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Mathew Kumar

@mathewkumar.com
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Writer of exp. magazine (expzine.com). Game developer for hire. He/They. Every Game I've Finished 14>24 is OUT NOW: amazon.com/dp/B0DJPFPVFT Patreon: patreon.com/expzine

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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 29/09/2026
New exp. for subscribers. I excitedly picked up Torneko's Mystery Dungeon -Classic HD- and then later found out it's *probably* been at least partially vibe coded. On the no-win situation of this great game treated badly: expzine.com/2026/09/29/d... On Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Torneko's Mystery Dungeon key art.Torneko's Mystery Dungeon screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 28/09/2026
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL TOAPLAN
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 25/09/2026
Haven't posted about Resident Evil yet because Half deserves its place in the sun (er... twilight) letterboxd.com/mathewkumar/
Everyone Is Lying to You for Money
Rogue Trooper
Arrested Memory
Half
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 22/09/2026
New exp. for subscribers! I am making the wrong choices in 2026. I like noir. I like old cartoons. I like shooters! But Mouse P.I. For Hire is a collection of things I like without the backbone of a strong design: expzine.com/2026/09/22/m... Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Mouse PI logo.Mouse PI screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 21/09/2026
@spicycinammon-eggnog
2 hours ago
This feels like a DLC movie you can unlock after finishing the main game
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 15/09/2026
New exp. for subs! For years I thought Monty Mole was a scab. But he was on the miner's side all along! I look at Wanted! Monty Mole, not just a wacky British platformer but one of the earliest games to make a political point: expzine.com/2026/09/15/w... On Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 09/09/2026
The adventure begins...
My First Mystery Dungeon
Awarded for venturing into the Minor Mystery Dungeon for the first time. Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:00pm

On His Majesty's Service
Awarded for retrieving the crown jewels (using default gameplay settings). Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:53pm
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 09/09/2026
There's gonna be a pop up shop for merch: wizardry.info/shigotoneko_...
Images of all the Wizardry x Shigotoneko merch. T-shirts, wee towels, pins, stickers and that.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 08/09/2026
New exp. for subscribers! I am not making the best decisions on which 2026 games to play. Video games aren't cool any more, and Denshattack doesn't manage to transcend that: expzine.com/2026/09/08/d... On Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Denshattack key art.Denshattack screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 05/09/2026
The dashboard of a car should look like this and god DAMN I miss my 89 Accord
Honda Accord 89 dashboard image from a brochure
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 03/09/2026
Mr T defending @alexwinter.com's Freaked, as he should
Meanwhile, in the documentary, Young says Mr T made terrible decisions, citing the film Freaked, a comedy set in a sideshow, in which he played the Bearded Lady. Young says Mr T walked away three days before the film wrapped.

