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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 24/12/2025
Santa deniers after hearing hooves on their roof tn 🤡🤡🤡
meme image of willem dafoe as van gogh looking up at the sky in horror
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 04/12/2025
proof of life
image of a man standing in front of a chain link fence blocking a dilapidated bridge with train tracks. It is a gloomy overcast late fall day in New England.

The man has a beard with thin rimmd glasses. He’s wearing a long green winter coat with too many snap pockets and navy blue work pants with black boots. He also is using a mini navy blue tote bag because he is convinced he is single handedly bringing murses (man purses) back.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 10/11/2025
diagram of a baby displaying a lack of object permanence. from top left to bottom right the baby is holding a ball, then a hand moves the ball behind a piece of wood, then the wood is laying on top of the ball, and finally the baby looks confused only seeing the piece of wood.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 05/11/2025
IM LIBBING TF OUT SHARIA LAW IS COMING TO NYC BAYBEEEEEE
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 30/10/2025
DOING MY FIRST TIP-A-THON TOMORROW AT NOON EASTERN!! If you've ever wanted to scare a white man with no recourse, here's your chance. We're going to have some goals, scare alerts, and most importantly, me feeling like I'm being hunted for sport. www.twitch.tv/matmcdonut
Image of a poster in reference to the infamous one for Alien (1979). 

It depicts key art from the game Alien Isolation of Amanda Ripley hiding behind a metal box while a Xenomorph is drooling menacingly on the other side.

From top to bottom, it reads as follows:

ALIEN ISOLATION TIP-A-THON

In space no one can hear me scream.

(... well actually, you CAN!)

a MATOBER finale stream.

10/31/25 12pm ET with a potential cap of 12am ET.

twitch.tv/matmcdonut
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 02/10/2025
b a l d
image of a selfie from up and to the right. I’m wearing a bone colored lord of the rings long sleeve, green pants, and a silver watch. you can also see my e reader resting on my knee. My legs were crossed on this bench for some reason that hit as most comfortable today
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 30/09/2025
I asked this on insta but if anyone has vegan belt recs that don’t cost a gorillion dollars please let me know
mirror selfie of me, a bald (by choice) white man with thin rimmed glasses and tattooed arms exposed in a tank top (proudly showing off his homunculus like a slut)
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 22/09/2025
you could say my desires are... unconventional.
screenshot of a youtube video that is 11 hours and 59 minutes long. The thumbnail portrays Slavoj Zizek posing with Misato Katsuragi. The title of the video is "Slavoj Zizek lecturing for 11h 59min but it's lofi"

the link to the video is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFnMrFMli1Y
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 19/09/2025
admin reveal (I moved to a flip phone full time and have never been happier tbh)
image of a mirror selfie of a bald man with thin-rimmed glasses and a beard. He’s wearing a blue and grey tie dye lord of the rings t shirt with grey shorts.

If you’ve read this far follow me on instagram if you miss my posting on here for whatever reason I’m more active on there recently, @matmcdonut 😌
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 13/09/2025
Easily the most pretentious book I've read, but I gobbled this shit UP!!! Immaculate prose, horrendous but compelling characters; this 1000% deserves the 'modern classic' hype it gets. The perfect fall/winter read to get your dark academia fix with a side of murder. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
image of a book cover that depicts an ancient greek bust up close. the text reads from top to bottom as follows:

INTERNATIONAL BEST SELLER

DONNA TARTT

THE SECRET HISTORY

A NOVEL

"Enthralling... A remarkably powerful novel (and) a ferociously well-paced entertainment... Forceful, cerebral, and impeccably controlled." - The New York Times
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 11/09/2025
I love how insane everyone is getting
screenshot of a tweet (gauche ik) showing a bunch of red circles on the charlie kirk shooter person of interest. The text reads as follows:

"Based on body shape, hand size, jaw line and apparent lack of prominent Adam's apple. You might be looking for a biological female either transitioning into male or disguised as male."

the next reply reads as follows:

"Women can't shoot like that"
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 11/09/2025
hey quick question what the fuck is 'transgender ideology' its giving
image from a 2015 story about an old man from MS 'discovering' a burnt confederate flag and graffiti that reads 'BLACKS RULE'. totally real and definitely not something this guy did himself in order to get news coverage
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 11/09/2025
its really 'fun' having recently brushed up on WWII history and just seeing the same events play out again in 2025
screenshot of a wiki article that reads as follows:

Horst Ludwig Georg Erich Wessel (9 October 1907 – 23 February 1930) was a member of the Sturmabteilung (SA), the paramilitary wing of the Nazi Party, who became a propaganda symbol in Nazi Germany following his murder in 1930 by two members of the Communist Party of Germany (KPD). After his death, Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels elevated him into a martyr for the Nazi Party.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 03/09/2025
doubt this will see any mainstream coverage but even if it's just for a day and almost 2 years late, it's still a welcome sight imo www.lush.com/uk/en
Lush Cosmetic's UK homepage that simply reads 'STOP STARVING GAZA - WE ARE CLOSED IN SOLIDARITY Find out more here LUSH'.the linked statement from the previous image reads as follows:

In Solidarity with Gaza
Across the Lush business we share the anguish that millions of people feel seeing the images of starving people in Gaza, Palestine. Like the rest of the world, we struggle to find ways we can help whilst the Israeli government is preventing urgent humanitarian assistance from entering Gaza.

