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Matt Dube

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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Man down.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm beginning to get that December of 2020 feeling that I'm going to get Cyclospora poisoning because we all are. I hate it here.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I need someone to explain to me that this Chinese AI agent Kimi K. Isn't meant to conjure our very own Kim K.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
One thing you can do to feel better about your sense of direction is to partner with someone whose wayfinding skills are weaker than your own.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Congratulations to Rick Veitch et al for Swamp Thing 89. You all stuck the dismount.
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Back Flip Simone Biles
ALT: Back Flip Simone Biles
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Turn and Work (Hugh) @turnandwork.com · 24/07/2026
The shortlist is up, with nine stories from all over. Read flash fiction by: Matthew Dube @mattdube.bsky.social and Bibi Hamblin @b-hamblin.bsky.social in @turnandwork.com Noreen Graf in @mrbullbull.bsky.social Linda M. Bayley @lmbayley.bsky.social in @stanchion.bsky.social (1/2)
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The Shortlist for July 23, 2026 - Turn and Work
Fiction from Matthew Dube, Bibi Hamblin, Abigail Kemske, Clint Hannah-Lopez, Noreen Graf, Madison Ellingsworth, Amanda Helms, and Linda M. Bayley.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tonight, I got to hear the guy who taught creative writing at my school before me, and I thought, it this what I sound like? That is probably what I sound like.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There really aren't enough characters in this app to document the everyday terrorism perpetrated by the lawn guys in my neighborhood.
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Turn and Work (Hugh) @turnandwork.com · 16/07/2026
NEW FLASH FICTION: The Narrator by @mattdube.bsky.social Mack is on an involuntary 'leave of absence', and figuring out how all this happened isn't easy. READ IT HERE:
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The Narrator - Turn and Work
Losing your job is tough. Telling yourself the truth is harder.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm very excited my story The Narrator found such good company at Turn & Work: www.turnandwork.com/guest-post/t...
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I did not think there was a chance I'd hear Icicle Works twice in one day. Now do the dBs, please.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
From C.D. Rose's We Live Here Now. If only someone in the WH read contemporary fictiom.
Text reads: It was once said there were 'five keys to lock the world,' and these were the Britsh-controlled waters around Singapore, the Cape of Good Hope, Alexandria, Gibraltar, and Dover. Now there are still five keys, but they are Malacca, Yokosuka, Hormuz, Suez, and Panama.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just wanted to say to oldjoeollmann.bsky.social how much I enjoyed his collection of short stories in comics, The Woodchipper. Excellent, deeply humane work.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Here at the jazz jam, the vibe is "Give the drummer sone (adderal)."
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Trump is negotiating with himself and losing.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Don't let the Ozark Laser train its beam on yiu.
A big yellow construction vehicle, conspicuously labeled 'Ozark Laser.'
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not the best omen.
A motorized cart, the kind you see at the grocery store with a wire basket on the front, turned on its side in the creek under the overpass.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nature abhors a bag worm.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm choosing the believe there's a former R'n'B star turned political named The Weeknight who is quoted in this story.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I saw my first turtle of the year today.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sharing the "rumor" that the Trump admin is floating the idea of taking Kharh Island instead of forcing ships through the Strait of Hormuz because they couldn't get a piece of streaming revenue for Battleship (2012).
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If I could program a reaction video, it'd be Chris Brown watching Robert Glasper's performance on Austin City Limits.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Now that Tom Homan says ICE is deploying to replace TSA on Monday, has anyone asked if TSA will be paid on days they are displaced by ICE? I mean, after the shutdown when they get backpay? Or are ICE basically scabs in this scenario?
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My wife's essay on Nirvana's strange little nugget "Sappy" is up against Ani DiFranco's "You Had Time." One in a laundry room, the other in a fish tank, or maybe a Baskin-Robbins. You know what to do: marchxness.com#/sweet16-nir...
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March Sadness 90s Edition
A yearly March Madness-style tournament of essays about songs we love (and occasionally loathe)
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Jennifer Gravley @jygravley.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This one’s gonna be tough. I don’t know if Nirvana can beat Ani DiFranco, so I wrote this little song about “You Had Time” in the style of “Sappy.” Enjoy, @marchxness.bsky.social fans, and vote your sad little hearts out. marchxness.com#/sweet16-nir...
