Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ohhh you might like Maphra's cover of Unethical! It's a bit of a different take on it but it's really good. 110
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026But a great base for peach kuchen! Just made some this weekend. 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026static.klipy.comMichael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile: I'm Tired, BossAlt: Michael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile: I'm Tired, Boss 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026static.klipy.comPress F to Pay Respects MemeALT: Press F to Pay Respects Meme 020
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Airports are of the shadow realm. Normal rules do not apply. Wear a moth-eaten outift pulled out of a dumpster? Sure. Eat a 3,000-calorie dinner at 10 a.m.? Go for it. Test the drinking line dividing "just buzzed enough" and "I just got kicked off my flight and put on a list"? You do you boo. 120
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Yes, but only very carefully and with at least two exit plans (a primary and a backup). It's the eyes closed, head first, full send fucking around that inevitably leads to finding out. 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Mini maple french toast muffins from @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social. Easy, quick recipe and really good. The muffins are coated in a mixture of melted butter and maple syrup and then tossed in a mixture of sugar, maple sugar and cinnamon. 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Made brown sugar strawberry frosted cakes from @kingarthurbaking.bsky.social. First time I’ve tried reverse creaming. Probably overmixed the batter, since the centers didn’t rise. Still really good & neighbors enjoyed them. Silver lining is that the buttercream is piled high in the middle. #baking 040
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026As a veteran, I despise war mongers that never walked the walk. Hegseth has a CIB from Iraq, but the action that led to it was unsubstantiated at confirmation hearing. There should be documentation. Always got the sense that he's the type of vet to inflate his record. Or maybe I'm just bitter. 110
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Haven’t had the time or energy to bake anything for weeks. Took the opportunity of a three-day weekend to make hot milk cupcakes with vanilla buttercream and berries. 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Every time I see whatever fresh, new horror each day brings from AI companies, I can't help but think that none of them watched Jurassic Park as kids, or did not take any lessons from it if they did. 020
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026There is no such thing as "too much" garlic. Also, if you want to make peeling the cloves easier, microwave them for about 5-10 seconds first. It's like magic. 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I've just been existing out of spite for the last decade. I'll worry about five years in the future in five years. 110
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I happened to follow you when I first joined the platform because I followed a lot of journalist lists. Your seemingly near-inexhaustible capacity to engage with people, especially those who vehemently disagree with you, is impressive. I wouldn't be able to last a week. 040
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026I wasn't aware they were considering adapting them. Not sure how I feel about the idea. Core part of my childhood and instrumental in developing a life-long love of reading. Probably my love of baking too, come to think of it; some of my favorite passages were descriptions of the feasts. 110
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Every Monday I wake up and wonder what new fuel the week will bring for my existential dread. I did not have to wait long. Fantastic piece, by the way, @newyorker.com, @ronanfarrow.bsky.social and Andrew Marantz. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...newyorker.comSam Altman May Control Our Future—Can He Be Trusted?New interviews and closely guarded documents shed light on the persistent doubts about the head of OpenAI. 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Chocolate chip cookie brownies, used a recipe from King Arthur Baking. Easy to make and really good. #baking 162
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Several firms are aiming for commercial reactors in the early 2030s. It seems possible, though the challenges mean failure is at least as likely as success. Even if it works, global build out likely takes decades. There are so many supply bottlenecks (tritium, HTS tape, etc) to still figure out. 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 19/03/202617% of Ras Laffan capacity being down—so far—for 3-5 years is going to be pretty gnarly, considering how tight LNG markets already were before the war. 020
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 18/03/2026A superbly written article by @willoyd.bsky.social of @newstatesman1913.bsky.social. As a veteran of an earlier (and simpler?) war, it brought back a lot of old feelings. Shame, too. Fair warning, if the headline doesn't make it obvious: it's a dark topic. www.newstatesman.com/internationa...newstatesman.comThe new world warWhy the battle for Iran and Ukraine is coming for us all 132
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I guess if they’ll pay a few billion up front and let y’all keep the name, no strings attached… 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Every day in the gym it’s not a question of will I hurt myself, it’s a question of what I will hurt this time. Today it was my Achilles tendon. This is what I get for getting old. 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Pretty happy with the result, and despite never deep frying anything before I managed to not start a grease fire or burn myself with scalding hot oil. I ate the two that looked like they turned out the worst (not fried long enough probably), and like usual gave the rest to my neighbors. 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Made çiğ börek (or chebureki) this morning for the first time. Its a simple dough filled with a mixture of mince meat—often beef but could also be lamb or pork—grated onion, salt and pepper. I also added garlic powder because just about everything is better with garlic. Then it's fried. 110