One thing Lush can currently send into Gaza is our love and a strong message that we stand in solidarity. This will take the form of halting business-as-usual by shutting our UK shops, website and factories for one day on Wednesday 3rd September 2025, with our shop windows displaying the message STOP STARVING GAZA - WE ARE CLOSED IN SOLIDARITY.

Providing our customers with the very best service is ingrained into everything we do at Lush, so shutting our shops is not an easy decision - we ask for forgiveness from any customers we inconvenience should they come to us on 3rd September and find us closed. However, we know that many of our customers share the same anxiety about the current situation in Gaza. Our fundraising soap, Watermelon Slice, has been the most successful single issue fundraising product in the history of Lush, indicating how strongly our customers feel and we are grateful to have been able to raise funds towards child mental health support in Palestine. We now plan to make this soap available again, with the funds going to medical services, including charities that are gearing up to provide prosthetic limb services to adults and children injured in Gaza. 

Whilst Lush is losing a day of takings, this also means that the UK Government is losing a day of tax contributions from Lush and our customers. We hope they too hear the message our closure sends, with more Government action needed to bring an immediate stop to the death and destruction, including an end to arms sales from the UK.

In Peace and Solidarity,

LUSH
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 02/09/2025
if nobody got me I know the greek chickpeas from trader joe's got me
image of a can of chickpeas from trader joes. they're seasoned with Parsley and cumin and you can literally toss this whole thing in with some rice, vegetables, and some rock salt and you got a bomb ass meal or wrap filling.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 27/08/2025
fake goth today (my underwear is blue 💔)
.5 selfie of myself walking on the sidewalk in downtown providence with a hand in my pocket. I’m wearing all black pants and a t shirt. You can see my tattoos and also that I am bald.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 24/08/2025
>literally writes the most iconic soundtracks in cinema >”genre is mid” >leaves absolute chad
screenshot of an article headline by AV Club that reads as follows: John Williams finally admits he "never liked film music much"
The 93-year-old composer, who penned the themes to Star Wars, Jaws, and Harry Potter, doesn't think much of film music.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 13/08/2025
its really funny conservatives are just this now. they've become the thing they've hated for so long because now they have all the power. "waahhhhh you used pronouns you're woke" sorry some words hurt your feelings snowflake
the infamous 'trump protestor completely loses her mind' photo. wearing a bright neon yellow jacket, glasses, and a brown beanie.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 12/08/2025
this is what it feels like to wake up to Taylor Swift commotion
conspiracy meme of a yellow lab puppy. his head has been cut open exposing a large human-like brain.

from bottom left working clockwise around the puppy we see a man’s hand holding a bottle of Ritalin, a huge WiFi signal explosion, a man’s hand holding a cup labeled fluoride, chemtrails from a plain with the word ALUMINUM in it, a syringe of mercury injecting directly into the dog’s brain, a 5g tower glowing yellow, and lastly a pile of human skulls in the bottom right corner. The sky is also purple. I’ll be real at this point idk if it’s a serious meme or ironic but it makes me laugh. also swifies don’t dox me please I’m making a funny.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 11/08/2025
ooo Ooo OOO!
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 11/08/2025
just came across this meme from the underground: invest early I think its gonna be a big hit folks
image of a grey cat with a smiling face. above it in white text reads I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?. you bolt awake. it's 2007. the smell of freshly cut summer grass wafting in your nose. you're going out to pick up mountain dew code red before playing halo 3 with your bros tonight. everything is right in the world.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 06/08/2025
proof of life
yet another bathroom mirror selfie of a cueball with a mustache and glasses. he’s wearing a yellow blue and green swirl tie dye t shirt that says protect trans folks on it in black. separating the text is a medieval flail and rose, both also in black.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 31/07/2025
like this?
image of adam driver's character from megalopolis with a head wrap and half his face glowing gold - wow that movie was dogshit
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 30/07/2025
I'll never forget about PETA using holocaust imagery on billboards to promote veganism and I will never support vegans acting in a similar vein, miss me with that bullshit.
screenshot of a wikipedia snippet that reads as follows:

