscure web cartoon "Mike and Melissa"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Man say slur. F U N N Y
The scene from the end of the simpsons treehouse of horror III where the family watches a man fall down (it is funny)
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
the dream is dead
Screencap of Movieposters.com. In the search bar, I have put in the title of the iconic movie "Money Plane." Tragically, the website informs us that there are no results for Money Plane
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You play Ultra Cop once thinking you're getting a Freedom Fighters/Future Cop LAPD thing, find out "oh, it has anti-semitism" and then Steam thinks this is what you want to play.
Steam recommendation queue for a game titled "Goyslop" depicting Jesus, Hitler and a couple other people I can't identify. 

Description reads: "Goyslop is a satiric Nazi Souls-like game, filled with the biggest conspiracy theories about Jews. Fight your way through bosses and make Hitler the ultimate victor."
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hey Nance. I think I figured out how you lost the endorsement
Tweet from two hours ago by Nancy Mace stating " we want the death penalty for anyone who rapes a child"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you would consult the chart
Picture depicting a red gear and blue ratchet.

"The Ratchet Effect

How you are being duped by the fake two-party system


Republicans turn everything to the right.


Democrats block movement back to the left"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
New time measurement unit dropped. 56 days or 1 Hot Hot Heat reunion.
Following an eight-year hiatus, Hot Hot Heat reunited at the end of 2023, with the release of their comeback single, "Shock Me" on December 1, 2023.[4] However, the reunion would be extremely short-lived following an announcement by the group on January 26, 2024, stating all intentions to release new material and subsequent live performances were effectively cancelled.
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
say no more
The POW-MIA flag with text replaced by the Arabic text of the ISIS flag
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The single most cursed official 3D render of Garfield I have ever seen
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The single most cursed official 3D render of Garfield I have ever seen
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
James Taylor and J.D. Souther - Her Town Too STEAMPUNK JIM IS BACK
James Taylor album cover
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Rick Springfield - Jessie's Girl Got another cover art for you. I was only familiar with this song from the radio so I had never seen the album art. Put this in the Louvre. It is some sort of proto-shitpost and I love it
The cover art for Rick Springfield's 1981 album Working Class Dog
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
James Taylor - Stand Up and Fight Oh lord the cover art for the album. Given the title, it's probably supposed to be like working clothes, but all I can think is "the guy who got invited to the steampunk convention at the last minute"
Cover to James Taylor's "Dad Loves his Work" album
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Who - You Better You Bet I just started listening to it but what is with this cover? I saw it out in the corner of my eye, and I thought it was Roger Daltrey throwing an intestine at me
Single cover, for The Who's You Better You Bet
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
>Ravens make big trade for recently injured player > look inside > player is injured
A cat is looking inside something
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My9games Chart
-Strider
-Nethack
-God Hand
-Team Fortress 2
-Mischief Makers
-Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
-Doom II
-Soulcalibur 3
-Gunhed/Blazing Lasers
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Cleatus, a football robot made entirely with CG, being interviewed by fox sideline reporter allison williams
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Youtube algo finally pulled a winner
Youtube thumbnail depicting a football player mech. Title: "The History of Cleatus the Football Robot | NFL Films Presents"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
"Okay, but if the only way to disable the bomb was to say the n word can I still not say it?"
Jason Schreier posts: "As the backlash  togenerative AI in video games continues to pick up steam heading into 2026, it'll be fascinating to see what is considered "made with generative AI." Can a dev team say they're not using AI if they're writing design docs, or if Copilot or using ChatGPT to make schedules and budgets?"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I think this guy's agent needs to be fired out of a cannon.
Youtube thumbnail from "Nerdrotic Daily" featuring Zachary Levi and the word "based"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Manga man ( i think he might be from kagura bachi) is crying in a sea of flames. "It's over," he says while a smiley face laughs at him. Non diegetic text reads " if you laugh you go to hell"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
>calls their game punk > it uses AI
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
How does this image make you feel
Neko-Arc from Tsukihime/Melty Blood smonking a fat doob
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Chat is this real
A purported (not real) tweet from the GOP, which reads "Rest in power to the homie.Ian watkins, we're going to carry on your legacy"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
How white supremacists who would get killed 1.29 seconds into a real civil war talk about civil war
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Some artists aren't appreciated in their time
A nerdy white man in a Sonic the Hedgehog T-shirt, leather jacket, glasses, blue jeans and a fedora stands in front of a white door. To his left, the text reads "In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Someone posted this and felt no deep sense of shame
A meme depicting a deformed crying Pepe-like character in front of a Cracker Barrel. A quote is centered, reading:


