Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Big people who are expected to hit things because they’re big, but really they hate hitting things and just want to do poetry or art or play board games. (Why yes, I was a really tall, built kid who was a fan of Colossus, why do you ask?) 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My personal work of art: Two kids go to visit their grandfather and his friends on his island, and then the power goes out. 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 07/08/2026@vinsyn.bsky.social @arrowvideo.bsky.social so the excellent The Vast of Night, a movie about alien visitations in the 1950s, is now missing from all media! It was only available on Prime, and Amazon never saw fit to put it up for sale physically or on streaming. 100
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I worked at the various bookstores in O’Hare Airport for a few years, and you run into a surprising number of celebs doing that. The only one who looked dramatically different (in a positive way) was Jason Isaacs. And the main reason why was that his very blue eyes were actually bluer in real life. 020
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 13/07/2026youtu.be/E8WaFvwtphY?... One of my absolute favorite scenes in any movie ever. RIP, Sam Neill.youtu.beJurassic Park (1993) - Welcome to Jurassic Park Scene | MovieclipsYouTube video by Movieclips 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Bulletproof by LaRoux for my shitty Petco job. Spirits by the Strumbellas for Barnes & Noble. I Am The Walrus by the Beatles from Borders, because there was a period when the Beatles did their big rerelease of all their albums where we were required to play all Beatles albums. This lasted months. 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Sean’s death in Hitman just hit like a punch to the gut. More for the emotion of it, not so much the surprise. Put up a cover of DD 32 but it’s really the end of DD 31. We knew what would happen, just not how. Tbolts is one of the best surprises ever. I gasped when Zatanna needed my help, can’t lie. 120
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Share a panel that always makes you laugh. (I have no idea how I haven’t seen anyone use the one where the Punisher punches a polar bear, but here we go, the Punisher punching a polar bear. Man, Welcome Back Frank is just perfect.) 041
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Video games would be better if I didn’t have to sit through tutorials of “here’s how the camera moves” in every single game, and gently let me feel my way through mechanics. 141
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Name your top 15 TV shows, guts only: Twin Peaks: The Return The Shield Mad Men Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul Deadwood Battlestar Galactica (remake The Sopranos Gravity Falls Community Gargoyles The X-Files Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Justice League Unlimited Batman: The Animated Series Always Sunny 110
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif “Hard mode:“ No Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Disney or Ghiblimedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking on a telephone and says " what am i doing "ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a telephone and says " what am i doing " 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Not a pro writer, but: -Sid Meier’s Pirates! -Phantom Rider Also, I know exactly what to do for a reunion movie for The Shield, even though it would never happen (partly because it’s so counter-intuitive to the show’s aesthetics, but perfect for the moral arc). 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The Shield’s one of my favorites for this. The set-up seems like it’s going to be about Reed Diamond’s character going after Michael Chiklis’ corrupt cop…and then the end of the episode happens and Reed Diamond’s been murdered and it goes from there. 020
Reposted by MattDavid Harper @davidharper.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Vertigo Comics has been a crucial part of my comic book journey, so today on SKTCHD, I wrote about the role it played in my life as a comic fan, how that evolved, and why I think this new version could have the juice. I truly cannot wait. Vertigo is BACK. 0196
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Mom’s mom: Scandinavian immigration with the Mormons during the late 1800s. Mom’s dad’s side: Irish immigration during the 1800s, not sure exactly why. Dad’s dad’s side: escaping the Tsar and the Cossacks during the early 20th c. My last name likely isn’t the last name they were born with. (1/2) 100
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 15th 2026 (Tricky), in 03:02 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com UGH I hate it when I misremember criminals vs innocents. So close to a perfect one!cluesbysam.comClues by SamA daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal! 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 14th 2026 (Tricky), in 03:19 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com man, another one that clicks. Love it!cluesbysam.comClues by SamA daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal! 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 13th 2026 (Medium), in 02:52 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com love it when one clicks in my brain just right.cluesbysam.comClues by SamA daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal! 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Ultra Boy for me. Wife guy who’s allllmost powerful as Superman (one power at a time!) and grew up as a street punk and got his powers from a space whale? Hell yeah. 041
