MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@tobyfox.undertale.com I just solved Deltarune but don't worry I won't spoil it 000
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If any 5th dimensional beings are reading thus can you PLEASE rotate me i need my mirror selfies to be accurate 041
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I love the word Antimeme so much, because it either means an image with a fakeout punchline, or a... Um... Y'know, like... like a... huh. 040
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I wonder if anyone's ever sold a car keyer. Just a little price of metal you put on your keychain to key cars with. I feels like there's good money in this 020
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 19/01/2026You know what they say, a hand in your bush is worth two on your birds! 020
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 15/01/2026How are you supposed to dom when your partner has seen your financial situation?- Yank on that leash all you want hun, she knows you don't have any eggs in your fridge 020
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 03/01/2026New year new occult rituals! I would've posted this on the first but I was all out of bones 010
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I love when my brain spews out random bs I'll go, "huh, I wonder how long I should marinate broccoli for" and it responds: "Longer than you've been 𝘈𝘓𝘐𝘝𝘌" Like haha no brain that's probably not correct :) 020
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Okay, the squirrel is going to make a history check- 000
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 10/08/2025"Ma'am, if you dont want so many golems, please stop pressing the golem button" "Frick you! I'll press whatever buttons I want" *sounds of being killed by a golem* god I hate working in IT 000
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Cool bug fact's: You deserve every ounce of support you've recieved in your life, and you only owe back for it whatever you agreed to. 020
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 07/02/2025How often do you think about death? Death never thinks about you until you meet, abd yet you give her the time of day. Danger flirts with your life and pretends, to no end- Beauty patiently waits to be considered. Who is more deserving of your effort? 110
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 21/01/2025ok I'ma fight to keep my inside thoughts from becoming outside thoughts (5 minutes later) *𝕕𝕒𝕞𝕟* inside thoughts got hands 010
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 11/01/2025i don't want to sleep alone for one more night I don't need you here, just need you mine even in someone else's bed it would soothe my mind i don't need you here, I just need you mine. 000
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 03/01/2025"Luigi Mangione slayed." "Oh yeah you heard about the shooting? "There was a shooting?" 000
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Doing better isn't always about *doing* better. If you're always trying to beat your standard of being "good enough" then you never will be. Sometimes doing better is just about treating yourself better. You're allowed to just exist sometimes. Have a great 2025 y'all. 010
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 30/12/2024My Random Access Mayhem OC, Michael-Jane. I love her. #ram #randomaccessmayhem #steeltoe 031
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 29/12/2024*tears welling up in eyes* I'd like to apologize, I swore to myself privately that I would nev- *slight sob* never debate people on this account *sick riff on a sitar* I promise to be a beacon of light in the future. Im sorry everyone. *bongos* 140
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Let's all say happy birthday to Jesus. We all know he wouldn't want this 'phobic bs his followers do ❤️ 030
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Honestly if you like tomatoes but don't like marinara sauce idk if I can fw you. I don't make the rules </3 030
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 17/12/2024...and for a moment; one brief, safe moment... I couldn't recall if love had ever been real. 000
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Actually, the inventor of the saxophone was Antoine Joseph Sax, but he went by Adolphe sax. When he was a child he fell out of a multiple story high window, drank a mixture of arsenic and white lead, and got his leg broken in a carriage door. (1/2) 110
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Aughhh I have a date tomorrow I'm so nervous I feel like I'm gonna throw up (ム ~ ム) 010
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Okay y'all I'm doing some market research how much would you pay for this 👉👈 #parfait 010
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I thought you were gonna say it should be illegal to murder people I almost blocked you 130
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 30/11/2024No, grandma you can't call them The Soulless Beasts anymore, it's "people who yearn" now. That's the correct term. Yes I *know* they have dark festering holes where their hearts should be, but that doesn't mean we should be just as heartless. 000
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Yeah no um I live somewhere well known for being cloudy all the time and I almost had a panic attack in Montana for no reason. I only have mild agoraphobia (T ~ T) 000
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 29/11/2024You can't fool me! *suddenly wearing a jester outfit* god damn it 020
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Somebody please remind me to not abbreviate Komi Can't Communicate as three Ks because for some reason my brain is struggling 010
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Woah look a couple of trucks, I wonder what they're gonna do Oh hi Neil 030
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Oh you're listening to Bloody Mary? Nice, are you a googoo? Am I a what? you know, a Lady Gaga fan that's not- Don't take this from me. 020
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 06/11/2024I don't like to be so serious on sites like this but I hope y'all are holding up. If anyone needs encouragement I'm here. Kiss 040
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 03/11/2024If a guy did this to me I'd either have a panic attack or kiss him there's no inbetween 020
MatrixMushroom @matrixmushroom.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Learning mitosis so I don't have to miss social events while at work, a docuseries: 1130