The Holocaust on your Plate was an exhibition mounted by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) in 2003. It was funded by an anonymous Jewish philanthropist,[1] and consisted of eight 60-square-foot panels, each with a juxtaposition of images of the Holocaust with images of factory farming. Photographs of concentration camp inmates in wooden bunks were shown next to photographs of battery chickens, and piled bodies of Holocaust victims next to a pile of pig carcasses. Captions alleged that "like the Jews murdered in concentration camps, animals are terrorized when they are housed in huge filthy warehouses and rounded up for shipment to slaughter. The leather sofa and handbag are the moral equivalent of the lampshades made from the skins of people killed in the death camps."[2]
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 29/07/2025
another 1% hotter
image of a new tattoo on my left outer forearm. It’s of a medieval flail with incredible wood detailing in the handle and signs of wear and damage throughout. Including the mace head spikes having some bends, knicks, and divots. Probably from smashing Orc skulls in.

Done by martian_church at Tattoo Magic in Providence, RI
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 25/07/2025
update: if you're going to stand ten toes down into supporting the queen of the TERFs and milking her IP at least have the stones to use harry potter by name www.czechgames.com/news/why-we-...
screenshot of an updated statement from the makers of Codenames that reads as follows:

When we embarked on creating the newly announced version of Codenames many years ago, it was a dream coming true for many of us at CGE. The vast world of magic featured in the upcoming Codenames has been a source of inspiration. It ignited a passion for learning English and exploring new worlds through reading. It shaped our childhoods, sparked imagination, or gave comfort in difficult times. We know many people around the world share the same sentiment about this universe, even among those who have been hurt by the public views and actions of its creator. Deciding whether those feelings should also transfer to the once-beloved world is up to everyone, and we fully respect and understand those who do not wish to engage with this game. We still believe in the magic of stories and the connection they create between people.

As this is an ongoing conversation, we encourage everyone to approach discussion with care, empathy, and respect—both online and in person.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 25/07/2025
wonder why they disabled quote posts on this? anyway never catch my ass playing codenames again lmao
image of a skeet (bluesky post) from the makers of the game Codenames announcing a harry potter themed version.

The text reads as follows:

Introducing Codenames: Back to Hogwarts, the beloved party game you know, perfect for both seasoned wizards and Muggle wordsmiths!🦉

PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN NOW!⚡️

Notably, the ability to quote-repost has been disabled and currently there's over 620 replies to this post.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 24/07/2025
admin reveal
selfie of a bald man with 5 o’clock shadow, mustache, and thin rimmed round glasses. it’s a bathroom mirror selfie because he’s unoriginal. he’s wearing a white shirt with a protester on a dirt bike waving a Mexican flag. The text above that image says “DEATH TO ICE” and the text below reads “I’ll go to the great carnivals of pain and fight entire fields of cops.” Which are lyrics from Nina + Field Of Cops by Cameron Winter. The shirt is from copycat video press but was unfortunately a limited fundraising shirt they no longer sell.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 16/07/2025
wow what if someone made the teletubbies and they were kinda fucked up and evil hahaha. like I’m not a simple-minded egghead but like, I have a pretty dark and twisted mind. I love eating ai slop. I have the brain activity of a common sea cucumber but if it was the jonkler.
screenshot of literal dogshit. ok not actually it’s a screenshot from a generative AI video of evil teletubbies. it has over 931k likes, 11.3k comments, and 774k shares. we’re so fucking cooked lmao. also please don’t tag me as a “posts AI” account this is purely for dunking purposes
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 16/07/2025
if you recognize this image it’s time for your AARP membership gramps
image of a gigantic green pear on a hillside. It has a huge mouth with teeth and no additional features. It looks jovial. The text below it in bold reads “LOL WUT”
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 16/07/2025
inject this weather into my soul please
image of me posted up next to the Woonasquatucket River in Providence, RI. It’s a sunny day with lots of sun. I’m a bald white man in his (almost) mid 30s with a shaved head, mustache, and round thin rimmed glasses. Like any good manwhore wears in 2025. I have a black shirt from the band full of hell depicting Jesus on the cross with an eclipse behind him. The text on the bottom reads “thrust into the vacuum of god’s yawning maw”. I’m wearing brown shorts that go above my knee and vegan adidas sambas. Adidas if you’re reading this I’m begging please sell these again I don’t want to pay insane markup for a new pair 😭
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 16/07/2025
no shade to the person who got cast - get the bag bestie - but like how do you see hunter and NOT think zelda??
image of Hunter Schafer from the Oscar’s after party in 2022
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 16/07/2025
my genuine reaction to seeing the donkey kong bananza review embargos lifted this morning
image of the head of donkey kong rendered in that late 90s/early 2000s pre-rendered 3d style. the text below is from the same game cover/advertisement clipped to read EXPAND DONG
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 16/07/2025
ITS BEEN 11 YEARS AND MY GOAT NEVER MISSES!!!!!!!!
review synopsis from IGN for Donkey Kong Bananza that reads as follows: Donkey Kong Bananza is a brilliant successor to Super Mario Odyssey and a smashing return for a classic Nintendo character. It is a constant crescendo across its campaign (and beyond), with puzzle-platforming concepts that only grow richer as DK and Pauline dive deeper toward the Planet Core and every element comes together. They gave it a 10/10 and rated it a masterpiece Screenshot of metacritic aggregation for Donkey Kong Bananza. It has a score of 90 across 54 reviews and labeled a must play
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 14/07/2025
PRESIDENT XI SEND THE NUKES IM BEGGING
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 14/07/2025
listen up shrimp brains: it’s miffy monday
image of myself taking a mirror picture selfie in my room. I’m wearing a blue shirt with miffy on top of a globe. I’m doing a finger gun towards myself because I thought I forgot miffy monday and then realized “wait nvm I got that shit on”.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 13/07/2025
what did I say?? 😔
image of a screenshot from a website that shows how many people have me blocked on bluesky through lists. the number is 889 users. I'm just a lil guy :(
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 13/07/2025
hi
close up picture of myself. I’m wearing a grey sleeveless shirt but it’s zoomed in too much so you can’t see I’m not wearing sleeves. But I promise I don’t have any 😔

