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Matt Bevan

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Host/writer of 'If You’re Listening’ from ABC News. seedisclaimer.com Contact me via ifyourelistening [at] abc.net.au

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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 7h
Inception is clearly a movie written by a father of young children. It’s based on the idea of “what if I could do an awesome heist while also having a little nap”
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly I feel a vague sense of comfort that things have returned to normality. Last week was just too abnormal.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very excited to be returning to the Brisbane Writers Festival next weekend (Sunday 11 October) to chat to Jess Rudd about my book If You're Listening: Declassified. Tickets are still available here: bwf.org.au/2026/brisban...
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real talk though, given their field position through the whole game I can’t understand how the Roosters only won that by 1 point.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time to build the train line to Bondi Beach I reckon.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
KALYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was incredible. The Roosters absolutely thought Manuleleua was a decoy for Ponga there and he just walked through them. #NRLGF
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be clear, I know that it’s because of Daylight Saving in NSW. But several Queenslanders are showing me countdowns to 7:30pm AEST, when the game starts an hour before that.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The NRL app is telling Queenslanders that the grand final starts in 1h12m, at 7:30pm, when it actually starts in 12m at 6:30pm. #nrlgf
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SAM WALKER FALCONED IN THE DRESSING ROOM #nrlgf
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My cousin just snapped this. Joey Johns is in a similar state to all Knights fans right now (considering the merits of a tactical stress spew)
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Defend the kingdom always seemed like an odd catchphrase for us particularly for away games. Surely what we’re doing today is crusading to reclaim the Holy Land.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Knights being in the Grand Final feels like something from my childhood, from the pre-Facebook era, has been brought back. The fun of pulling the plastic wrap off a new CD, being excited about a new Lord of the Rings movie or a family trip to Australia’s Wonderland.
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Jim Pembroke @jimpembroke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can AI predict the future? "If You're Listening" Great episode, @mattbevan.bsky.social #auspol youtu.be/Oz7GXguhCfA?...
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Can AI predict the future? | If You're Listening | ABC NEWS In-depth
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big news Knights fans disappointed by lack of available grand final seats. With Phoenix Crossland suspended, there is now an extra seat available - on the bench. Seat AAA1 (Adult) Unobstructed view, moderate to severe chance of hospitalisation if sent on the field.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a look earlier. No way the markups were 10%. People were putting things on there for $3k somehow.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Btw I realise I should have known this was the case but the last time my team made the grand final I was 12 so… I didn’t know this is how it worked.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So… hope all the corporate guests and Panthers fans enjoy the game!
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While the rest of the finals series was well below capacity, the Grand Final is ~80% sold before the finalists are determined. Small allocations are kept aside for the fans of those teams, but those were sold in 10 minutes this morning.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So… turns out when a team doesn’t make a grand final in a generation it breeds a certain naïveté in that team’s supporters. I (and essentially every other Novocastrian) have discovered today that Grand Final tickets are almost all sold weeks in advance.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The main question I have out of this Knights finals series is what on earth was Adam O’Brien doing all these years. This lineup is pretty much the same as it’s been since 2022 and yet… now they’re in a grand final.
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 27/09/2026
Very nice backgrounder from @mattbevan.bsky.social, although someone should tell him that it’s either “HMS Conqueror” or “the Conqueror” but not “the HMS Conqueror”. “Who would America back in a UK-Argentina war? | If You're Listening” www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMjo...
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Who would America back in a UK-Argentina war? | If You're Listening
YouTube video by ABC News In-depth
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve never seen a game like that in my entire life
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Update: the game was not in fact over
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I… I just can’t believe that happened
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
<INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREAMING> #nrlpanthersknights
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not saying it was wrong for Crossland to be sent off for that tackle, I’m saying it’s a fundamental issue with the sport. I don’t know what the solution is aside from converting the whole game to OzTag.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I understand it correctly, this injury is to the other foot.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like there’s a fundamental issue with a sport where a game effectively ends with a single careless tackle. #nrlpanthersknights
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hm #nrlpanthersknights
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“No Queue At The Bar Time” (activates 4 minutes before half time when we’re stuck at our own end)
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Axel Bruns @snurb.info · 26/09/2026
Whatever kind of football you care about, this is just fabulous, impassioned writing. Hand that person a Walkley already.
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In the greatest and cruellest of grand finals, only the Lions believed
The AFL grand final has never felt so raw as in the five ballistic minutes that elevated the Brisbane Lions to legends and delivered Fremantle the most crushing defeat imaginable. 
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just learned what Wharfie Time is and it feels like those times you first hear about a celebrity’s existence when reading a push notification about their untimely death
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cashless society is very convenient for everyone except the tooth fairy who is having a serious liquidity issue
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The train. The Eastern Suburbs line keeps you underground from Central to Town Hall. It's not a pedway obviously but you're still dry.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The myGov website security system when it’s…
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today on IYL:
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Lisa Simpson: I Am The Lizard Queen!
ALT: Lisa Simpson: I Am The Lizard Queen!
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think if you met my dad you’d realise that’s a very silly thing to say.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look, it’s a family thing. My dad’s spent years trying everything to prevent them with no real luck. This is my first one. Seems a bit inevitable really.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dehydrating myself for the good of the town
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They gave me a lot of milligrams of the good stuff while it was causing a blockage but then it passed at about 4am and the pain just disappeared entirely. And now, a bit of euphoria!
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yep! Hours of agony I’ve never felt before while it was blocking the ureter and then just… suddenly back to normal once it passed. Very strange.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyway, look, that win has really perked me up after spending all night at the John Hunter Hospital with an agonising kidney stone. Well done Knights. #nrlwarriorsknights
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How many successful challenges was that? Unbelievable. #nrlwarriorsknights
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having your foot snapped off and then playing finals footy 10 weeks later is quite a credit to the medical team.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dunno how deliberate this is but Sydney Sweeney so far has a 100% hit rate in making whatever (occasionally obscure) brand she is hired to advertise globally famous in a matter of days. Hard to think of another person who has that kind of track record.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s certainly the biggest sport in Newcastle, and that’s all I’m really interested in
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So the best-attended match in the first week of the NRL Finals was Souths v Knights and that’s mainly because 12-15k Knights fans came down to Sydney to watch. Sounds about right. I was there. By full-time the Souths fans were gone and Novocastrians had the place to themselves.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Only saw it on the replay this arvo. Didn’t occur to me while I was at the ground last night.
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