MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I just love summer so much, I want to just remove all my clothing and dive into the wet blue ocean and let it enter every orifice of my body. between my toes, my fingers, under my tongue, in my butt crack, everywhere. I love summer so much. 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026EVERYONE 👥GET IN THE CAR👉🚙👈WE'RE LEAVING🏃🏃🏻🏃🏽THIS👇TOWN🏘️NOW‼️AHH⁉️WHAT THE⁉️🚫IMPOSIBLE🚫😱THIS🫵ISN'T THE CAR👉🚙👈😱NOOOOO🫨OHH HERMIT PURPLE👨🦳🪢💜 010
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026The Pokémon Sun/Moon soundtrack STAYS ON during AND AFTER sex! 020
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Back when I was a young tween, Me and my buddy Jeff were playing Street Fighter 3. I hard knockdown Chun-Li and see this sprite of her on her back and my brain chemistry is altered forever from that point onward. I even blurted out in the moment "Whoa!" 👀 "Did you see her butt?!" 141
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Eat the yellow snow it could be lemonade YOU NEVER KNOW What if they're just trying to keep all the lemonade for themselves by tricking you Might be lemon flavor but the lemon snow connoisseur want you to all think that it's not So that's why they warn you not too weeeeeeeee 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 28/10/2025too tired to pee, too full of pee to sleep...either way… the pee always wins... 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I took a break from Twitch streaming SO LONG that Konami collectively shit itself and UNBANNED the Yugioh card LAST TURN! 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Congratulations! You have successfully seduced your thicc Latina shortstack classmate and her equally thicc mother! Sadly, your penis is already on the verge of exploding and you will likely not survive the coming onslaught. -Save and Continue -Restart Checkpoint -Continue Without Saving 152
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 21/07/2025I'm gonna have a nice cup of barley tea. The Tibetan monks would want me to do so😌 010
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025They say the first step is the hardest... But it's actually the third step, right before your balls go into the cold water 010
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 05/04/2025"Ok more better that can be so amazing in a very decent way and incredibly good that can be too much so far" is the NEW "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?" 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Lebron James still owes me a $16.50 refund for seeing Space Jam: A New Legacy despite pirating it for free. 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 26/01/2025If you put a wooden spoon on your pot while it's boiling, the pot spoon water will the spill water pot. The boiling pot water steam spoon wood. 010
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Here's my small ask to subscribe to MattBigFat +PLUS+ YouTube channel if you wanna see some hilarious stream highlights and other wacky stuff I work on. (www.youtube.com/@MattBigFatP...)youtube.comMattBigFat +PLUS+EXTRA MattBigFat CONTENT! VIEWER DISCRETION This channel's content may contain anime girl butts 043
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MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 23/09/2024McDonald’s Sprite be 1% Sprite & 99% Jumper Cables 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 23/05/2024Y'all are going to have a bad time when I start being weird. 120
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 13/05/2024I'm tired of seeing pasta or noodles on top pizza. That's just bread ON bread like that's like some red flag kinda shit 010
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 04/05/2024After all this time, I can't tell if Kids Bop is ironically based OR unironically cringe 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 05/04/2024There's nothing in the world as ruthless or impartial as death. All living matter ages over time and eventually dies... No matter how mighty or tiny its life force... So being alive means you're creeping closer to death with every second... 010
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 01/04/2024I support all bara accounts who use "rizz" and "gyatt" unconditionally. You deserve love and affection. 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 07/02/2024I still get giddy thinking about that life-changing pool party. Shit sent me to another dimension. 100
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 06/02/2024Look at all the things I can afford when I don't pay the government money 000
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 26/01/2024Apollo Justice is bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed 010
MattBigFat @mattbigfat.bsky.social · 09/01/2024A couple once told me "your partner has seen your own butthole more times than yourself" and like damn that lives rent free in my head... 000