matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 1hEveryone can name two countries where the need is infinitely more urgent. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 6hThere is a section of the population that will feel the need to change their profile pic when they get a new car - that’s all but an announcement. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 09/10/2026#totp she just looks like a normal sized person to me Jamie. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Fuck, I’d nearly purged that from my memory and you had to go and remind me. 100
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 09/10/2026#totp I’m calling BS on this episode. Apart from Madison Avenue I’ve never heard of any of these songs. Even the Charlatans one. This is an AI spoof but almost had me fooled for a minute. 110
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Arrabbiata sauce on weetabix makes a horrible lunch. Probably. 050
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One of these two, I think.static.klipy.comOnly Fools and Horses: Surprised ReactionALT: Only Fools and Horses: Surprised Reaction 020
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 06/10/2026An old colleague at work always threw away the first and last inch of their banana because someone once told them a certain species of spider would lay its eggs in the tips of the fruit. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe your interest in astronomy subconsciously started from a concern about detecting and avoiding an attack from the vermicious knids? 100
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Even the way that the plates get referred to as cherished numbers speaks volumes. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think only heard the word, to be fair. Even that was more information related to horses than I really wished for. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I think they’ve just invented Ultimate Buckaroo. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I didn’t know what a farrier was until I was 23 and met a girl that owned a horse. Guess I previously assumed you went to a blacksmith and they’d put on the shoes, more or less as they were forged. 100
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#totp Iron Maiden playing their song as usual. 030
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They really should have shown tonight’s TOTPs in reverse order 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I didn’t know Jon Osterman ever appeared on #totp 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#totp I was aware The Bluetones existed but this song had completely escaped me before now. Not sure it’s brought anything to my life though. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His version of Never Tear Us Apart was great. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And even then, that is spoiled by the fact that they started in the first place. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Few things in life are as disappointing as the smell of rival brands of Play-Doh. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would propose that a person’s recommended next watch list on Netflix is a better indicator. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We should expect a delay on Roy Kent’s autobiography. 100
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Over ten weeks of eating the same pizza, during a heatwave too. It isn’t a choice I’d make. 040
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It looked like a great build, probably my favourite of the series so far. Maybe the few comments you’ve made over the months about your time on the show lowered my expectations, but the style of your builds is so strong. I hope they survive in your family as long as Ally has. 120
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did you have a point or have I just missed it? 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You could just have your mini-break enjoying your cup of tea without the unnecessary waste. 020
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Inspired by or blissfully unaware of a similar process undertaken by the main character in The Life and Loves of a She-Devil? That was really hard for 11 though. Hope you’re happier with it now and that the efforts paid off in the longer-term, even if it just developed your study skills. 0130
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m old enough to remember when some Tories didn’t want them to be known as the nasty party. Mere nastiness is a minimum requirement now, with a large slice of climate denial too. 041
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I could easily imagine doing that, apart from even considering eating in the toilet in the first place. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When they do the chart rundown on old Top of the Pops episodes you can add “dead” or “convicted” after half the acts in the top 40 depending on the week. Sometimes it’s a better game to play in your head than out loud. Obviously there is an increasing number of episodes they won’t show at all too. 060
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You say it like there could be no rational reason. Even a favourite urinal might be the one furthest from the door or not too close to the hand drier etc. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 23/09/2026While there weren’t many stories about building violations in @2000ad.bsky.social over the last fifty years, I’m confident that the number isn’t zero. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Perhaps the only assembly I remember was from a rather stuffy physics teacher talking about a New Kids on the Block video and suggesting the looks of adoration on their crowd meant it could qualify as an act of worship, as schools are/were obliged to hold each day. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It isn’t a living arrangement I could cope with, but I hope you’re getting more than a decent roof over your head from it and feel valued by them both. 030
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You seem to have dropped your opinion in a blender. 040
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He is just a real life section of a remake of Forrest Gump where Forrest was born as a complete cunt. 000
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Another effective one was to put them in a metal cabinet. The speaker magnet attached itself to the back or underside of a shelf and the whole cabinet can amplify the sound. Minutes of amusement. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Is it isn’t Cliff they’ll usually play Shakey. You can’t win. 110
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 18/09/2026#totp If I Was is sublime too. They’ve spoiled us with the return to proper Friday nights again. 010
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 18/09/2026#totp I love this Red Box song but it got badly stuck in my head as we were packing up for our last house move and sent me a bit delirious. 020
matt168.bsky.social @matt168.bsky.social · 18/09/2026#totp Prince Charming could be the best video ever made 010
