Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 04/10/2026"How weird they were" Brahe and Kepler's great joint work, the Rudolphine Tables, was compiled under the patronage of the guy who circulated copies of his official portrait to the other (lesser) crowned heads of Europe This official portrait: (good excuse to post my favourite-more in the alt) 030
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 30/09/2026Holy shit, I hadn't realised just how remote Cornell is, the population density of the county is 86 per square km, that's roughly half that of Devon (which is famous for its empty moorland and farms) Plus it's roughly as far from The City as Rhyl is from London WTF were the admin thinking? Essays? 1164
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 26/09/2026So, um, Amazon appear to have launched a new exclusive thing for what were affiliates and are now 'influencers' because of course Just got, and read, the email. Makes it sound like a special elite thing for only selected people, right? 20 years and I've never sold a single thing thru it… 120
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 20/09/2026Day 3 of 'when will mummy be back from the war' He knows I want to avoid the station so he picked a clever route First the market, trying every entrance just to be sure-there's a cheese shop sells smoked Wensleydale! Then across the bridges in a weird route, trot thru Rastrick & what a surprise! 110
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 20/09/2026Fascinating Out of sheer curiosity, which part of rural Scotland are you in? 100
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 20/09/2026She was quite well known for liking the clever men, but I did not know this about Dr Weller 150
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 20/09/2026You're right, I should've looked at the picture again after I hit it with the brightness tool it was really dull before And I have no clue what type of gig it is, completely out of my expertise other than they're local, normally travel in pairs this didn't post before 000
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 20/09/2026Ah see in Bradford on this side of the Atlantic our horse users have discovered pneumatic tyres Took this soon after we moved in, they come past regularly there's a whole suburb where they just kept their horses 100
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 18/09/2026So, Jennie is away at a conference When she comes back Ridley meets her at the station, he's convinced that if he goes to the station she will appear Smart enough to know what platform to wait on, not smart enough to understand she's in Brighton till Wednesday 3143
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 08/09/2026Genuinely one of the most moving and bugfuck insane parts of any warfilm I've watched You're out of ammo, you can't stop another attack You can't withdraw, you lose the battle and possibly the war So fix bayonets and charge them Madness. But it worked 000
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 08/09/2026Remember last year we were mocking the Young Conservative at their conference with the silly hat, moustache and weird attitudes about so many things? Y'know, the incest guy Yeah, look where he's turned up this year! 161
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 02/09/2026For comparison, here is the Doomtown card Pete Venters drew decades ago (ouch, we're getting old) which I found out much much later is based on an actual real honest Devilbunny, seen below supervising Gillian (Pete's wife) Clovis is awesome, Gus was just weird 120
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 02/09/2026When Gillian liked this post I looked at it again and went "oh look, Moley made the teeth look evil" but actually, no, that's just Gus Honeybun's actual evil teeth? 221
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 29/08/2026Fascinating bloke, Gilbert: grew up partially in my home village, did some atrocities, conquered some lands, started the Empire, stole some stuff and then died from infection after stepping on a rusty nail I mean, you can see why and where he got his love of boats from, right? 041
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 27/08/2026I have no idea how to change it to 'include people you follow', not 100% sure I want to, but yeah, you just can't escape the fucking discourse over a nonentity controversialist with a humiliation fetish It's the only word I've perma muted 010
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 18/08/2026In one of the many many weird coincidences in our lives, my first two CDs were also bought in a French hypermarket, Dad had booked us a gite in central France and I bought a player there because we wanted something that wasn't French TV to listen to (we had car tapes too) 011
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 18/08/2026Oh wow, happy birthday to the inventor of the term software engineering I need to finish rearranging bookshelves so I can get our model of her out of storage 0153
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 17/08/2026Khutulan was a fairly direct inspiration for one of the more interesting Crab Clan characters in Legend of the 5 Rings, Hida O-Ushi She even ended up marrying the winner of a Tetsubo contest, her husband didn't defeat her, she accidentally knocked herself out defeating a filthy Crane 121
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 12/08/2026My to read pile is a bookshelf. If a book is boring I'm going to pick up something else, if I go back and am still bored, it's getting donated If your book hasn't got a hook early enough I'm going to be bored, the hook can be anything, but it needs to be there I mean, you want to read this, right? 110
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 11/08/2026For a given definition of "the same size" that's actually "about 4 times larger" 200
