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@matt.fullerbrantner.com
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Gay 🏳️‍🌈. Dad. Husband. Dog dad. San Francisco. Real Estate by ☀️. Instigator. Collared. Shirtless. Sex-Positive. Voter. Geek. I contain multitudes & I probably like you too. Posts occasionally NSFW. Gen X. AMA @ ngl.link/mfbsf

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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 29/09/2026
Enjoy this random photo of a black octopus on a tile floor.
Black octopus on tile floor.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 03/09/2026
Irving at Arguello UCSF Parnassus. Someone started a bathroom fire and now there are at least 3 UCSF cop cars (more out of frame and on Parnassus) and counting with cops that can’t solve the problem so they’ve apparently called the “real” SF cops for help. Related: sfstandard.com/2026/06/25/u...
Multiple ucsf cop cars loiter while failing to solve bathroom fire.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 22/07/2026
Ran a marathon (slowly). Saw Mika (loudly). Said goodbye to a dear friend (with tears).
Matt. Shirtless post marathon.  
Matt outside Mika.  Matt. With Bonnie.  Who I miss a lot.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 24/06/2026
Still doesn’t work after updating app… just an unending monologue “connecting to server…. Connection to server failed.”
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 29/03/2026
Wedding season hath begun.
Me in green velvet tux jacket with white flower print shirt underneath.  Me in green velvet tux jacket with white flower print shirt underneath.  With jeans and green turquoise bracelet.  
Me in green velvet tux jacket with white flower print shirt underneath.  With jeans and green turquoise bracelet.  Pink flowers from plant with purple leaves with green prickly cactus in background
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 13/03/2026
P I T S T O P
Shirtless Matt in blue jeans with right arm raised showing a furry arm pit.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 13/03/2026
52 days until the marathon. Happy thirstday.
Shirtless with red and black woven chain collar in front of pine tree with blue skies
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 11/03/2026
FFS Siri can’t even skip songs anymore.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 28/02/2026
Saturday mornings are for clouds.
Clouds 
Shirtless me
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 28/02/2026
Friday evenings are for…
Shirtless me tossing thirst at twilight.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 21/02/2026
As Cher explained with song and dance, it’s in his kiss. There’s a lot of ways to be a bad kisser. And a lot of ways to do it well.
send me anonymous messages!
do u like kissing with tongue?
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 21/02/2026
Yes.
send me anonymous messages.
Do you prefer cut or uncut?
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 21/02/2026
Saturday thirst trappin’
Shirtless me in blue jeans with top button undone. Shirtless me in blue jeans with top button undone. Shirtless me in blue jeans with top button undone.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 30/01/2026
#abolishIce This is what democracy looks like. And way to show up SFUSD youth. Your protest skills are on-point. Scenes from Mission Dolores park in San Francisco today Friday January 30 2026.
San Francisco St. sign made to read abolish iceCrowd at Mission Dolores Park
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 30/12/2025
🛫🛬
Shirtless in the ridiculously small airplane lavatory - American Airlines airbus 321Shirtless in the ridiculously small airplane lavatory - American Airlines airbus 321Shirtless in the ridiculously small airplane lavatory - American Airlines airbus 321
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 28/12/2025
@pacificgaselectric.bsky.social PGE for the Saturday power loss win. 🏆 Our neighborhood champions dedicated to profit leaving the rest of us with an unreliable grid connected with shoddy infrastructure because profits before safety or reliability.
Power loss message on digital display of stainless steel stove.  Blue green lettering on black.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 24/12/2025
@pacificgaselectric.bsky.social is a quasi-criminal enterprise that has been found guilty of killing Californian’s because greed and negligence. “As You May Know” seems a bit of a tone deaf way to start a non-apology letter about another (2003ish) power outage caused by their shoddy gear.

