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mattdawhit

@mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy
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Retro car loving vegetarian neo-hippy. Once got caught in the circle game by Judge Jules; never knowingly underthinking 🌉 bridged from mastodon.iow.social/@mattdawhit on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy

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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/11/2026
Past Matthew gets me every year with this. Happy #WyclefDay
screenshot of a calendar appointment on the 1st November saying Wyclef Jean is back
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026
Anyone up for a bike ride on Friday? #IsleOfWight
a poster for Newport isle of wight, last Friday of the month - next ride friday 30th October. meet St James' square (outside Wadhams) 1800 for 1815
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026
Too late for #CrispSandwichDay but I've been hankering after this since being inspired by it. Black pudding & English mustard flavour and ketchup on Grace's bakery granary
a crisp sandwich with 2 bites taken out of it against a large crisp packet. the packet says Fiddler's Lancashire Crisps and names the flavour as Black Pudding & English mustard
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Chillies and tomatoes still ripening at the end of October #ClimateDiary
a clear plastic pot full of mostly green chillies but wifh some yellow orange and red
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Disc y/n
a white sticker on a paper bag that reads FOR MATT
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
I'm not the first, i won't be the last, but I hear "TGV inoui" as "TGV ennui" every time i hear or read it (and am currently feeling it too)
a screen on a TGV INOUI train with logo top left. the screen is not showing the view out of the front but is lying about a 2 hour delay that is probably going to be closer to 3 hours on train 9708 going to Montpellier, Nimes, Valence and Paris not for 16:12 but 18:12. maybe.
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Counterfeit King Arthur's court kettle
a white kettle branded Comelet
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Bluesky seems to have melted a bit #CrossToasting
a white toaster branded Bluesky. the section round the toast holes looks nibbled and is melted in places
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I was told the other day that the Madrid metro runs on the wrong side of the tracks to all other European metro systems - because the original construction was supported by British engineers who drove on the wrong side
a Madrid metro car coming into a brightly lit station
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
When is a pedestrianised high street not? Every time I head down Cowes pedestrianised high street I see someone in a motor vehicle. How does this happen every day?
a historic narrow high street with bunting. looking down the street we see plenty of people and one dog, with a large grey hightop  van taking up 80% of the street
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
What to do when life gives you melons?
a black crate containing 9 small melons and a punnet full of tiny cucumelons
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
The second Bristol Disaster Relief Trials is tomorrow - I'm going along and am feeling scared, under prepared and also looking forward to it drtbristol.co.uk Here's a pic of me feeling scared, under prepared and loving it last year
selfie of me in a green hi-vis t-shirt, helmet and sunglasses at the top of a hill in Bristol 

in the background there are cargo bikes, sand bags and volunteers including one with a React Disaster Relief t-shirt
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
I've been seeing these again this month, looks like its a thing #IsleOfWight #CriticalMass
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
I'm not actually anywhere near Sandwich
a blue street name sign that in white letters says Bread And Meat Close and has a dead end symbol
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Biblically accurate train platform
a train platform with rail just visible. the edge of the platform is a light grey with yellow line, then dark grey concrete with manually added tactile pavement with many circles that look like yellow eyes with black pupils
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
We somehow grew nectarines
5 nectarines that look like... actual proper fruit
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
Become ungovernable?
a black front loading cargo bike with green bag parked on some very dead looking grass, behind a red sign saying no parking of vehicles on grassed areas allowed
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Anyone have any idea why the chain might be slipping? #CargoBike #bikeTooter
close up of a bike wheel cog. the teeth are barely recognisablw worn down to tiny stumpsthe odometer from the same bike showing 21353 miles
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Nice ride home tonight #CargoBike #IsleOfWight
a green front loading cargo bike with white box and keert logos, parked on a quay next to a river, with an old brick warehouse visible opposite. the sky is very blue with occasional fluffy clouds
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
Another evening waiting for the #flobri #CargoBike #IsleOfWight
a black omnium front loading cargo bike with a large green bag on the load bed.

in the background is the river medina and the cowes floating bridge disappearing over the other side.

the sky is blue and a little hazy
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
#IsleOfWight folks, anyone seen this anywhere else? I'm going to go along, see you there?
a black and white poster: critical mass social ride
Newport - Isle of Wight
Last Friday of the month
next ride 31st July
meet St James' square (outside Wadhams) 18:00 for 18:15
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
I'm not gay but it might be just a phase Did my part as an ally for #IWPride today and brought along a solar powered sound system #IsleOfWight #cargobike
a black front loading cargo bike with large box containing speakers, also with a pride progress flag on the back, parked proudly with a large church in the background
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
Wise words indeed
a greenish grey statue of Winston Churchill sat down. a sign behind the statue says please do not climb on Winston Churchill
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
Probably only #IsleOfWight folks can tell whats wrong with this photo
the deck of the Cowes floating bridge. there are a bunch of cars facing the same way as the camera, and one facing the other way.