" GOOD THINGS ARE EASILY DESTROYED, BUT NOT EASILY CREATED" - SIR ROGER SCRUTON



This version has been vandalized with a red x to show disapproval of the meme and to prevent it from being copied and shared in earnest
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I have seen the Cosmic Invasion discourse
A smug man with a "thinking cap" points his thumb towards the Marvel comics character Beta Ray Bill (correctly labeled as the "literal coolest thing ever") and declares "This fucking sucks actually"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
A zoomed version of the third image posted by OP, focusing on the tagline of the FarmersOnly ad in the lower-left corner. The tagline reads "city folks just don't get it"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
These video game piracy websites are amateurs. If they didn't want the Trump FBI to go after them, they should've just been pedophiles.
Tweet from the FBI: "Today, we’re announcing the seizure and dismantlement of several illicit video game marketplaces. From February to May of this year, there were approximately 3.2 million illicit downloads, and these downloads caused an estimated loss of $170 million"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Me when Zohran Mamdani loses the pedophile demo
A forlorn Donkey Kong
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
An incredible crossover event is happening
Famous japanese mascot Chiitan likes my post recommending the incredibly violent and also incredibly sexual FPS The Citadel
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Yeah, I got a few
The north american box art for the sega mega drive version of pac man 2: the new adventuresThe north american box art for the super nintendo game unholy night: the darkness hunterThe north american poster for the arcade game blood warrior The steam cover art for the PC game inescapable
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
"It's been long enough. ANOTHER MORTAL KOMBAT REBOOT."
Ryan Stiles
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Unironically me
On the top, A "soyjak" looks sternly at a field with the phrase "mudding" written over top.

On the bottom, the soyjak now has a grotesque gaping maw of joy, his atrophied hands raised in excitement, looking at an identical field at the top, this time with the phrase "mudding, China" written over top
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Yo @humblebundle.com why da fuck is a nazi game here?
From an IsThereAnyDeal reminder email, a Humble Bundle bundle known as Stomp & Chomp. Multiple dinosaur games are here. The Nazi game alluded to in the post is the bottom game of the $9.00 tier, I Wani Hug That Gator
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
What a deal! Thanks ITAD!
IsThereAnyDeal notification informs me that VRG is 0% off.
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Huh
Shaquille O'Neal picture I saved when explaining to someone how Smashing Pumpkins got into Lost Highway (the instrumental for "Eye" was produced for a Shaq rap album)
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The dev of the Intravenous games seems to like palling around with harrassers. You do with this info as you will. Personally, makes me regret buying the first game and happy I skipped the second.
"Spy," the developer of Intravenous, says the following to disgraced YouTuber and serial harasser Jeff Tarzia, alias, SmashJT

"Jeff, thanks so much for featuring & streaming the game, it means a lot, and frankly i didn't expect this at all, as most of the time i reach out to influencers all i get is radio silence, haha

you stay smashing, and thank you for the feature once more!"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Update: we finally found a dev that likes Craig's Scamathon. Use this info as you will. Personally, it makes me kinda not want to play any of their games!
Lilymo Games writes on Twitter: "Thank you for including a trailer for Tri Breaker in the show" in response to Stuttering Craig's tweet linking to his ethically dubious "Real Game Awards" show
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Oh
Screenshot of the UI from the original Fallout. Repeated over and over again is the phrase "you fail to learn anything"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's THAT time again
Peter Griffin from Disney-owned propery Family Guy sits in a comfy chair, remote in hand. He exclaims "Aw, Sweet! Obeying in Advance"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Maple Grove, Minnesota, apparently
Before joining UnitedHealth Group, Thompson worked as a certified public accountant at accounting firm PwC, according to his biography on networking site LinkedIn. Thompson graduated from the University of Iowa in 1997 with a bachelor's degree in business administration and most recently resided in Maple Grove, Minnesota.
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. Hey. Remember the time that they tried to give a film directing the American Idol treatment?
Poster for the television series On the Lot
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It's that time again
Peter Griffin from Family Guy sits in a comfy chair, remote in hand. He exclaims "Aw, Sweet! Obeying in Advance"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Peter Griffin from Disney-owned propery Family Guy sits in a comfy chair, remote in hand. He exclaims "Aw, Sweet! Obeying in Advance"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Get to know my favorite movies


For every like, I will post one movie I love 🤍
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Mother Jones sent an email for an offer for a free ebook about leaving the US and something about it rubbed me the wrong way, specifically this paragraph below. We're talking expatriating from an authoritarian regime like it's a luxurious vacation getaway
"So take heart. Beyond our borders today you'll find all sorts of escapes where politics stays in the background and the joys of good food, friendly neighbors, and welcome distractions means you can really enjoy life. Find out more about these gems, here"
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Game 11: Virtua Cop I could put quite a few light gun games on the list, but Virtua Cop is my personal favorite. Wish more games told you when to expect the enemy to fire
The Japanese arcade flyer for Virtua Cop
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Matt Dynamic @mattdynamic.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Game 10: Blazing Lazers/Gunhed Never been very good at shmups, but I always liked them. Blazing Lazers strikes a happy balance of being fun and a game I can actually get pretty far in on one credit.
The Japanese boxart for Blazing Lazers (known in Japan as Gunhed)
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