Dear Customer,
As you may know, there was an electric outage last weekend that impacted several neighborhoods in San Francisco, including yours. On behalf of PG&E, I want to acknowledge the inconvenience this caused.
We take to heart the disruption and frustration this outage created, especially during the holiday season.
We know how much you depend on us, and we take that responsibility very seriously.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 24/12/2025
I D I D I T !
Light blue-gray sweatpants, salmon pink wrestling shoes, a black shredder in the process of coming off overhead.  Light blue-gray sweatpants, salmon pink wrestling shoes, a black shredder in the process of coming off overhead.  Light blue-gray sweatpants, salmon pink wrestling shoes, a black shredder in the process of coming off overhead.  Light blue-gray sweatpants, salmon pink wrestling shoes, a black shredder in the process of coming off overhead.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 23/12/2025
E L F
Me shirtless
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 20/12/2025
Dad has a marathon in 130ish days. Today’s run was 5 miles followed by thirst trapping. And some stretching. 😂😂😂
Shirtless me with high Costello’s green short runner shorts and salmon pink wrestling shoes holding a forest green hoodie.  Shirtless me with high Costello’s green short runner shorts and salmon pink wrestling shoes holding a forest green hoodie.  Shirtless me with high Costello’s green short runner shorts and salmon pink wrestling shoes holding a forest green hoodie.  Shirtless me with high Costello’s green short runner shorts and salmon pink wrestling shoes holding a forest green hoodie.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 20/12/2025
S A T U R D A Y
Me.  In sweats and half a flannel shirt in my living room.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 18/12/2025
Atari 2600 all the way baby. Then a Commodore 64. And here we are.
Ad for console game system for Popeye from 1980s magazine with screenshots of game playable on atari 5200, commodore 64, atari 400/800, Atari 600XL, T199/4A, Atari 2600, Intellivision and ColeCovision
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 13/12/2025
Today’s episode of dance white man dance. 🕺 We Talk About Dreams Joris Voorn remix. music.apple.com/us/album/we-...
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 08/12/2025
Happy Monday.
Me shirtless in front of jasmine bushMe shirtless in front of jasmine bush in green sweats Me shirtless in front of jasmine bush with collar
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 04/12/2025
Bad Dreams. aka 2025.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 04/12/2025
The top 10 artists I was enjoying while I was, or was not, having sex in 2025.* * the algorithm knows
Screenshot showing the top 10 artists that I’ve listened to in 2025

Replay
Top Artists
2025
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Teddy Swims
2 Dua Lipa
3 Don Diablo
4 Elton John
5 The Weeknd
Music
6 Diplo
7 Tiësto
8 SZA
9 Tones And l
10 Calvin Harris
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 30/11/2025
In which Bezos instructs his minions to go to work on behalf of Trump’s fascism. Expect future editorials to explain to Americans why we no longer should want things like clean water, free & fair elections, food security, unpolluted air or undeveloped nature. They are dangerous and bad now.
The Washington Post
Why you may not want lower prices as much as you think you do
Though Americans might be clamoring for relief on groceries, housing and energy costs, economists say there's a bigger downside to falling prices.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 27/11/2025
Lightscape at GG Park Botanical Gardens. It’s a lovely if subdued light show that’s very atmospheric in vibe. It’s not a whimsical in your face light show with LED dinosaurs 🦕 eating bugs 🐞. Definitely check it out gggp.org/lightscape/
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 20/11/2025
Channeling my best Tintin
Blue green t shirt, scruffy face, haircut like Tintin the comic book character
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 15/11/2025
De La Soul has a new album. Almost redeems 2025.
Cabin In The Sky
De La Soul
Upcoming Album

De La's first new album in nine years
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 12/11/2025
A humpday throwback to 2020. Ocean Beach. Golden Hour. Channeling my best “Love Will Never Do (Without You)” Herb-Ritts-video-vibe.
My butt at ocean beach 2020.  Golden hour light and clear blue sky in background with gentle surf
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 12/11/2025
Atmospheric River Alleged to be Incoming.
Stormy clouds and the Pacific Ocean in the distance behind sleepy Matt with soft grey marine-layer light.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 12/11/2025
Tart Tatin solves a lot of problems.
Sliced apples in pan for tart tatinLightly baked crust in pan for tart tatinWell baked crust in pan for tart tatinTart tatin with golden caramel
Apples
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 11/11/2025
“To help make your visit easier, we recommend arriving dressed to work out when possible.” In which #sffitness announces that the locker room is basically unusable starting next week until sometime in January. Updating the showers took 6 months so…
Hi Matt,
We're excited to share that improvements are coming to the Men's Locker Room at FITNESS SF Castro, starting Monday, November 17.