I’m a white bald man with green eyes, bushy eyebrows, stud piercing in my left nostril, mustache, and heavy 5 o’clock shadow.same picture but in this one I got a big smile with no teeth showing. I promise I have decent teeth I just hate how I smile with them showing lol
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 13/07/2025
I bet slurping this up with a big straw would taste good as fuck
close up image of two lava lamps. they both have blue liquid and green globs on the inside.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 12/07/2025
if a watched pot never boils wots all this then
image of a bald man with thin rimmed glasses and a mustache intently staring into a pot of boiling water
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 12/07/2025
sometimes I’m frustrated with Bluesky and then remember I tweeted this and got death threats and nazis with anime PFPs trying to dox me and think maybe here isn’t so bad
screenshot of an old tweet of mine that reads as follows: "you wouldn't survive a CoD lobby" name 3 women who feel safe around you.

3.1 million views, 1k replies, 12k retweets, 118k likes, and 3k bookmarks.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 12/07/2025
genuinely don’t understand how people can be this fucking stupid
screenshot from a vanity fair article about the “discourse” around the new Superman which reads as follows:

"He's creating a moat of woke,
enlightened opinion around him," Greg Gutfeld said on the July 7 episode of The Five. "We don't go to the movie theater to be lectured to and to have somebody throw their ideology onto us," former Trump administration official Kellyanne Conway added in the segment, which was titled "Superwoke." "He fights for truth, justice, and your preferred pronouns, Jesse Watters cracked, adding: "You know what it says on his cape? MS-13!" For good measure, Conway also took a personal swipe at Superman star David Corenswet: "Guess he didn't change it to a better stage name." (The actor's surname originates from his Russian Jewish roots.)image of a headline and excerpt from A United Press article in the April 24, 1940, edition of The Springfield Leader and Press which reads as follows:

Headline: ‘Superman’ Poisoning American Children, Nazi’s Claim

BERLIN, April 24— Das Schwarze Korps, organ of Adolf Hitler’s elite SS guard, today denounced the American comic strip “Superman,” drawn by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 11/07/2025
scran
dramatically lit image of my dinner on a red plate. It’s broccoli, chickpeas, and jasmine rice seasoned with shawarma seasoning, turmeric, and sea salt. A single tablespoon of gochujang and peanut butter for good measure combined as well.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 11/07/2025
life lately (I’m never getting another piercing)
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 10/07/2025
if she's not putting this on my bald ass head before pegging me: HARD pass
image of a Car Body Dent Puller - its a large suction cup with a bright yellow handle
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 10/07/2025
its giving
screenshot from news coverage - its a graphic with the following written on it:

Quote From Man Stabbed: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 10/07/2025
sick ty
illustration of Saruman pondering Palantir in Orthanc
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 04/07/2025
first pool day of the year baybeee
image from me laying down on a pool bench next to an in ground pool. You can see my legs and I’m wearing a pink striped bathing suit. There are 12 empty pool benches across from me and a life guard under an umbrella at the far right.
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 03/07/2025
(in case you don’t know)
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Mat 🍩 @matmcdonut.cloud · 03/07/2025
those who know know
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