Corgi MANGOS, prime brokerage, longshot predictions and AGM buffet arbitrage.

Also private equity in 401(k)s and data centers somewhere in the universe.

Also defeasance, sports gambling as an investment strategy and post-human securities fraud.

Groq, Anthropic charitable pay, two-year analyst programs and train fare.

Performance fees, accredited investor tests, default shareholder voting and Knicks-Rangers deconglomeration.

Also the Man City charges, cotton trade prints and investment bank apprenticeship.

Also agentic bank runs, 351 ETFs and abandoned Nvidia options.

Also Nvidia’s buyback, Automattic intrigue and agentic sports betting.

Pipelines, force majeure, private equity malaise, credit card risk tranching, egg futures, and Medicaid gambling.

Also Muse overcomes inertia, the AI factor, 14a-8 proposals and pool servicing.

Appraisal, problem gamblers, Steak ’n Shake and World Liberty.

Also compute futures manipulation, AI Ebitda add-backs and AI safety stereotypes.

Also Robinhood crypto insider traders, Epstein tax advice and a fifth-grade investment banker.

Also prediction market smart beta, stablecoin arbs and dopamine sites.

AI and antitrust, lockups and indexes, annuities, Montessori and sudden wealth syndrome.

TXSE, Hudson River Trading, AI riches, Tether lending and Magic insider trading.

AI lab ratings, hourly levered ETFs, Treasury selling Treasury futures and egg fines.

Also the Apollo premium, a pension revival and a laptop meme coin.

Also DAT activism empty voting and Jeffrey Epstein’s tax art.

Also law firm economics, college football booster hedging and billionaire coin flipping.

Vickrey auctions, a GoPro meme merger and Kalshi gamblers.

KPI hedging, KPI insider trading, leveraged ETF education and seized Anthropic shares.

Also evergreen funds and pod-shop gazumping.

Also more TWG and a wedding toast.

Mark Walter, Situational Awareness subpoenas, AI lab loans.

Also the leveraged ETF rebalancing trade, insider trading at the Duke game, AI interns and resume interests.

Programming note: Money Stuff will be off on vacation next week, back on August 24.

Data center securitizations, Truth Social API lawsuit, event contract jurisdiction and musical earnings calls.

Nvidia, Tesla/SpaceX merger pay, SPV markups and retail tax trades.

Also leveraged ETF momentum, GameStop’s eBay bid, event contract tick sizes and private equity boyfriends.

Also a SoftBank OpenAI margin loan, prediction market tick sizes, the return of Situational Awareness and the Harvard Undergraduate Consulting Group.

Also Situational Awareness margin calls, sports betting regulation and brokerage sports betting revenue.

Cliquets, tax-aware long-short, George Santos, poor crypto decisions and dentists.

Situational Awareness hedging and margin, agentic retail investing, Bitcoin cold wallets and Anthropic hacks.

Also election markets, PBC Revlon duties, Ionic Digital and World Liberty.

Structured notes, sports index futures, ETF proliferation and AI slop.

Independent sponsors, Kalshi parlays, DAT-to-AI pivots and trust exercises.

Record dates, single-stock futures, not everything is securities fraud, prediction markets and bad arbitrage.

Sports indexes, the basis trade, Truth API and Anthropic 10b5-1 plans.

Also 351 exchange ETFs, SpaceX lockup releases and zombie funds.

Also BlackRock vs. BlackRock, the Warner ticking fee, Polymarket insider trading and data center gold mining.

Also Truth API, levered Lucid, semiannual earnings, gray market peptides and reinspection fees.

Also the Korean leveraged ETF ban, buyside alpha capture, Kalshi drug trial markets and a Truth Social API.

HSR, IPO wealth, SpaceX lockups, Apollo and debanking/rebanking.

Equities revenue, debanking, a public utility LBO, spitting upwards and an alleged cocaine SPAC.

Mets ETFs, TXSE listings, Bending Spoons HR quants and failed AI pivots.

Also an insider trader and a chicken-to-AI pivot.

Also ex-Elon ETFs, Egg Libor, middle-market banking and fundraising agents.

Also merger arb, SRT insurance, World Cup hedging, Polymarket refunds and index rebalance windfalls.

Rebalancing, the Strategy pivot and the AI-to-EA pipeline.