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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Bored Child Swings Head into Puddle
ALT: Bored Child Swings Head into Puddle
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But like a really thicc candle. Like a 3 wicker.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There we go. Throw in our LT getting a back injury.
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Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
ALT: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ceedee injured. Turnover incoming.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
More injuries and one more turnover oughta do it.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Simpsons Bort Barclay
ALT: The Simpsons Bort Barclay
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Came here to say that.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Picking up multiple waiver wire guys from the worst team in the league. How could this not work?
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Press F to Pay Respects Meme
ALT: Press F to Pay Respects Meme
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had one before she became a judge 😂
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My wife is a judge and both of my kids are in the gifted and talented class. I’m in hell.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not this one?
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Seasonwitch Halloween 3: Pumpkin Mask Reveal
ALT: Seasonwitch Halloween 3: Pumpkin Mask Reveal
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bacta tank is the one that helps heal Luke Skywalker. Hans was frozen in carbonate, which is harder to come back from immediately (temporary blindness, etc). 🤓
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“He’ll put a cleat in your ass. It’s the American way.”
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dire even.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nevertheless…
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pat is about to call and wake up Denny to do an emergency “I was right about everything!” pod.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You look like a minor league baseball player from the early 80’s that just never quite got over the hump (complimentary).
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Search up” or “search it up” for my kids. Had no idea it was that prevalent.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We just ate there last night so I know exactly what you are talking about. Surreal experience when you aren’t expecting it.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kyler’s dead, too? Doesn’t change literally any of my draft strategy, but fascinating.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Basically the golf version of Trump waving at no one in particular when he exits a vehicle and sees a camera.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Love that they can’t even spell “Freedom” correctly.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sink scene?
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s surprisingly solid. Kind of slept on.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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WWDITS: Colin Robinson's Energy Feed
ALT: WWDITS: Colin Robinson's Energy Feed
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Been pretty obvious for the last several months that this has to be his endgame. He’s obsessed with it.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Couldn’t hurt.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I can tell you exactly how he votes, too. You either care about other people or you don’t. It’s pretty gross.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Urban Meyer without the Jaguars (2021)
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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a man laying down with the words " i 'm just like the tiredest i 've ever been in my life "
ALT: a man laying down with the words " i 'm just like the tiredest i 've ever been in my life "
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Basically the equivalent of thinking “maybe if I misbehave badly enough, my absentee will finally come back.”
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
New York Times is going to have a live needle to measure Roberts’ cortisol levels.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You know they’ve had to have had at one one private dinner together with Trump at this point.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Pretty brave to get this political on the official app of Sports.
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Gross
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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a man wearing a jack daniels shirt applauds in front of a crowd
ALT: a man wearing a jack daniels shirt applauds in front of a crowd
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mattalex82.bsky.social @mattalex82.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It makes zero sense, but I respect the commitment to the bit.
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