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I’ve started playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.media.tenor.coma cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above himALT: a cartoon character sitting on a bus with the words i 'm in danger above him 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 12/09/2025media.tenor.coma man is kneeling down in the dirt with the words mother is calling above himALT: a man is kneeling down in the dirt with the words mother is calling above him 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Love the incredibly subtle way Boy Kavalier’s dipshittery manifests in this week’s Alien Earth. 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Matt Damon in The Rainmaker. I was like “This movie’s good…and this guy’s the guy carrying it! And I’ve never heard of him before! And I’m like 13 years old!” 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Playing soccer in gym class in jr high. Now, I should point out that I am Bad At Sports. Never had much interest in watching them, neural deficits caused me to be uncoordinated as hell, asthmatic…nature did not design me to be an athlete. 120
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 20/07/2025It’s a three-way tie between Emilia Pérez, A Complete Unknown (a character unironically says “Open your ears, man!” and it’s the funniest thing in the world), and Cha Cha Real Smooth. And that’s just in the last year! 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 26/04/2025A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times, using GIFs.media.tenor.coma close up of a man wearing sunglasses in front of a buildingAlt: a close up of a man wearing sunglasses in front of a building from Heat 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 19/04/2025You know what’s good for the soul after an awful workweek? Doing a double feature of two great movies. Watched Princess Mononoke in the new 4K print (not my first watch, but still wonderful), and then Sinners (which was excellent). 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 14/04/2025The fake nun. She’d come in with rosary beads, a wimple, everything. She’d be listed for special orders as “Sister” (etc, etc, something very nun-like). But…one of our coworkers found out she wasn’t a nun at all. So odd! 010
Reposted by MattNate Blouin @nateforutah.bsky.social · 05/04/2025This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this. 204910983323638
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Share one of your comfort WESTERN movies (even if it’s a TV show).media.tenor.coma man with curly hair and glasses says i 'll return tomorrow if i see any further evidence of self-mutilationALT: a man with curly hair and glasses says i 'll return tomorrow if i see any further evidence of self-mutilation 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 30/03/2025So my brother looooved the recent Peacock remake of Day of the Jackal, and, since he knows I tend to like spy stuff, he “forced” me to watch it. Folks, I’m here to go against the grain and say This Is A Bad Show. Following, I’ll give some reasoning. With spoilers! (Though I still have 1 ep to go) 100
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I don’t care about sports. BUT. I did just stay up late to finish reading the last 9 volumes of Slam Dunk because WHO TOLD INOUE HE COULD MAKE BASKETBALL SO ENGAGING. Anyways. Slam Dunk is awesome manga and you should read it. PHEW. 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 21/03/2025If you’re not watching The Pitt, you’re doing yourself a disservice. This week’s episode is probably the best of anything I’ve seen since Andor. 120
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 11/03/20251. Men can only communicate through violence and it ruins their lives. 2. We are so small in the face of all-consuming evil/annihilation, but if we think right, we can still escape it. 3. The protagonist looks like a monster, but is a man. The villain looks like a man, but is a monster. (1/2) 110
Reposted by MattAl Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Helena "Flash" Bertinelli, Spider-Boy's former school bully turned gonzo journalist, fights political criminals in the broadsheets by day and the narrow streets at night as... HUNTRESS THOMPSON 35110
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 08/02/2025My mom died from cancer in 2023. I took care of her for 2 years, as what is normally treatable became heavily untreatable due to quirks in her system. There’s research going on for her type of cancer right now that could help others like her. If you take funding away from cancer, you’re a monster. 030
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Gaetz and Walsh both had me heavily considering going by my middle name for a brief time. 000
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Almost nobody cares about what you do, and realizing that can be freeing. 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Terry Serpico’s the lead thug in one of the movies and has a huge swastika on his jacket and a cross tattooed onto his head. Let that tell you what these movies were saying. 010
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I beg to differ.media.tenor.coma man in sunglasses stands between two other men in uniformAlt: Kim Jong-Il points off-screen while standing between two military members 020
Matt @matt4hire.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Loved The King Must Die and All the King’s Men and The Odyssey. Loathed and despised Tale of Two Cities and Scarlet Letter. 010