“I didn’t have no problem playing Freaked, because we were going against the typecast,” Mr T insists. “Brooke Shields was in it, Keanu Reeves was in it, Randy Quaid was in it. It was a fine role, but he’s putting me down for being in it. He wants to cut Mr T down.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 01/09/2026
New exp. for subscribers! Late today because I jarred my hands really bad on my bike because of Toronto's crappy roads. I write about the early history of Enix, and a game that's too good to be unknown in the west. Door Door: expzine.com/2026/09/01/d... On Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Door Door box art.Door Door screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 27/08/2026
Homer Simpson: "Clown school? You can't eat that."
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 27/08/2026
New exp. for subscribers! I continue my way through UFO 50, and, well... something had to come after Velgress. It's Planet Zoldath: expzine.com/2026/08/27/u... These stay subscriber exclusive! Just $1 per month. Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Planet Zoldath logo.Planet Zoldath screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 25/08/2026
New exp. for subscribers! I played Titanium Court, and my opinion is [rolls eyes, makes wanking motion with hand.] If you'd like to read that in far more detail, though: expzine.com/2026/08/25/t... Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Titanium Court logo.Titanium Court screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 22/08/2026
Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives’ “HELL” logo
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 21/08/2026
Honestly I can’t see this because who is going to offer what they think would make it worthwhile? But the EA catalogue, considering Origin, Bullfrog etc. is like the fucking warehouse from the end of Raiders
The warehouse from the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 19/08/2026
TRADE OFFER:
i receive: several years of your life
you receive: four days to play GTA 6
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 19/08/2026
Love the new Toronto Tempo mascots
Mel and Sue off the telly.Dez and Dot, the new Tempo mascots.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 18/08/2026
New exp. for subscribers! Hey, did you know Taito almost made Lemmings in 1980? Sort of? It's (probably) the unheralded first ever game where you protect a character you don't control. Steel Worker: expzine.com/2026/08/18/s... On Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Steel Worker flyer.Steel Worker screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 13/08/2026
I am a true cinephile letterboxd.com/mathewkumar/
Recent Activity:
- Thumb Wars The Phantom Cuticle.
- steve.oedekerk.com
- The Odyssey
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 11/08/2026
New on exp. for subscribers! I dig deep and finally look at one of the least known most important Japanese games ever, Heiankyo Alien, and play its 2017 Pac-Man CE-inspired update Heiankyo Alien 3671: expzine.com/2026/08/11/h... Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Heiankyo Alien.Heiankyo Alien 3671.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 07/08/2026
From the exp. archive: Two for one. In 2015 I looked at System 3's Super Putty from 1993: expzine.com/2015/06/23/s... and then long-gap sequel Putty Squad from 2013: expzine.com/2015/06/25/p... and found a series that failed to reach its potential.
Super Putty.Putty Squad.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 06/08/2026
He only made one pot of biryani? I assume he used this recipe and he must be running out by now
Originally posted by @milesklee.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/milesklee.bsky.social/post/3mseieg25c22o

Biryani for 800 people
4 kg ginger
2 kg garlic
200 kg mutton (cut 6 pieces from each 500g of meat)
50 kg rice
32 kg masoor
80g saffron (8 tolas)
2 kg chilli powder (red)
2 kg crushed chillies (red)
500g whole green chillies
360g elachi
250g turmeric (use sparingly of this quantity and use egg yellow to obtain richer colour)
500g jeera
250g shah-jeera
250g tuj
20 kg ghee (use sparingly. If mutton is fatty, less with be needed)
20 litres oil
1½ litres lemon juice (or vinegar or ½ vinegar and ½ lemon)
40 x 500ml yoghurt
12-16 doz eggs
25 kg potatoes
20 kg onions
1 kg fine salt (use only as much as is required)
6 kg coarse salt (for rice and meat)
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 04/08/2026
New exp. for subscribers! A lighter, more positive tone than last week. On the adorable, free Find Your Words from Capy, where the only problem really was that I wanted more: expzine.com/2026/08/04/f... On Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Find Your Words logo.Find your Words screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 04/08/2026
Am I the only person that sees it
Quake Shambler. It’s his mouth, right? Sort of?
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 03/08/2026
Christopher Nolan: I think it would be more interesting if the Trojan War was *really* about trade routes
It’s George Lucas. What can I say? Game recognises game
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 02/08/2026
New exp. Dispatch! All the month's articles and links, in one handy location! expzine.com/2026/08/02/t... Subscribe and get the newsletter in your inbox every month for free: expzine.kit.com
The Art of Pantomime in Church title card.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 01/08/2026
@jacobmurphy2042
5 years ago
I'm on a 5g mushroom trip rn after a heavy breakup. And I'm crying. I'm a 27 year old man. This song is a glimpse into heaven. Shout out to my grandma
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 31/07/2026
Alright then
Itoen Mugicha.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 31/07/2026
A 24 pack of Kirin’s Salty Lychee.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 30/07/2026
New exp. for subscribers! Did my piece on Vampire Survivors resonate with you? Why not subscribe for just $1 and get exclusive access to a monthly bonus article on UFO 50 among other perks? Today, perfection. It's Velgress: expzine.com/2026/07/30/u... Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Velgress title screen.Velgress screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 28/07/2026
New exp. for subscribers! June the 28th be with you. I played the odd man out of Atari's arcade Star Wars releases, Return Of The Jedi, and find a possible first: expzine.com/2026/07/28/s... On Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Return of The Jedi flyer.Return Of The Jedi screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 26/07/2026
*My* kind of adventure game.
It's Wishbone And The Amazing Odyssey but I've changed it so it's Ken Bone and the Amazing Odyssey. Why have I done this?
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 22/07/2026
Marge Simpson: "The human race turned into  the imperium of man so gradually I didn't even notice."