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 01/08/2026It's Yorkshire Day I've lived here for 18 years now, it's lovely And West Yorkshire gets the best flag, obviously 061
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 30/07/2026"If you got sent back 75 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?" (as corrected) So, 1950. My Granny was a single mum cleaning houses, she'd soon marry my adoptive grandfather who worked the kitchens at local hotels Mum's side farmed. Could (and have) done all three 110
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 27/07/2026Today I learn that it's not actually Joddrell Bank in Logopolis but a scale model, and the gantries Ainley and Tom run around are the Top of the Pops studio But this is a bloody stupid problem to be creating 171
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 26/07/2026Like Mitch sings in the song, I never went thru a Smiths phase, despite being a goth who liked indie The only song of theirs I liked—especially the Carter cover—was Panic at the Disco. This quote was made during promo for that song, puts a different skew on the lyrics :-( Racist sack of shit 021
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 10/07/2026Which particular circle of hell is reserved for the slop merchants that make shite like this? I need a new mousemat, simple, right? But there are some with stuff printed like useful shortcuts. Except, well, this lot isn't exactly useful Curl+P = Pront? 010
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 10/07/2026Guess I won't be topping up on milk before the weekend then Two aisles almost completely empty, fun fun 010
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 09/07/2026One at a time it is then! He spent half an hour wading around the beck then enjoyed the mini golf area 140
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 08/07/2026I love taking Ridley for his long walk when I can, he always likes it, but when the weather's like this it's best late in the day Slightly different route today gave me a nice view of The Tower, bet it's glorious up there today Imagine being able to see Manchester and Hull from the same spot! 020
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 07/07/2026Beaver tech! Course, you'd normally build one on a cliffside or on a platform you've suspended up high Oh, wait, that is what they're doing, cool Playing Timberborn sets my RSI off so very small doses, it's great fun tho timberborn.wiki.gg/wiki/Gravity... 051
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 05/07/2026When someone posts about doing something in Bradford my immediate response is "they're visiting?" then remember there are a fair few Bradfords I just looked up to see just how many That's too many Bradfords Middle English it mean broad/wide ford/crossing, lots of them in England, even more in US 010
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 01/07/2026I know being partially faceblind means lots of people look more similar to me than to others, but I'm not wrong here am I? 120
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 27/06/2026In terms of actual used most days, the Games Workshop Citadel branded Plasplugs craft knives I use as box cutters that I got from work in my early 20s In terms of used enough I keep it handy, the Concise Oxford Dictionary I got for appearing on Blockbusters when I was 17 Physical media is useful! 172
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 25/06/2026Chippy chippy chippy! I'm not wrong thinking this is a labubu, right? 100
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 24/06/2026🦀 see a crab, post a crab 🦀 I have no idea what this critter is it's the first time I've ever seen one in the local beck, but it's kinda crab/lobster/shrimp like? Looked like it had lost a claw but the remaining one was proportionally big Clifton Beck, West Yorkshire if anyone can ID it? 230
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 24/06/2026At university, in a demographics course we studied how a short term fall in the number of births would affect schools &c over the next few decades That was in 2001/02—we predicted that because the then birth rate was falling, in the 2020s universities would face a problem Uni of Exeter, '99-'02 211
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 21/06/2026Ridley didn't like sitting with us in the shade so demanded a walk then just did this Nice picnic with parents tho, field might be housing at some point this century 141
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 05/06/2026I once got so drunk I tried to go for a swim in the fountain by the bus stop on Torquay sea front This one: If you're thinking "that only looks about a foot deep", you'd be right! No Nazi tattoos 040
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 29/05/2026Eldritch, famously, put up with a lot of shit and never argued with anyone 032
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 28/05/2026So, I'm cheese shopping online, I've found a nice place that stocks smoked Wensleydale (our very local shop closed) but it's flat rate shipping per order so is there anything else? www.grasmere-farm.co.uk/shop/uncateg... You can't sell 'halloumi' in the UK unless it's from Cypress y'see 230
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 28/05/2026I love that the village has the 'official' spelling but the civil parish it's in uses the proper spelling Also? New favourite thing for a techbro to do with their cash: sell Bebo for ~$600million, buy it back later for $1million, use the money to buy & refurb the derelict pub in Granny's village 010
Mat Bowles (He/Þei) @matgb.uk · 26/05/2026For reference, here are shots I took me him in August 2024 & 2025, as you can see lounging in the sun in an inconvenient place is usually his favourite thing I've been up all night at my desk with the aircon on, so it's now only 24C in my office :-( 041