Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 06/10/20263:00am… Penis: hey. Wake up. I’m hard. Me: I know. I’ll take care of you in the morning. Penis: no, now. Me: I’m tired. Go back to sleep. Penis: NOW! Me: starts masturbating. Little fucker woke me up again about an hour later. 160
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026To the people I dropped a ‘like’ bomb on today. I’m sorry, but you’re so hot 🥵 110
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026😩 there’s just so much good dick on the internet today. I can’t get enough! 🥵 150
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I really need my prostate wrung out. 🥴 050
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All I’ve done for the last 4 hours is scroll cock posts 🥵🥴 4170
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve masturbated with my hand 99% of my life. I’ve got enough Albolene left for about a week left. I’ve been thinking, once that’s gone about switching and becoming a Fleshlight fucker. The idea makes me really hard. I’ve never been much of a top in sex but fucking a fleshlight feels appropriate. 160
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pulling on my PENIS is the only answer. 2145
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love dudes who love their penis. 🥰 0172
Reposted by Masturbator MikeyMasturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Penises that point straight up when hard 🥵😮💨 0261
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Sometimes I look down at my perfect erect penis in my lubed hand while I’m masturbating it, and I just loose all control. 🥴 08712
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Look at how perfect he is. He’s so happy. 4949
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Those first strokes after lubing up. 🫠🫠🫠 1130
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Just finished doing dad things. Now it’s time to masturbate. 19710
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Morning boner on my birthday is the best gift. 😏☺️ 2735
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 07/06/2026🤤🤤🤤 wet penis masturbation noises 🥵🥵🥵 1152
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 31/05/2026My erect penis feels so good today. I love masturbating! 🤤 0162
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 28/05/2026You know the orgasm is good when you feel your prostate wring out every bit of semen and it feels empty afterward 🤤😮💨 1150
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Strong mood for some heavy frot today 🥵 111524
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I love seeing all the morning wood 🤤🥵 0141
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Cocks in condoms have me hard today. 🥴 1322
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Wednesdays here always get my mouth watering 🥵🤤🤤🤤 050
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I just love watching other guys masturbate and pleasure their penis. 😍🥵🥰 2204
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 27/03/2026So much beautiful cock to look at 😩😍🤤 080
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I love cock, first and always. But somedays I really wanna eat some delicious ass while I jerk off. 🥵🤤 170
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Waking up to morning wood is always a great way to start the day. 0290
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I love my penis. I love masturbating my penis. 4627
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 15/02/2026The most incessant, demanding, throbbing boner all night last night. Finally had to crank one out about 3am. Even then, he took a while to go soft. 0402
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Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 23/11/2025If you haven’t been told today, nice dick. 😏☺️ 0181
Masturbator Mikey @masturbatormikey.bsky.social · 16/11/2025My morning wood always feels so huge and thick 🥵🥹 1120
