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Matt B

@mattblades.bsky.social
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Birds, painting, aviation, brooklyn, movies, manchmal auf deutsch. Eyes too big for my stomach

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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do not understand how anyone can listen to Susan Collins speak, actually say the things she says, and then still claim, without sarcasm, that she is their choice to represent them and their state.
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is amazing
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does she look like young Tom Cruise in this photo?
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was never for diesel kids. I just knew that it would turn out worse than everyone else thought.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 24/09/2026
Court orders aren’t something you “defy,” they’re something you violate
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everyone's making a big deal about that video of Mitch McConnell, but he was as responsive to questions from the press as Mike Johnson is.
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If this doesn't get her a BOFA award, nothing will.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
From Boston…
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Looks like they put a coat and tie on a Tardigrade!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Statements that taxpayers will flee their home states, their houses, friends, schools, places of worship are like predictions that people will stop driving their car because traffic gets worse. People don't even leave their jobs after they get screwed over by management for the umpteenth time.
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When is the DOJ announcing an investigation into the pool lining installer?
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wouldn't it be refreshing if just once this kind of story would come out in the mainstream press as an extraordinary abuse by the DOJ, and acknowledge what a tremendous waste of time and money these bullshit charges are, for the victims specifically, and the public at large!
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Rare case of accountability for the man who decided to give his disturbed teenager a weapon designed to create mass casualties. The guns are the problem. But so is this guy. 🎁 Gift article
nytimes.com
Colin Gray, Father of Teenage Shooter in Georgia, Sentenced to 15 Years in Prison (Gift Article)
Prosecutors argued that Colin Gray bore responsibility for the 2024 shooting because he had given his son a gun and failed to act as the teen’s mental health deteriorated.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I guess I just don't understand pop culture anymore
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Zero Mostel in the film "The Producers." A large, intimidating man, with bulging eyes and thinning hair, wearing a red velvet jacket. 

The quote is, "You mean 'oops,' don't you? Just say 'oops' and get out!
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Zero Mostel in the film "The Producers." A large, intimidating man, with bulging eyes and thinning hair, wearing a red velvet jacket. 

The quote is, "You mean 'oops,' don't you? Just say 'oops' and get out!
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just saw her solo last night and wow it was good!
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Saw Delanie last night at the MV Playhouse and holy shit she was great! I know she already tours in Europe frequently, but man I hope I get to see her headline some shows here before she becomes too big an act!
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Meaningless
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's almost like Kavanaugh didn't really think his opinion through very well
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just bring your own lettuce with you and hand it to the waiter. It's the only way to be sure of its provenance.
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is a painting
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Everything of value that Meta currently provides would be instantly replaced if Meta stopped existing tomorrow. Whatsapp, Marketplace, groups, sharing photos with the world, etc. All the good stuff would just move on to somewhere else. The skeevy stuff would have to find a new way into our lives.
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The Screaming Butt Naked Patriot @buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cartoonist Ruben Bolling has been absolutely killing it, and here's another one
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's even bigger than the one those losers in Troy were given!
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Came to say the same
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/07/2026
WAIT FOR IT WAIT. FOR. IT! 🪶 🐣
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The US is passing the ball well. Most often passing the ball to the Belgians
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My Spanish is improving. I just understood the announcers say "Disaster"
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I need a pausa de hydratación just keeping up with this game
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Somehow, the maga übermensch is the cowardly lion, the heartless tinman, the brainless scarecrow, and the witch afraid of a little water all-in-one
Trump hiding inside from the weather, watching himself on CNN hiding inside from the weather.
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watching "The Great McGinty" on July 4th like a real patriot
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Is it good when the ref has to tell you to get up off the ground and stop pretending you were just shot?
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A new measurement of time: Conversion to Excommunication
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It would be a start just to keep them from ever working in law enforcement or even private security again
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Watching "Smile" (1975) with Bruce Dern again for the first time since I was a kid. Any sickos out there remember this film?
Promotional poster for the film "Smile" with a female beauty pageant contestant in white gloves and a black bathing suit, with a giant smiling mouth as a head, and a smaller stars-and-stipes outfitted beauty queen leaping out of a tube of toothpaste.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The first time the Trump administration was able to find any judge, anywhere in America, to state that it had the ability to do away with birthright citizenship was when it got to the Supreme Court.
And then it found three of them.
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nation In Shock As By One Vote SCOTUS Follows The Actual Words Written In The Constitution
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Not saying anything new here but, Christ! A+ for looking at a wide open court of stupendously obvious popular reforms, and instead dribbling the ball off their foot. What commitment to the bit.
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Really, he should do it for the good of the country
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This would be great if true. But I can't find anything besides Facebook links to the claim?
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Imagine your job is being in charge of convincing people to accept "smart glasses," and watching people in charge of convincing people to accept AI who go on news programs saying, "we'll be bankrupt if you don't put this in your workplace, and your schools, and your kitchen appliances, and your..."
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cary Elwes in "The Princess Bride."  A close-up of a white man with a pencil mustache, in a black head restraint with electrodes attached to his temples. He stares defiantly off camera as he's told the machine he's strapped to is designed to test the endurable limits of human suffering.
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Because CEO is not a job that requires any work?
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The weird guy behind the Reflecting Pool maintenance company, with a cartoon speech bubble coming from him. 

A white man in an ill-fitting grey, double-breasted overcoat with black velvet lapels, black toupee, and black caterpillar mustache, who looks like a comic villain in a Three Stooges movie, with a news reporter's microphone pointed at him
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Matt B @mattblades.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Because, dear reader, the Reflecting Pool story couldn't reveal even MORE incompetence than you ever imagined, I present you with this 🎁 Gift Article: Read it with no paywall, but not for free, because American citizens have been arrested to cover up the lousy reason behind this pathetic affair.
nytimes.com
How the Reflecting Pool Turned Green: Missing ‘Bubblers’ and a Rush Job
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