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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿

@matatoa.bsky.social

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Disabled Lawyer, Former Roller Derby Skater, Father of Three 💜 Antiracist. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸🇱🇧 Ally BIPOC Lover Rapa Nui 🌺🍍🌈🤙🗿 An American, Chicago-born Vermont Resident 🍁 #COYG ❤️🤍❤️ #WhiteSox🖤🩶🖤 UChicago; Harvard Law Multilingual 🇧🇷🇨🇱🇫🇷🇮🇹

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

Even Karl Marx sitting behind the visiting dugout hasn't left.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

Not in this universe...

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

Huascar Brazobán, we hardly knew ye...

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

Newcomb opens...hopefully goes 2...

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

We still got Saturday.

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

It's like batting practice now.

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

As my mobbed-up Chicago uncle would say: two tings is killin' me: 1. Slow horses and 2. Da Sox pitchin' #Whitesox

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

Or Taylor can go 3.2 scoreless...

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

😅🤣😂

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

Walk up songs and what else?

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

Canon, Braden, we need ya, buddy! #WhiteSox

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 4h

Mune walks, then Sam takes it out...

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 5h

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Roy Kent Swearing

ALT: Roy Kent Swearing

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 5h

Tanks for the memories! 🚽🪠😂

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 5h

The dude who usually sits behind first wearing a wife beater is absent today. He did wear a black wife beater yesterday.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 5h

But he's wearing a huge black hat. I'd hate to be sitting behind him!

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 5h

True. But they've got Messick to nearly 40 pitches after 2 IP.

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 6h

Being a Muslim should not be considered an insult. Colin Powell affirmed that.

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 6h

Let's go!

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 6h

Lying bastards with that attack ad on Sherrod Brown...

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 8h

Just the latest examples of the barbaric actions of this deranged monster and all of his enablers.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 8h

Fedde should be in the mix.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 10h

That made you a non-conformist?

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 10h

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Whomp Whomp Reaction

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 11h

I'm circling the drain, too. 🤫🤣

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 12h

Well, that thread went to 💩 very quickly!

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 14h

They also inhabit RFK Jr.'s brain - a very dark place!

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 14h

JD Vance has no idea what the H-1B program has done for this country. It would be interesting to learn if his in- laws obtained their status through that program.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 16h

The arrival (or lack thereof) of this knock off jersey commemorating the year I became a #WhiteSox fan is crucial to their prospects in tonight's ALDS game. LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 16h

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Chivas Liga MX Fan Cheering

ALT: Chivas Liga MX Fan Cheering

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 16h

Also, cities

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 17h

Not to mention 67 Senators to convict him...

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 17h

And it is logical to be loyal to your once vital captain when he has been reduced to this.

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Mitch McConnell Peace Sign

ALT: Mitch McConnell Peace Sign

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 17h

That's what Jeffrey Dahmer's lawyer charged him.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 17h

Nominative determinism for this one...

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 18h

Yet Spock would risk it all to reunite Captain Pike with her and the now-benevolent buttheads.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 18h

Also explains why Trump liked Pete Rose so much.

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 19h

I read that as, "I think you're on something!" 🧐

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 19h

Send her to Talos IV immediately!

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Will be changed tomorrow because I have no doubt that me wearing this combination caused the #WhiteSox to lose.

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She looks possessed!

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah, but he's a p*d*rast..

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I hate to admit that Ron Darling was right. But we should have walked Ramirez.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Non rhetorical question: will we see Davis Martin?

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

DAD GUMMIT!

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Great point! And very nearly lost two.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We get 2 manager challengers in the post season.

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Brain fart!

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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Scott Merkin hyped us up for nothing.

Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Who threw out the first pitch?

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