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Had a bunch of buttermilk left over from baking last week that I didn’t want to go to waste. So I decided to make a ton of buttermilk pancakes to give to my neighbor. I ate a few myself and I still gave them about two dozen. Luckily, they have a big family. 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Just learned I will get a promotion and a ~16% raise next month. Looks like I'll be sticking around (also the job market is trash, so I better). Now my finances will be slightly less uncomfortable, which is wild considering salary, its just me and three dogs, and I am not frivolous with spending. 100
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Nothing like a bit of existential dread to start the day off right.media.tenor.coma cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Also don’t think the red velvet is a deep enough red, and while it’s not dry, it’s drier than I would like. All around though, they didn’t turn out too bad, just have room for improvement. Neighbors appreciated them, at least. 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Red velvet cupcakes with vanilla buttercream frosting. The ermine frosting I made last night was absolutely unusable lol, so I had to whip up some buttercream instead. Meant to pipe flowers too but decided to leave that for after I’ve practiced some. #baking 1/2 130
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 14/02/2026A few cups worth of ermine frosting for tomorrow. Tastes good, but then it’s mostly milk, butter and sugar so kinda hard to mess that up. Not so sure about how it will look after piping. Guess I’ll find out. Tomorrow’s #baking will be a lot of new things. 020
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Had to try again. Used a different recipe this time. Still not completely satisfied, so the search continues. Now I just need to find someone(s) to give about 40 cookies to. I think I might give them to the dogs' vet staff when I pick up Arlo tomorrow. #baking 050
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026You're not wrong, but the never-ending performative outrage over minor things is exhausting, which I guess may be the point. Feels like it has been one tan suit after another since 2014. It's enough to make a person numb, which is a problem for when something happens that *should* piss everyone off. 020
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Couldn't decide what to bake yesterday, so I went with chocolate chip cookies. Tried to make them crispy, but they ended up a bit too thin. I need to bake cookies more often. They can be deceptively tricky to get just right. But even an imperfect cookie is almost always still a tasty cookie. #baking 080
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026It feels like we are on a path where in a few years, "this product was made without any use of AI," will command a premium. Sort of like high end, hand-made products vs. cheap, mass-manufactured products now. 036833
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Does anyone know a good online source for food-grade beeswax? I need some for canelés but haven’t been able to find anything that I felt I could trust. #baking 011
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Can I have some too? I have been bleeding money for months and I hate it.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a laptop and says " yeah that 'd be nice "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a laptop and says " yeah that 'd be nice " 110
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I'm not going to go looking for pulpy juice, but if I get a glass of juice and it happens to have pulp I'll still drink it. So I guess I'm mostly indifferent? 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 03/02/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on itALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a computer and the word and written on it 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I wrote a long-form article a few months ago for work covering all the actions taken against wind in the U.S. and the impacts (which will only get worse). The timeline of federal actions took up nearly a full page, and that was *before* the latest stop work orders. He really hates wind farms. 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I was in the USMC from 2007-2015, and there are still a lot of days where I really miss it, or parts of it anyway. I would dread still being in now. The positions they are being put in is absolutely insane. I just hope if the moment truly comes, their leaders have the courage to say no. 020
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is saying i am jack 's complete lack of surpriseAlt: a man in a white shirt is saying i am jack 's complete lack of surprise 000
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I feel your pain 😩 Worked yesterday and today because my plate overflowethmedia.tenor.coma cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words `` i 'm fine '' above him .Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words `` i 'm fine '' above him . 100
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I had to cheat to figure out what it was 😞 I have never watched that one. I know I should, it's on the ever-growing list. 110
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I feel your pain. Get to wake up at 4:30 a.m. tomorrow to drive to IAH for a flight 😩 gonna ruin the day before it even begins 100
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026media.tenor.coma man in a green shirt and tie says " i have something to live for "ALT: a man in a green shirt and tie says " i have something to live for " 010
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Can't wait for mudbugs 😩media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is talking about eating food that is scared .ALT: a man with a mustache is talking about eating food that is scared . 110
Matt @mattbakes.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I had a full English breakfast a few times in Afghanistan—or what passed for one in that environment—when I spent some time on British bases during my first deployment. I don't know if I can say it is my favorite, but it certainly hit the spot when I had it. Way better than what I typically got. 010