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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 7h

I'm going through some shit right now, okay?

Spotify asking me if I want to "jump back in" to listening to Creed and Limp Bizkit, the implication being that I had previously been listening to them recently. Bleak.

Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not to be all "Tee hee, I'm quirky," but I'm looking at my list and I have no idea what's going on here. How does this happen to a person?

Matrix, transformers the movie, space Odyssey, naked gun, bottle Rocket, animal crackers, Philadelphia story, it's a wonderful life, Terminator 2

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Look, I know this is hack at this point, but come on...

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Watching through Buffy again and stumbled onto an early Walton Goggins role.

A ventriloquist dummy that looks like Walton Goggins

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Phew, looks like I can watch The Odyssey after all.

a screenshot of the site "does the dog die?" the content warning category is "are there 9/11 depictions?" and the answer is negative. because it's for the movie The Odyssey, you see.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

There is no way to tell which is which. Literally impossible. Not letting this go.

A picture of either Harland Williams or Nicholas Braun. I will not tell you which, because it undermines my point. I'm sorry you have to suffer for my artistic vision.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I love it when a movie is jam-packed with content.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Now, hang on a sec. Let's hear the demon king out.

King Piccolo Daimo, a villain from the original Dragon Ball anime, giving a speech on TV. He says, "I hereby abolish all police forces and grant freedom to all prisoners!"

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Got my Wikigacha holy grail the other day. (Warning: The card is for a slur, but it's one of the ones I'm allowed to find funny.)

A Wikigacha card for the gay slur. You know the one.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I think everyone needs to know that Wikigacha classifies the Wayans brothers' old sitcom as an anime.

An excerpt from a screenshot of the Wiki-gacha site. It's an entry in the user's collection of Wiki-gacha cards, for the Wayans brothers' old self-titled sitcom, which has inexplicably been given the "anime" tag.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Yes, I'm still obsessed with this. Been messing with the 1v1 battle mode a bit and, well, I wasn't really expecting to read that particular sentence if I'm being honest, but that's on me.

The results screen for wiki gacha's battle mode. It says "Christmas defeated Intersex human rights!" It's referring to the two wiki gacha cards that fought each other. Is funny, hee hee.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Okay, I'm just going to isolate all my wikigacha posts to this one thread, because otherwise, if I keep getting pulls like this, I am going to alienate every single follower I have. I feel like God.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

FUCK!!! I'm really sorry, but I'm going to be obsessed with this wikigacha shit for a while. God, I really want Tom Walker to be aware of this, but I ain't gonna be the one to afflict him with it.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Incidentally, I just finished working my way through Brooks' films, and Silent Movie was, by far, my least favorite. It did, however, have two of My Guys in it briefly. I love to look at Handsome Men.

A screencap of the credits of the Mel Brooks movie Silent Film. It's the name and face of actor Paul Newman, being a little bit silly, and a lot handsome, for the camera.

A screencap of the credits of the Mel Brooks movie Silent Film. It's the name and face of actor James Caan, looking like a handsome dope.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Just watched To Kill A Mockingbird for the first time, and I think I finally understand the people who say Letterboxd reviews suck.

Screenshot of dumbass Letterboxd users being horny and stupid while talking about a very serious movie about realistic racism. I don't like these people.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Why, so we can learn to pick ourselves up, of course!

The cute bunny Muppet from the end of Christmas Carol.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

You there! Master Wayne! Why do we fall?

Michael Caine as Scrooge in A Muppets Christmas Carol, shouting down to the rabbit boy at the end of the film.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Is there any end-of-year recap more depressing than the one Twitch does? There have only been 23 days this year where I didn't open up Twitch. Dire.

An image of my end-of-the-year recap of how I spent my time watching Twitch in 2025. I'm not going to describe the specifics because it makes me feel bad about my life. Sorry.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry. No, I will not elaborate.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

My mildly lactose intolerant ass finally flew too close to the sun. I look like this now.

the shriveled up worm looking guy from spongebob. i didn't watch the show, so i have no idea what's going on. i'm sorry.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Goddamn, Fantastic Four was boring as hell. Well, that's it for Marvel.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Damn, Bulma's white tux look is fire. Girl should've rocked this all the time, it's cool as hell.

A screenshot of the closing credits from the anime Dragon Ball, featuring the character Bulma. She is a 16-year-old girl with teal hair, and she is wearing a white tuxedo and holding a white top hat, while standing on a winding staircase. She looks cool as hell.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Rewatched the Naked Gun trilogy to prepare for seeing the new one. Third film bummed me out (least funny of the three and the most offensive) but my spirits have been lifted again by learning that Leslie Nielsen's headstone has a reference to his love of fart jokes on it. Now THAT'S a legacy.

The headstone of actor Leslie Nielsen. It has his name, date of birth, date of death, and the phrase "Let 'er rip" on it.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

The first four results I recognized. Some of these don't feel great to get. And we also won't be talking about Shinji Ikari being a 79% match. openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Jim Carrey's "Eternal Sunshine" character, Joel.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Really proud of the path I took for today's Movie To Movie.

Text that connects the movies Ruby Sparks and Havoc through the actors that have appeared in them. Ruby Sparks stars Paul Dano, who also starred in There Will Be Blood. There Will Be Blood featured Paul F. Tompkins, who also starred in Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. Weird: The Al Yankovic featured Scott Aukerman, who also appeared in Austin Powers In Goldmember. Austin Powers In Goldmember starred Michael Caine, who also appeared in The Dark Knight Rises. The Dark Knight Rises starred Tom Hardy, who also starred in Havoc. Boom, done.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I like the look of this guy. He's got It.

An eraser for a whiteboard. It has a yellow back and a bespectacled smiley face on it.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I'm going to choose to focus on the fifth movie and not the second. I already have enough of the second.

movies posters for the films nausicaa, high anxiety, robin hood men in tights, young frankenstein, and kamikaze girls

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

describe yourself in 4 characters (embarrassing edition) (If any of these comparisons seem overly flattering, just assume I'm talking about their worst/most difficult traits.)

spock from star trek doing the "white person smile"

george costanza from seinfeld looking like a soft boy

kara "starbuck" thrace from battlestar galactica

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

This part of a Tumblr post made me realize that Donald Trump is the world's worst autistic person. Which, honestly, I appreciate, because it takes a lot of the heat off of me.

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Low-Functioning and Loving It! @matrixnb.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Jimmy Carter, gone away Jimmy Carter peanut statue, here to stay

The Jimmy Carter peanut statue, which is a large statue of a peanut with a freakishly large-toothed smile, flanked by two bushes that kind of make it look like a cock and balls if we're being honest.

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