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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 2h
“All by himself”? Is he six years old? She’s not going to do well, but the qualifications he demands nowadays are just blonde and petulant. We’ll have to wait to hear her verbal abuse game until some reporter asks a question that doesn’t paint Trump as godly.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 15h
Not at all! The insurance companies will make all kinds of money too! Now stop asking questions.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Obviously a war with extensive grappling is unlikely so I assume they’re just enriching Dana White and their MAGA UFC pals.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“He wouldn’t be allowed to vote but he WOULD be allowed to be president” is a weird point for a constitutional lawyer to make.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not to mention that courts have found them in violation of “this nations laws” over and over and over again and no one in power is holding them responsible.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
His liars will say it’s metaphorical but he said the same thing on Jan 6th, then pardoned and complimented all the violent lunatics.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad you put “affair” in quotes because that’s rape.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s absolute blood thirst and lunacy and it will only help increase dem’s chance for taking the senate.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He barely won with white women in 2024 and his favorability among virtually ALL groups has dropped double digits. There is 0% chance he wins the white woman vote.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same things he said on Jan 6th. Then he said he wasn’t ACTUALLY calling for violence yet chose to pardon the violent traitors and call them “patriots.”
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You seem to have forgotten Jan 6th. When Trump says “fight,” he means peacefully. Although if people DO happen to get violent, they are patriots.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
White MEN. I think white women for the most part already turned. Tens of millions of white men are having their feelings hurt seeing the success of some women and people of color.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I LOVE when these Christian nationalists get democracy and equal protections thrown in their faces.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They make it very obvious EVERY DAY why they can’t allow education to spread.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The more I see him behaving like a freakshow the more I think he’s looking for a payout. He WANTS to get attacked and become a right-wing victim of violence while suing and cashing in.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re going to need to update the plaque on the Statue of Liberty.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The performative angry guy schtick is not going to last past Trump, no matter how badly these losers want it to. People don’t actually like or respect that (unless it comes from their cult leader).
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amazon Cuts Almost 1000 Jobs in Latest Layoffs
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably Trump and his personally-directed heavily-armed troops on the streets will leave them alone.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminding the soldiers what they’re fighting and dying for: limiting negative media stories about the federal government.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wonder how many times Cruz has had to apologize for his wife’s appearance to remain in Trump’s good graces.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you so much MAGA voters for keeping America safe from this happy vacationing family.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And this time he’s completely surrounded by yes-men with a LOT of power.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These are people who will tell you that they will give their life for a convicted-criminal politician. Many of them think he was literally appointed by their god. The embarrassing stupidity with the ear dressings was small potatoes.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re getting to that point that has made every rational person sick since election night. This sociopath got people killed trying to overturn an election WHEN HE WAS SURROUNDED BY “MAINSTREAM” REPUBLICANS. What exactly happens when the federal government is almost exclusively MAGA and they lose?
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I can do anything I want to anyone. Now why haven’t I received my peace prize?!”
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Re-electing a convicted sex-assaulter who tried to overthrow an election was SUCH a bizarre thing to do.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Each person you mentioned would disappear if Trump were to ultimately get his way. They haven’t been leading, I agree. But they aren’t the enemy. If you oppose Trump, there is really no defense for instigating infighting among allies and potential allies, whether they’re actively helping or not.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AFAIK, they did NOT fight early on, but suggesting that it doesn’t matter if they fight NOW is wild.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂🤡
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I agree that they should not have treated the new admin with respect and normal process, but I was in a minority and I understand it wouldn’t have changed anything. They’re not perfect and they’re not monsters. I hope they help the fight NOW.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get the point but I doubt they loved being accused of treason and threatened with prosecution by a president who personally directs a very subservient justice department. Maybe they haven’t been great but none of them gave up or pulled a Scarborough, Maher et al and groveled for forgiveness.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The leg braces he seems to be wearing allow for some trippy body mechanics.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She has Dems on to debate, which she’s fortunately not prepared for and her thoughts are superficial. She has republicans on to boost and cheerlead.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amazing.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The gap in intelligence and professionalism between congressional Republican candidates and democratic candidates is absolutely jarring.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fortunately no one believes this except the most broken-brained of the cultists. These are not the people we need to turn.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So mail-in ballots are the problem so there are going to be MAGA Feds at ballot boxes on Election Day? Sounds legit.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Psycho
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey stupid liar, there are both pics and video.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I assume his opponents will use the many deaths and illnesses he has caused against him.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even MORE so when he pardoned police-beaters who rubbed feces on the wall of the capital. And called them PATRIOTS. This is literally the strongest message a president could make in favor of violent insurrection without expressly saying “I favor violent insurrection.”
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is very little indication that he OR the republicans, now solidly MAGA, will hand over power peacefully. Every argument they make suggests Dems will bring about end times.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Racism destroys everything it touches and Trump supporters are too stupid to see that.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Speaking as an American, I’m really, really glad Ukraine has no interest in American demands for weakness and surrender.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same can be said of the extremely anti-russian former Soviet states.
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump: “Hey, we ALL do dangerous research on dangerous viruses.”
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Baumer @mattbirnbaum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It would be amazing if grown-ups would look past the (R) and pay attention to the violence, hate, and misery.
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