This is probably a bit niche?
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 21/07/2026
This seemed extremely cool but the mention of it being an "AI breakthrough" made me concerned these secrets are AI slop, but it does sound like they're aware and safeguarding: scrollprize.org/tutorial5
The model only sees small local patches — smaller than a full letter — so it cannot learn to "draw" plausible letterforms.
Labeling is conservative: only regions where strokes are clearly and repeatably visible get labeled.
Validation regions are held out, so you can measure whether the model generalizes.
Final readings are always reviewed by papyrologists. Machine output is never treated as a substitute for reading.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 21/07/2026
New exp. for subscribers! I finally learn all about Vampire Survivors and it makes me depressed about where game design is now. expzine.com/2026/07/21/v... Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Vampire Survivors logo.Vampire Survivors screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 19/07/2026
The Paella man from The Simpsons
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 16/07/2026
Living in a city where it is currently hazardous to *breathe the air* got me doomscrolling and this really stood out to me. In nearby Hamilton the council refusing to pause data centre development for due diligence exactly as the city chokes under the result of climate change
Before the 9:30 a.m. ET meeting began, under skies yellowed from wildfire smoke, residents holding signs of "people over profits" and "dump the data centre" gathered outside city hall.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 14/07/2026
The Simpsons: Cletus’ huge family.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 14/07/2026
New exp. for subscribers! Yes, football fever is still wracking my body and mind! The doctors are concerned, because I’ve turned to playing Jaleco/Tose’s Goal! expzine.com/2026/07/14/g... Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Goal! cover.
Goal! screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 12/07/2026
Me
Homer Simpson: “Whenever Haaland’s in front of the goal, all the other players should be passing to Haaland”
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 12/07/2026
Haaland
LeBron, gesturing in exasperation
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 09/07/2026
New for subscribers! I wrote a guide for Nutmeg! (Sumo Digital, 2026) so here's a review of it. It's a football manager game for people who are put off by football manager games. And love extreme skeuomorphism! expzine.com/2026/07/09/n... Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
Nutmeg! logo.Nutmeg! screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 09/07/2026
Somehow, this is true. Getting this collection was a huge deal for me
The Bundled Doonesbury, which had basically every comic on a bundled CD. I *really* did not grasp the early ones
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 08/07/2026
Hey... there's always good times with friends.
A very crappy mock-up of Larry and Moe in front of a Pong machine. This only makes sense if you buy The Journal of Stoogealogical Studies Vol. 2!
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 07/07/2026
During the World Cup I've been enjoying playing the "Nostalgic Deckbuilding Football Manager" NUTMEG! But I couldn't find a good beginner's guide. So I wrote one. Released early for subscribers, How To Play NUTMEG! expzine.com/2026/07/07/h... Patreon: www.patreon.com/expzine/post...
NUTMEG! Screenshot.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 07/07/2026
It’s the cover of Zico Soccer crudely changed to ZiKo Soccer, what with Ziko tearing it up in this Egypt Argentina game
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 07/07/2026
Oh no… all my bonks gone
It’s Bonk’s Adventure innit
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 04/07/2026
Scotland fans watching a team with a tenth of their population take the world champions to the brink
Some evangelical prick on the telly saying “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.”
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