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Matt Czap

@mattczap.bsky.social
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(He/him) 🐳 Comics ✏️Illustration 💀Animation 📂 MattCzap.com 🅿 patreon.com/mattczap

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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A four panel color comic about a little creature man who finds a magic orb
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
four panel color comic about a cat who is an office boss
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A four panel color comic about fish
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
patreon comic from last year about the heat
eight panel comic about getting a message from your power provider
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
4 panel comic about someone adopting a dog
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
1. A child orc with a glowing demon skull shows it to their father. 
2. The father warns them about listening to strangers
3. Later, the father is sitting in the dark illuminated by a green glow
4. He is staring at the glowing demon skull
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
1. Person in front of a Data Center "The data center creates jobs!"
2. "I love my job at the data center"
3. They jump into a huge machine
4. They are shredded to blood and binary bits
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
4 panel comic featuring two buff dudes moving boxes
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
comic where one character is going to kick the other one in the balls.
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
me birthday
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
One day you will inherit this world
But not before I make sure that every aspect of life is an absolute nightmare
And block any attempt to make it better
So what's this I hear about you not wanting to have children?
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Happy Birthday to the incredible @charmgardens.com an amazing person and fantastic artist and sibling, follow them!
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
1. Person on a big wheel bus "Either get on board or get left behind!"
2. other person who can see ahead "Ehhh...I'll pass"
3. Monster Bus goes over a cliff
4. Monster bus engulfed in flames while other person watches
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hmmm... It seems to have deleted itself
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I asked Claude...
Claude Tanner from Degrassi High
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
1. person in the shower is cold
2-3. they nudge the temperature slightly
4. the water is too hot and they are now a skeleton
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
1. Isaac Newton sits under an apple tree
2. He is hit by a falling apple
3. Newton has an idea!
4. He has made a drawing of a sexy apple with big breasts
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
1. Tech Bro Boss enters with a magic eight ball
2. He asks if he should fire his entire team and if he's a good boss
3. The ball says yes
4. The boss fires his team because a toy told him to
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Last weekend I invested in the temperature when it was at 11°. It's 43° right now and I just sold it all. That's a 4x return, not bad!
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
1. dog sees a magazine in the woods
2. It's a smutty magazine
3. He opens the centerfold and is excited
4. It's a picture of a human leg
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
1. Two guys greet each other 
"What is up dude?"
Not Much, just chillin' like Krillin"
2. "How about you?"
"I'm foie gras like Yamcha"
3. (First guy is confused)
4. (Second guy is now lying dead in a crater a la Yamcha from Dragonball Z)
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hate that it might come to this, but "I don't think so, bucko" could be in the near future
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Ben Passmore PCX table 29 @benpassmore.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Bringing The War Home
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
1. grandma and grandpa are sitting in rocking chairs, their grandchild asks them a question "Grandma and Grandpa, how did you meet?"
2. Grandma " Well, he followed me on all my social, liked and replied to every post I made"
3. Grandpa "Gorgeous, Beautiful, and ❤❤❤"
4. "Until she finally fell in love and agreed to marry me!!" it's revealed that this is all a fantasy
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Cathy G. Johnson🏴 @cathygjohn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Here I am outside the hockey venue with my sign, security stopping me, and security taking my sign away. #pwhl was contacted and sent a photo of the sign @minnesotafrost.com @thepwhl.com
Person holding sign outside of hockey arena that says "THIS IS THE ONLY ICE WE WANT IN MINNESOTA"Person holding sign being stopped by two security managersSecurity guy in the distance holding my sign
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
1. A pedantic man observes a group of people in public who are all on their phones. He thinks it's sad
2. One of the people acknowledges the man
3. They are all carrying him
4. They throw him in the dumpster.
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
1. Person in front of an empty grave
2. Coffin inside the grave
3. Person is inside the coffin inside the grave
4. Person is in the grave which has been covered up.
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Believe.
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
1. Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas in the forest with doors to other holidays
2. he opens the door to Thanksgiving world
3. Two people are arguing over dinner
4. Jack sitting outside the house reconsiders his life choices
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
1. A Huntress readies to shoot an arrow
2. The moon goddess hears her prayer
3. An arrow flies through the air
4. A greedy entertainment CEO gets shot up the but with an arrow
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I'm supposed to be scared of ghosts? They're on spectator mode, I'm jealous!
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The body: I'm keeping the score The mind: YOU DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSIN' RAT, WE AGREED 50/50 SPLIT!!
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
4 panel comic
Panel 1 
A: I've been feeling sad
B: The moon must be in phase.
Panel 2
A: Which phase?
B: Let me check
Panel 3
(The moon has an emo haircut)
Panel 4 
B: Emo
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Karen Czap @charmgardens.com · 22/10/2025
Tag me if you get a copy, please 🥹
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A person sits in front of a delicious burger meal. They ask to take it "to go". They put the burger in a blender and reconstitute the meal and claim they are they are a real chef.
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Four panel comic of a doctor and a patient
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Ready to roll at the @smallpressexpo.bsky.social table w84a!! 11-7 today, noon - 5 Sunday!
Table W84A at small press expo
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I will be at @smallpressexpo.bsky.social this weekend, table W84A with comics and stickers. Come say hi, I will say hi back!
Several copies of a book of comics, a smaller mini comic and several pokémon themed stickers
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
1. A man is driving in his car
2. The car is hit by a large truck
3. The man is on his phone as he lay bleeding to death, sending one last message.
4. It is a Linkedin post. "Vroom....Skrrrt...Crash! That's the sound of my fatal car accident. But nothin is deadlier than not having the right AI prompts..."
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Karen Czap @charmgardens.com · 04/09/2025
Hi bluesky friends - here's my monthly patreon blast where I talk about what lies ahead. This edition features instructions for Ignatz voting, preordering Monsters in Love #4, bonus episodes of The Cages, and more news about town! Give it a read – I love you www.patreon.com/posts/bricks...
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Bricks For Datura - 09/04/25 | Charm Gardens
Get more from Charm Gardens on Patreon
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
It'll also be at small press expo next weekend for anyone who would rather wait and not pay shipping
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
For anyone who enjoys my comics you might like to know that my book is now available to order! mattczap.bigcartel.com/product/dumb...
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Dumb as Hell
This book is DUMB AS HELL, a collection of comics by cartoonist Matt Czap. You've seen them on the INTERNET, now see them in REAL LIFE....
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Radiator Comics @radiatorcomics.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Less than 2 weeks until @smallpressexpo.bsky.social! We're excited to see nearly 50 cartoonists and small presses whose comics we distribute! Here's a map instructing you how to enjoy SPX if you want to pretend you're walking through the Radiator Comics website...that's a thing, right?
Floor plan for the Small Press Expo showing the locations of all the exhibitors whose comics are distributed through Radiator comics...please don't be mad if we missed someone!
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
1. Let me give you a reading 
Okay
2.(The death card is drawn) 
Oh no I'm going to die? Not necessarily. Death reverse can mean transformation, inner purging 
3. (The butt card is shown)
4. You're going to shit yourself real bad
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
1. Are you a pigeon? You might be if any of the following are true:
2. You love yourists
3. Were/are an ugly baby
4. Eat Barf "Just splendid"
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Matt Czap @mattczap.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Just met someone who said they went to Bard. Yeah, ok buddy, and I went to Wizard 🙄
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