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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I pulled out the last paper towel and the next set was velcro-ed on.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Listening to 90's rock all day because it's lightly raining in NYC.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I've got an email going out to my list later today. Sign up (for free) and stay in the loop! mailchi.mp/d2e85b8c5a24...

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Naturally, a person's worst nightmare is subjective. It's an opinion. Katie takes this to a new level and has a completely different interpretation of what a "worst nightmare" even is compared to the rest of the world. youtu.be/9bMY7OPq8MU

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Worst Nightmare | Live Sketch Comedy

YouTube video by Matt Aromando

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Last year's New Year's Resolution of not waiting until the last minute to think of this year's New Year's Resolution isn't going so well!

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Have you ever noticed that the number two, pictured here: 2, looks like a snake?

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

🎬 What happens when your smart home gets too smart? Hi Momo is a short film about a voice assistant that can control the lights, tell jokes, and maybe… call the cops.⚡👮‍♂️ Check it out: vimeo.com/mattaromando...

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Hi Momo

David just installed the new Momo voice assistant and he's eager to show his wife Allison the surprising capabilities of their upgraded smart home. But things…

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

🎬 An Extraordinary Item is a short film about what happens when your intrusive thoughts convince you that your friends might replace you... with a set of novelty salt and pepper shakers.🧂 Watch now: vimeo.com/mattaromando...

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An Extraordinary Item

Daniel learns about his place in the hierarchy of his friend group when he discovers that his pals have more memories about a set of kitschy, television-set-themed…

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

AM gets half the hours of the day and half the space on the radio dial? Whose that guy's agent??

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Aromando Pictures @aromandopictures.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Hello, Bluesky! We’re Aromando Pictures, an independent film production company that tells thought-provoking and comedic stories through short films. Excited to be here and share our work with you!

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

The Group Chat is my award winning comedy short about the pressures of being in, well, group chats (specifically the smaller, judgy-er ones). More of this kind of stuff coming soon from Aromando Pictures!

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The Group Chat

Todd has long suspected that his friend group has smaller, more exclusive group chats he’s not a part of. Until today. Now that he’s finally in, see…

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I'm still rethinking the wording of sentences I said to people who have been dead for 20 years.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

I wear sweatshirts a lot because I wasn't hugged enough growing up.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

A decent idea for a tattoo, the phrase: "OF COURSE I HAVE A TATTOO." Then, when someone asks you if you have any tattoos, you can casually point them to this permanent punchline.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I grew up in an Italian family, so I never knew about “the floor is lava.” We called it “the floor is pasta.”

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

All cars get three honks a day. On the fourth honk, the vehicle comes to a complete stop and goes into sleep mode for 24 hours.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

In the late 19th century, migrant workers, colloquially known as hobos, had a "hobo code" they used to mark businesses with messages for other hobos. Cut to now, and this is what it would be like if brunch culture adopted a "brunch code."

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Brunch Code | Live Sketch Comedy

In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, migrant workers rode the rails across America. They became colloquially known as hobos and had a "hobo code" they ...

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Personally, my favorite way to feel is like a big stupid idiot that nobody likes.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Being able to separate good advice from bad advice is the hardest thing in the world.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Bloody Mary, all the vodka on top, please.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Pro-wrestling has conditioned me to think that anyone wearing a cast is faking it.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I consider eating two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to be a complete breakfast.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Part of me is a perfectionist and it kills me that I'll never be a complete perfectionist.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

A rare chance to see me, personally, acting in a live sketch: Reggie and Diane are waiting in line at Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as the prospector makes his regular safety announcements to everyone in the queue. Reggie takes offense at one part of the message though. youtu.be/XP5yt4Aw3nM

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Watch Your Kids! | Live Sketch Comedy

Reggie and Diane are waiting in line at Disney's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as the prospector makes his regular safety announcements to everyone in the qu...

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Of course I'm great at creating and maintaining friendships, I'm just wondering how YOU would do it.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

If it were easy to be happy, everyone would do it.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Whenever Fred Durst walks into an Italian restaurant, he does it all for the gnocchi.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

"Hi Momo" was recently REJECTED from a comedy festival (I guess I'm just too liberal) but I'm sure you all would still be interested in seeing it! Watch: youtu.be/jiv6jmXWZYM

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

The name Bridget is just the word Bridge with a "T" at the end of it. We've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time!

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

The name Bridget is just the word Bridge with a "T" at the end of it. We've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time!

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Cafes can get a little busy with people on dates, people camping out on wi-fi all day, and other types of loitering. The coffee shop scarecrow keeps the cafe from getting too "bloated" with customers.

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Coffee Shop Scarecrow | Live Sketch Comedy

YouTube video by Matt Aromando

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Are you sure you didn't mean "narration"? 👿 j/k, it doesn't matter, don't worry about it.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Nothing says, “Let's get this party over with," like a 6-pack of Amstel Light.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I made a short about the saying, “pull yourself up by your bootstraps,” creatively titled Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps. It shows how people misunderstand the point of this idiom. youtu.be/zJBnnd5yrV0

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Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps | Sketch Comedy

YouTube video by Matt Aromando

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I spent an inordinate amount of time creating an email signature—time for the money to start flowing in.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I'm finally ready to get my life in order.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

The "friend zone" sounds like the kindest part of the playground to be in.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

This short film I worked on (assistant camera) had its premiere yesterday. I don't have a link for anyone to watch it but just know that my focus pulling was fire.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Artificial intelligence is getting in way over its head.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

It's kind of crazy that One Week by the Barenaked Ladies is still the greatest song of all time.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Reeeeally wish those preorders had already opened. Time to take up temporary residence in Canada for June 5th.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

And by twenty years, of course I mean thirty years 😰

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

People have been calling the new games too expensive, which, fair. But I remember seeing Shadows of the Empire on the Nintendo 64 selling for $90. So, $80 for Mario Kart almost twenty years later isn't that shocking to me.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Pure conjecture but I read someone's opinion that they are basically subsidizing American's Switch 2s by having a slighly higher price around the world so everyone pays the same for it. Primarily because so much of their games sales come from Americans and they don't want to upset those buyers (us).

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I don't think the price will change with the tariffs since they've already announced the launch price. I think it's likely the price was set knowing the tariffs were coming.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

My thumbs hurt from scrolling on my phone too much—time to strain my pointer finger by scrolling with a mouse wheel.

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Matt Aromando @mattaromando.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I think that everyone *should* like me

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