Men's Locker Room
• The space will remain open, but 1/3 of the locker room will be
closed at a time for renovations
• Expect limited access to lockers as we work in phases
• We aim to substantially complete the renovations by Christmas.

*To help make your visit easier, we recommend arriving dressed to work out when possible.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 11/11/2025
Any other questions?
Lucy yanks the football away from Charlie.  Again and again.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 11/11/2025
New collar ⛓️ . Lovely sunset 🌅 . Democrats are spineless cowards 🦠. 🤷😘
Me with a pink SF sunset behind me Me with a light yellow sunset behind me in San Francisco
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 30/10/2025
Day 29. A reminder that Locktober has been a strapping good time. #locktober
Black and white photo of caged male in bulldog harness with leg straps wearing black leather jockstrap missing codpiece
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 29/10/2025
San Francisco is stepping up to do what it can to guarantee access to food while Republicans delay, dawdle, and destroy. If you are in SF or know that someone that is, here are some resources: lcmspubcontact.lc.ca.gov/PublicLCMS/t...
Screenshot of Scott Weiner announcement with gift cards, door dash, and other options available to SF and California residents with Trump illegally disobeys the law and ignores requirements SNAP be funded even during a government shutdown.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 29/10/2025
This haircut, which looks perfect on both a Times Square billboard and a prison booking shot is the current lead candidate. With thx to @graylinthornton.bsky.social for finding it.
Haircut
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 28/10/2025
27. #locktober
A black and white photo of a chastity cage being held.  A black and white photo of a chastity cage being held.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 27/10/2025
Yes, please. One pic for red state relatives. Three pics for freedom, equality, and caring for one another. From localtake in The Castro.
Geaybt-shirt with solid imprint of America in red with California fully and slightly detached.  There are no words.  Geaybt-shirt with solid imprint of America in red with California fully and slightly detached.  There are no words.  Geaybt-shirt with solid imprint of America in red with California fully and slightly detached.  There are no words.  Geaybt-shirt with solid imprint of America in red with California fully and slightly detached.  There are no words.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 27/10/2025
Day 26. If one was counting, there are about 120 hours remaining in this journey. #locktober #teamlocked
Nuts are bursting.   Black and white photo of chastity cafe from Alice with bursting bucknuts.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 26/10/2025
Stump. October 25 #locktober - we are precisely 25/31 of the way there. ≈ 81%
Pants down sitting on stump with cut edge facing camera.  Black and white photo.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 25/10/2025
I ordered fire red. They shipped fire red. I say neon salmon. But that’s me. Happy Saturday 😘
Flamingo pink shoes ain’t fire engine red.  With blue jeans, blue shirt, purple flower tie. Zip hoodie and black beanie.  Screenshot of fire red sneakers that seem more salmon pink in person.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 25/10/2025
#locktober day 24
Caged me rests on Clear Lucite cubes stack
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 24/10/2025
23 from an egg donor usually called mom. 23 from a sperm donor usually called daddy. Fun facts for #locktober the 23rd #teamcaged
Letter x and y made with small screwdrivers on either side of a caged cock.  Black and white photo.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 23/10/2025
A milestone haircut may be coming up. I'm thinking mohawk, and yes please take a moment to point your eyes upward and yeah, that hair. Way up there! ☝️ k thx, open to suggestions! 🤣 😘
Me shirtless, in need of a haircut in my opinion, wearing blue sweats partially obscured behind a leafy green plant. A wood fence and additional foilage are in the background.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 22/10/2025
F R E E D O M Today’s catch-22 brought to you by #locktober 22nd. #TeamLocked
Locked chasitity cage rests on handcuffs.  Black and white photo.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 22/10/2025
Bubbles. 🫧 T - 10 days to 🚀 Day 21 #locktober #teamlocked
Black and white photo of chasitity cage atop full champagne flute with sneakers visible as I squat.
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Matt @matt.fullerbrantner.com · 20/10/2025
Milk. Does a Boy Good. 🥛 #locktober day 20 #teamcaged
Day 20 a caged man has his junk above a glass full of white liquid.
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