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Michael Tessman

@matessman.bsky.social
106 followers 206 following 112 posts

No. Virginia suburban guy in good standing; dad, husband, dog lover, book lover, software guy, Blue

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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is going to go well for him…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Damn, they’ve been singing that song an awfully long time…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well, as everyone knows he doesn’t need anyone to make him look like an idiot…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
WAY TO GO, AL!!! It was just a matter of time Vile sh*tbag
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
… or ignorant frothings. Or both.
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Um, might there be a boo fest in someone’s future? jusaskin’…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
WAY TO GO, AL!!! (disgusting monster)
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You do have to massage it some after generating it
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Is that the same as a Royale with cheese?
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I was picking up pizzas for a lunch hour meeting….
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Good point, but the way they pay teachers these days it might be a wash…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Monitoring. What’s. Going. On. But not actually teaching. This is not good.
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Apparently not, but that in itself is not surprising …
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Clever 🙂
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Why would anyone think he ever was…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The insane stupidity just keeps getting worse and worse
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The stupidity is suffocating; you’d think we’d be used to it by now…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Trick question here?
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Gee, can’t wait for the SOTU tomorrow night. It’s gonna be terrific, I can tell 😀
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Immediate thought: Lying sack of sch!tte. I could be wrong, though…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Um, ya think? 😄 From the gold standard to whatever the hell you want to call it now, good going, all…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Very nice, congrats, honey. Now go sit down next to that nice Rittenhouse boy…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The insanity and stupidity just hurt all over, all the time. Words fail completely.
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
That recent, eh? 🙂
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Oops.
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
How much were those, anyway…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The worthy and the enlightened shall 🙂
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
A lot of ponds have them, so I hear; the best ponds…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
it would be so much longer, so much more material to work with…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I’m curious about who has been funding the legal efforts here…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
So when you finally do pay off that 50-yr note how much of it will have been interest? Compared to a 30-yr note?
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Holy Cow! Completely forgot all about Mr. P, it’s been years …
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Jeez, George, how many bad dad-puns can you stuff into one post?
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Yeah, there’s a lot of this when you’re a partisan fan across multiple sports, but it’s fun(agonizing)
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
That’s just terrific, eh? 😄
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Words continue to fail—massively
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Oh, I meant the arrests 🙂
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Um, a bit less than they anticipated, no?
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Um, anybody you know? 🙂
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Wow, that many…seems kinda high, though
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Yes, I do.
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Wow, looks pretty tense, no?
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Let’s see…Socialism for the Family Farm or for BigAg? juscurious…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Congratulations! Good job! 🙂
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Kinda think he has been for a while; jussayin’…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Short answer: Never; they are following him off the cliff
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
yes, indeed, no doubt of it
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Uh huh. Yep. Waiting with bated breath and all that…
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
😄 Utter genius at work, across the board
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Michael Tessman @matessman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Active duty officers calling the President directly. Ummm, yeah, no.
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