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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I've started giving my coworker fruit snacks every time they get roped into another project/issue to solve for an entirely new department. I am afraid I am going to Pavlov them into associating fruit snacks with distress

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

HE'S GOING TO JAIL Also Boss R LIED about pizza. I will be bothering him for the rest of the day about it

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Were getting pizza on Monday Its for Former Boss A's verdict announcement

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Me: The Dodgers are just turning into the Yankees, FUCK the Dodgers and FUCK the Yankees M: If you weren't a lesbian I would propose to you on the spot

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Mitch Is Ghost @mitchfizzl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Oh, and shoutout to @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social for finding the perfect response to the Count Orlok standee I got them last year. Zak Bagans now watches over our house in case any ghosts decide to haunt us 🖤

A standee of Count Orlok from Nosferatu (2024) with a fake speech bubble attached which reads, “YOU MUST BOUNCE ON IT”

A standee of Zak Bagans inside a living room. There is a “Happy Birthday” balloon attached around the standee’s foot. There are several movie posters on the wall behind the standee. Small, red lights wrapped around the ceiling give the room a red glow.

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

H': Wait you're a cosplayer, do you have a sewing machine? Me: ...What kind of question-

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

J: "I wonder why it's such a phenomenon that so many furries are in these high paying science jobs" Me: "Autism"

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

"Like how eating chips and salsa is technically eating a vegetable" "No oh my god that's not how that works-" "But it's MADE OF FRUITS AND VEGTABLES" "Eat something like a carrot stick or something" *coworker very audibly crunches carrot stick from the back of the room*

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Ana Fedina @anafi.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I was allowed to post some characters and weapons I did for Critical Role: Armory of Heroes book and I would love to start with Jester 💙

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Overheard at work: H: "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT" M: "Well I can't UN-say it"

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Coworker Big T: "Speaking of Bad Dragon"

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

M greeting me this morning at 7:30am: "Morning, Bush"

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

M: Wait wouldn't it be the opposite though since you're a woman? What's the opposite of a beard? Me: ...A bush? M: Right so if I'm gonna be your bush -

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Continued: Coworker M coming up to my desk: did it work? Me: *glances at laptop* my..update? *makes jerkoff motion* this? Coworker M: no, the automation Me: ah, no. Coworker M: so it was a bust? *jerkoff motion*

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Also its possible that former boss (allegedly) used Chat GPT to ask how to embezzle. The one that (allegedly) got fired for embezzling

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

* Coworker waves at me. Holding something so it looks like jerkoff motion. Loudly yell "(coworker M) IS MAKING JERKOFF MOTIONS AT ME" * Later coworker M passes desk doing ACTUAL wave. Wave back. Slowly turn wave into jerkoff gesture

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

* (this is the Big Boss like my Boss' Boss. He does not know how to use a shared calendar, filter things in excel, and asked what an extremely relevant term was in my business 8 months in) * (this guy we also legitimately think might have narcolepsy because he keeps falling asleep in meetings)

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Things that have happened at my work in the past 24 hours that prove I don't work in a Real Place * Boss walks by. Coworker H, talking to me over their desk, stops mid-sentance to quickly duck underneath their desk. Crouches and runs out back door into Accounting

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Is that what the trenchcoat last week was?? A preemptive celebratory Dresden cosplay? 🤣

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Not if I get one first :3 only 3 seconds away hehe

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

This will only make me work harder

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

My bluesky logged me put so I wasn't getting notifs and I just got this. I'm getting you back btw

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Alex Zandra @zandravandra.com · 04/01/2026

—Things Heard At AGDQ 2026— my favorite semi-yearly tradition is back! ^^ here's a week-long thread of my favorite out-of-context sentence fragments overheard from Games Done Quick hosts, runners and commentators! #AGDQ2026

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

"Odysseushadesgame still hot. What the FUCK did they put into him??" "Lesbian bait, I guess" "Come on Peepaw, let's get you back into Tartarus"

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Speaking of gossipy guess whose ex-boss who is waiting for trial was spotted at a Tigers game and the picture passed around the office

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

They messaged me on teams to congratulate me and ask what happened because they're all gosspiy

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Not the whole office listening to the conclusion of my since December long battle with (government agency) to get a simple status change for a couple items that I am unable to change myself

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Me: Yeah I have a migraine so I'm gonna bounce in like 10" Coworker: "You know what you need?" At the same time: Me: "Flower 🍃" 🥝: "Tequila."

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

@mitchfizzl.bsky.social honestly I feel like you two would get along because your levels of troll are very similar

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I have one coworker who lets us request songs on his speaker. He tends to troll us and has been playing Who Let The Dogs Out basically every day for the past six months as well. He's off for his birthday today but he's still with us in spirit. He just put Who Let The Dogs Out on remotely.

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Overheard at work: R: "J?" J: "J?" R: "J? Are you okay?" J: "No." R: "Oh, okay." *continues working*

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Me watching the fake girlie with confidence issues befriend the other fake girlie with the confidence issues just waiting for the inevitable

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

(I'll tell you what for my Michigan friends and even other places - Rank Choice Vote. And connect with your community. And yes, you have to actually go to events to do that. Go to a town hall, a protest, a community garden and volunteer, door knock for PBS, be an escort for PP. Go Outside.)

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I'm so fucking sick of sitting and spinning in goddamned news stories when we should DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. YES he is a pedo, now WHAT DO WE DO TO STOP HIS IMPACT THE MOST.

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Here's the thing: I don't give a FUCK about the Epstein Files. I don't give a FUCK because I ALREADY KNEW BOTH THOSE MEN WERE BAD. I don't need MORE proof the Donald Trump is a pedo, he has ADMITTED IT HIMSELF.

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Sam & Ickah @ Colossalcon! @boldegoist.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Ninth house family portrait, perhaps?

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

A pivotal coming of age moment in a millennial woman’s life is when you found the forum from which all the male music snobs you knew were stealing their opinions

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I wanted to take her to Partridge so we could get a bone and people watch like we used to. I wanted to get a photoshoot done because my parents fucked up the family photos I wanted to take because I have NO pictures of me and her together unless I took them myself as a selfie. I miss her so much.

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

she visited me in my dreams last night

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

...this is the boss that was escorted out by cops for alleged fraud. Perhaps this is more concerning now.

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Some guy in the gay bookstore today told me I looked like Tilda Swinton like what a compliment honestly

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Its so nice; I honestly thought of you at one point because you always talk about how your boss has your back so much!! It seriously makes such a big difference and I'm so much less stressed with a boss who looks out for me.

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Boss came to talk to me (and only me) about our open enrollment this week and idk if its bc I've had a hard time with all the nuances of the new policies at work etc or if its bc she knows I dont talk to my parents but it was really nice 🥺 crazy how I've had my first good boss (outside retail) at 33

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

SCREECH IT DOESNT MATTER BC THEYRE ALL SO GOOD OMG

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

He's that guy that always steals stuff out of the fridge and everyone knows it but they're scared to say anything

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

My boss, explaining what whipits are to the 22 year old employee Another normal day

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Match @matchstickcosplay.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

-lesbians saying they don't want to date bi women are valid; as a former bi woman i completely understand because yes I did indeed center men and a LOT OF YOU STILL DO -bi people are 100% part of the community even if they're in a "straight presenting" relationship

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