just behind the car facing the camera is a black screened off area with warning cones
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
I booked myself to do too many things today but i had a lot of fun on the biosphere family bike ride, and a lot of fun at the Mardi Gras. I probably would have enjoyed both even more if I didn't have to rush from Shanklin to Ryde to do both, and if i […] [Original post on mastodon.iow.social]
lots of people riding a variety of bikes along a revetment with cliffs on one aide and the sea on the other. it is very sunny and there is sand everywherea front loading cargo bike covered by a 5m long orange and turquoise ballan wrasse sculpture. a rider is just about visible inside the fish
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
I know I'm not the only one to have this thought but... Every time I read "females" when its used in place of "women" I hear Quark
Quark the ferengi, a Star Trek character with pronounced forehead, very large ears and small sharp teeth
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Homer Simpson cosplay 4/10
a person in orange hi-vis is leaning forwards into a hedge over a wall
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
Yay! It feels like it comes around faster every year - its the most exciting post day of the year! #BinChat #Binformation
close up of leaflet - Isle of Wight Council Recycling and Waste Service Guide 2026/27
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
I think our washing line cooked yesterday (was white, its not dye) #ClimateDiary
a white washing line that transitions to burgundy red against a clear blue skyclose up showing a white stripe - i think where the clothes peg was
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Did build, am broken #IsleOfWightFestival
my wrist with 2 wristbands - a purple fabric staff wristband and a candy stripe pink & white Crew H&S Build/Break tyvek wristband
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
At todays @repaircafeiow we were delighted by this camera - which happens to be a very similar model to the one our volunteer repairers bought and rebuilt earlier this week. Serendipity?
a vintage black camera with case open and innards on display, on a white tabletop being manipulated by a repairer
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
My little brother is very talented And competent at picking forgotten images of our childhood and hitting me with them unexpectedly
watercolour rendition of the intro to a game deliberately left out as an exercise for the reader to work out.

the background is a road arrow straight across a sun-baked flat ochre landscape with the suggestion of hills in the distance, all under a vivid light blue sky. 2 cars race either side of the road towards the horizon.

over the top is a comic book style dialogue between a blond haired and moustachioed white chap and afro wearing black man, with the following called out in boxes

-hey Stampede... how about a poem

looking out the window of your room onto a wet rainy day

main street under a slate grey afternoon sky

the light on your face is soft and din under the lace curtain

and the streets are empty 

in the distance there is a _flash_ and a *rumble*

clouds

sail the sky like giant wooden ships on a blackened evergreen sea

capped with foam
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/06/2026
That logo...
shopfront of Isle of Wight massage & therapies.

the logo is a circle with the shape of the isle of wight in the centre and hands either side, harking back to a viral image from the olden days of the internet
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
to amuse emus on warm summer nights Kiwis do wiwis from spectacular heights - Roger McGough
close up of a red/pink Voi scooter with number plate EMUZ
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
Hotel room view
a big pile of sand with a warning wand, another big pile of soil, then some trees and a sunbeam
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
Anyone require any lavatorial actuators?
a shopfront in grey. written in italic script above the windows Svend A. Larsen and Boghandel
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
I'm in Aarhus. Many folks in the city are celebrating AGK's championship win. There appears to have been *shenanigans* with the fountain next to the city hall. I've never seen Danes so out of control
fountain obscured by small mountain of foam
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026
Didn't they have a hit with "Turn Around" in 1999?
a display in a supermarket titled cheese and fats. below is a selection of cheeses
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026
At @repaircafeiow today I'm also accidentally representing @cargobikefest.bsky.social
shot of my t-shirt with my repair cafe badge immediately above the cargo bike festival logo. in the background you can see volunteer repairers working
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026
Stay leaves
screenshot of election results:
2:41pm 08/05/26
Parkhurst and Hunnyhill
andrew garrat (lib dems) has retained his Parkhurst and Hunnyhill ward, in a 50:50 battle with Alan Stay of Reform UK
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
Yesterday I treated my (2014) laptop to a new battery and didn't break anything new
the bottom of an orange laptop with a whole lot of stickers and all the screws removed. a new battery is being awkwardly held over it
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
Good morning Isle of Wight and happy voting day #IsleOfWight
outside a yellow brick building, a black and white sign saying polling station and way ina poster that is not affiliated with any political party

7th May is voting day
your vote counts.
make sure you make an informed choice in which candidates in your ward will best represent your views.
checklist 
does your choice of councillor...
know the top 3 challenges facing people who live and work in your area?
know the top 3 priorities for the isle of wight? have a good reason to want to serve your ward and community?

remember it is about local, isle of wight decisions.
views of central government (Westminster) are not a good indicator of who is best to represent your town or village here on the island

don't forget to vote

note: photo id is now required to vote in person at a polling station
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026
Needed to go shopping for fruit & veg and fence paint & brushes. Traffic chaos with Fairlee Road closed to motor vehicles had zero impact #CargoBike #IsleOfWight #SunniestPlaceInBritain #BikeTooter
a black omnium front loading cargo bike with a very full looking blue transparent box and orange bag on the load bed. It is parked harbourside next to a river with a flock of seagulls and boats moored up.

a seagull is flying through a very blue sky with no clouds visible
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
New business idea: Super Marian Kart #FreeIdea
picture from kids tv show Maid Marian and her merry men
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
Poster: we are at war! 
Do not cause more problems by not washing your hands before eating
thank you!
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/03/2026
Made this circus for my partner's birthday so she knows where her monkeys are
3 lego monkeys in a beige Lego ring with red and yellow sections. the one closest to the camera looks like they're trying to grab it
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
The infantile language just makes the lack of loading even more frustrating
screenshot of mobile loading screen for Microsoft Teams
it is purple with a spinning wheel, below which reads Hang Tight! we're opening Microsoft Teams
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026
Ooh lah lah
cropped closeup of a letter with french postmark addressed to Monsieur Matthieu
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2026
😬
close up of a sticker on a wooden coat hanger. it has a barcode and says Wood Shaped Coathanger
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mattdawhit @mattdawhit.mastodon.iow.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/03/2026
Happy Moth Day #flobri
side view of bike handlebars. bike is on the cowes floating bridge. theres a car next to it, but in the background, on the top of the floating bridge next to the lifecraft is a sign saying Kenneth the Cow. Kenneth is a blow up cow dressed as a mum with some flowers and has a sign below that flaps in the wind but appears to wish you a Happy Moth day
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