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My wife's essay on Nirvana's "Sappy" needs your vote, and she still doesn't care about how I heard at a party maybe a week before "Smells Like Teen Spirit" made waves on the radio. Vote here to show you also don't give a shit: marchxness.com#/2ndround-mi... @marchxness.bsky.social
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March Xmas 2026 @marchxness.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
As the Round 2 Day 2 games come down to the final 90' we are tipping off Round 2 Day 3 games at marchxness.com. We got (6) Billie Myers vs (3) Counting Crows, (11) Kate Bush vs (14) Tom Waits, (2) Cranberries vs (7) Hootie, and (16) Mineral vs (8) Nirvana. Read, listen, vote by Sat 9am AZ time.
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This Mineral song is very sad! But any given Nirvana song is the saddest song in the room, I don't make the rules. marchxness.com/2ndround-min...
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3/13, 2nd Round: (16) Mineral vs (8) Nirvana — March Sadness 90s Edition
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Jennifer Gravley @jygravley.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It’s librarian vs librarian today. Vote “Sappy” in @marchxness.bsky.social and you will be happy! marchxness.com#/2ndround-mi...
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My wife wrote a whole dang essay about Nirvana's 'Sappy' and ignored pretty much all my suggestions about what she should say! Celebrate her independence and vote her essay through to the next round: marchxness.com#/1stround-ni... @marchxness.bsky.social
marchxness.com
March Sadness 90s Edition
A yearly March Madness-style tournament of essays about songs we love (and occasionally loathe)
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Jennifer Gravley @jygravley.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Vote “Sappy” by #nirvana in @marchxness.bsky.social by 9 am Pacific time. #ifyouvoteforme #thenyoullthinkyourehappy
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Making Lauren Hill part of the In Memorium selection is a lay up, she's got so much experience being late.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The test results are back and the good news is that the white stuff growing in the jar of pasta sauce was identified as penicillin.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I so did not expect to hear Dead Kennedy's Holiday in Cambodia in the Spongebob movie that I at first thought it was Bela Lugosi's Dead, which somehow would have been less surprising and subversive.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Sometimes you throw the bagel in the toaster for another go and the toaster gives it right back, like this is just the right level of toast for today. Breathe.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It feels like I woke up in Bizarro World this xmas. Isn't it, like, the law that decaf has a green color accent?
Two packages of single-cup hotel coffee on a tile floor. One package, with green trim, is labeled "regular." The other, with a darker red, is labeled "decaf."
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
OMG I was just standing in front of the mirror enjoying a song and found myself doing what was unmistakably the Trump dance!
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
One weird fact about the KC Inn: the TV in the lobby only plays episodes of The Goldbergs.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
If you came here looking for more Worcester content, god help you. But also I have an unpublished short manuscript of weird Worcester fictions, and some parts of that have been published online. If you're interested, DM me and I'll send you links.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I'd read 5000 words on the continued presence of reggae (to be far, almost exclusively Bob Marley) in alternative rock radio from the 80s to today. Is it the ska of it all?
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
What if I told you RFK is going to make single-serve cups of cream cheese smaller? Where is your god now?
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Everything you're talking about is really interesting, but what I want to know is what does Patterson Hood think about this Buford Pusser news...
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Everything you've heard about Godzilla's Monsterpiece Theater's greatness is true. But let me say here that the color work is amazing, like what Gary Panter would have used on Jimbo if he decided it needed color.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My dude, the only thing mellow about you is your mushroom.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My dude, the only thing open about you is your carwash.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I think Timothy Olyphant knows he looks like a puppet from Thunderbirds and his performance is a way of asking for help.
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Hamnah ✨ // Lilith 😈 @lilithttrpg.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I wish all transphobes, including JKR, a very fix your hearts or die. Reinstate Jessie Gender, @bsky.app.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
You might not believe it, but reports indicate the McDonalds in Caseyville is the most magical place on earth. Allegedly.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Just to add my little voice to the chorus: Newsom can miss me with that. He's said too much already, esp about trans rights, for me to support him.
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Matt Dube @mattdube.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The amount of effort and $$$ that went into making the Gohr dialect in Andor season 2 Saya so much. when you know what it says, would you tell me?
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